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Loooordt.
Whitey done figured it out.🙄🤦🏾♀️🤣
Let's just ignore the extensive history of the use, including my favourite:
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I'd rather say "see ya," 'cause I would never be ya
Be an officer? You wicked overseer{{ snip }}
Now, here's a likkle truth, open up your eye
While you're checking out the boom-bap, check the exercise
Take the word overseer like a sample
Repeat it very quickly in a crew, for example
"Overseer," overseer," overseer," Overseer"
"Officer" officer" officer, "officer"
Yeah, officer from overseer
You need a little clarity?
Check the similarity!
🎵But okay, Whitey.
When're ya going to the moon? -
Loooordt.
Whitey done figured it out.🙄🤦🏾♀️🤣
Let's just ignore the extensive history of the use, including my favourite:
🎵
I'd rather say "see ya," 'cause I would never be ya
Be an officer? You wicked overseer{{ snip }}
Now, here's a likkle truth, open up your eye
While you're checking out the boom-bap, check the exercise
Take the word overseer like a sample
Repeat it very quickly in a crew, for example
"Overseer," overseer," overseer," Overseer"
"Officer" officer" officer, "officer"
Yeah, officer from overseer
You need a little clarity?
Check the similarity!
🎵But okay, Whitey.
When're ya going to the moon? -
Right?
As if it's my role to do it.If the cops feel bad about the chance she might get punched, STOP PUNCHING PEOPLE.
Also: cops really need to learn the difference between "intel" and "dirt".
The woman who self-styles as the "expert" really ought to know we don't train the marshals by now. It's been years.
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I just experienced some equivalent of the Mandela Effect¹ for one!
I was convinced Patrik Mathews, the neo-Nazi was from BC and the manhunt was in MB.
https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/featured/2019/08/16/homegrown-hate
Or https://archive.is/FnN9rhttps://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/patrik-mathews-reservist-neo-nazi-arrested-1.5429218
Turns out I was also remembering a concurrent incident involving a manhunt for two BC teens who murdered three people who were eventually FOUND in MB.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Northern_British_Columbia_murders
Turns out that the first one, was a legit Nazi, the second set had a Nazi tie that family members disavow.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/suspect-nazi-bryer-schmegelsky-1.5187809
Anyway, apparently it's really difficult to understand why people focus on the violence of the right wing instead of the antifa.
___________¹ it might actually turn out to be the Mandela effect proper because these two incidents were so close to each other they may have been conflated in other people's heads, too. I just don't have a data set.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_memory#Mandela_effect -
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I just experienced some equivalent of the Mandela Effect¹ for one!
I was convinced Patrik Mathews, the neo-Nazi was from BC and the manhunt was in MB.
https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/featured/2019/08/16/homegrown-hate
Or https://archive.is/FnN9rhttps://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/patrik-mathews-reservist-neo-nazi-arrested-1.5429218
Turns out I was also remembering a concurrent incident involving a manhunt for two BC teens who murdered three people who were eventually FOUND in MB.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Northern_British_Columbia_murders
Turns out that the first one, was a legit Nazi, the second set had a Nazi tie that family members disavow.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/suspect-nazi-bryer-schmegelsky-1.5187809
Anyway, apparently it's really difficult to understand why people focus on the violence of the right wing instead of the antifa.
___________¹ it might actually turn out to be the Mandela effect proper because these two incidents were so close to each other they may have been conflated in other people's heads, too. I just don't have a data set.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_memory#Mandela_effect -
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Originating in the United States in 2008, the alt-right has rebranded far-right extremism into a more palatable form. In Canada, this movement is marked by a blend of anti-immigration, anti-Muslim, anti-Jewish, anti-multicultural, anti-feminist, and anti-government sentiments.Its core narrative is that white identity and Western culture are under attack from multicultural forces. The Canadian alt-right can be broken down into several sub-groups:
• White Supremacists
• Manosphere/Masculinism Groups: Online communities that promote antifeminist views and sometimes justify gender-based violence.
• Ethnonationalists: Those who claim that shared ancestry is the foundation of national identity and that governments should protect a dominant culture.
• Anti-Muslim and Anti-Jewish Factions
• Sovereigntist & Militia Groups: Sovereigntists reject court and state authority. They can sometimes mobilize as militia.These groups frequently employ patriotic rhetoric that resonates with certain conservative political narratives, leveraging grievances over economic insecurity and public safety.
Source: Luna KC, Jackie Neapole and Miriam Edelson, The Rise of the Alt-Right in Canada: A feminist analysis, (2021), p.3-5.
❞https://psacatlantic.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/HANDOUT-1-Far-right-extremism-in-Canada.pdf
Maybe you should learn what you're talking about, first.
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Originating in the United States in 2008, the alt-right has rebranded far-right extremism into a more palatable form. In Canada, this movement is marked by a blend of anti-immigration, anti-Muslim, anti-Jewish, anti-multicultural, anti-feminist, and anti-government sentiments.Its core narrative is that white identity and Western culture are under attack from multicultural forces. The Canadian alt-right can be broken down into several sub-groups:
• White Supremacists
• Manosphere/Masculinism Groups: Online communities that promote antifeminist views and sometimes justify gender-based violence.
• Ethnonationalists: Those who claim that shared ancestry is the foundation of national identity and that governments should protect a dominant culture.
• Anti-Muslim and Anti-Jewish Factions
• Sovereigntist & Militia Groups: Sovereigntists reject court and state authority. They can sometimes mobilize as militia.These groups frequently employ patriotic rhetoric that resonates with certain conservative political narratives, leveraging grievances over economic insecurity and public safety.
Source: Luna KC, Jackie Neapole and Miriam Edelson, The Rise of the Alt-Right in Canada: A feminist analysis, (2021), p.3-5.
❞https://psacatlantic.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/HANDOUT-1-Far-right-extremism-in-Canada.pdf
Maybe you should learn what you're talking about, first.
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Warning: Do not have liquid in your mouth when you watch this video.
My entire life has been much more interesting in other people's imaginations than in reality. 😐
Like: going back as far as high school, people would say the most random shit about the EXCITING THINGS I was doing and pretty much none of it was true.
I seriously don't know what it is about me that inspires both fear and this weird fascination. I'm sure at some point in time there's going to be an amazing biography written about me despite my having been probably one of the most boring people possible.
I used to joke that if the government wanted to hot mic my phone, all they were going to hear was me singing to my cat and my cat sometimes singing back.
But this phase of my life, which I'm calling The #Anarchist in Charge of Everything Years, is hands down the wildest.
I get that a great many people don't actually understand what "anarchist" means, but the idea that I'm consulting for the Liberal Party AND the Democrats in the US, flying down to coordinate the No Kings rally is some NEXT LEVEL delusional.
WTAFF is this man going on about?
I used to think the stalker was engaging in stochastic terrorism but I don't even know what to call this.
It's another case of:
That man knows nothing but he knows it loudly. -
Warning: Do not have liquid in your mouth when you watch this video.
My entire life has been much more interesting in other people's imaginations than in reality. 😐
Like: going back as far as high school, people would say the most random shit about the EXCITING THINGS I was doing and pretty much none of it was true.
I seriously don't know what it is about me that inspires both fear and this weird fascination. I'm sure at some point in time there's going to be an amazing biography written about me despite my having been probably one of the most boring people possible.
I used to joke that if the government wanted to hot mic my phone, all they were going to hear was me singing to my cat and my cat sometimes singing back.
But this phase of my life, which I'm calling The #Anarchist in Charge of Everything Years, is hands down the wildest.
I get that a great many people don't actually understand what "anarchist" means, but the idea that I'm consulting for the Liberal Party AND the Democrats in the US, flying down to coordinate the No Kings rally is some NEXT LEVEL delusional.
WTAFF is this man going on about?
I used to think the stalker was engaging in stochastic terrorism but I don't even know what to call this.
It's another case of:
That man knows nothing but he knows it loudly. -
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I am not sure why this freak cannot see that these are two different people. There's a 15-20 year age difference between them.Surely she has footage from yesterday that shows that his hairline didn't magically grow back.
#Asspertise: when you're talking out your ass, but super confidently.
To paraphrase my friend Joe:
That woman knows nothing, but she knows it loudly.Edit:
I just zoomed in on the picture again and, while I have to admit that sometimes I confuse two similar looking white people, these two look NOTHING ALIKE. Dafuq. #prosopagnosia -
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I am not sure why this freak cannot see that these are two different people. There's a 15-20 year age difference between them.Surely she has footage from yesterday that shows that his hairline didn't magically grow back.
#Asspertise: when you're talking out your ass, but super confidently.
To paraphrase my friend Joe:
That woman knows nothing, but she knows it loudly.Edit:
I just zoomed in on the picture again and, while I have to admit that sometimes I confuse two similar looking white people, these two look NOTHING ALIKE. Dafuq. #prosopagnosia -
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I see my dipshit stalker is claiming that police never turn off amplified devices at protests at Nathan Phillips Square.
Trust me when I tell you that I have attended FAR MORE protests than she has, and they MOST CERTAINLY have turned off amplified devices there in the past.
Many times.
Fascist. Antifascist.
Anything they consider disruptive to official business.And that flag raising was official business.
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I have to thank you for the word "crank." I've been chipping away at her as an "obsessive stalker with bad Intel," but I think "crank" is a word cops can understand much faster.
Ima put that in play today.
It helps A LOT that I've been out there a lot longer than she has and so far her expertise has shown itself to be garbage.
OH MY GOD!
I haven't introduced the cops to the term #Asspertise yet!
Oh they're gonna hate all of this. -
I have to thank you for the word "crank." I've been chipping away at her as an "obsessive stalker with bad Intel," but I think "crank" is a word cops can understand much faster.
Ima put that in play today.
It helps A LOT that I've been out there a lot longer than she has and so far her expertise has shown itself to be garbage.
OH MY GOD!
I haven't introduced the cops to the term #Asspertise yet!
Oh they're gonna hate all of this. -
TBF, that wasn't solely on me. Only 2 showed up first.
Most of the reason for the additional cops was the presence/handiwork of my stalkers telling them that the leader of antifa was there.
And lying about a protest.
For someone who likes to accuse OTHER PEOPLE of wasting cop resources, she most blatantly does.
#narCaryma #Asspertise
#CarymaNgo #AdamLeeWasserman #CreepySpouseInDaHouse #CreepySpouseInDaBigHouse #NarcissistLogic #PoliceDontKeepUsSafe -
TBF, that wasn't solely on me. Only 2 showed up first.
Most of the reason for the additional cops was the presence/handiwork of my stalkers telling them that the leader of antifa was there.
And lying about a protest.
For someone who likes to accuse OTHER PEOPLE of wasting cop resources, she most blatantly does.
#narCaryma #Asspertise
#CarymaNgo #AdamLeeWasserman #CreepySpouseInDaHouse #CreepySpouseInDaBigHouse #NarcissistLogic #PoliceDontKeepUsSafe -
These people ACTUALLY imagine that if there was A SINGLE THING cops could charge me with to stop me from doing shit like yelling chunks of the Community Safety and Policing Act at them, they wouldn't have done it already?
They literally arrested someone for asking them to identify themselves yesterday, thus forcing me to have conversations about Charter breaches with some major organizations, and have internal meetings about what I am and am not allowed to say on the air today.
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The hell is this?She hasn't been at either of these places and she ALSO apparently cannot tell the difference between punks. Like, when Mitch gets it right and she doesn't, that's a hell of a thing.
I guess when I turned down that interview yesterday, they had to settle for her.
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OMG, someone sent me this after I posted that.
She'll be SORELY disappointed by my discord account, which I use for gaming.
The #Asspertise is strong with that one, but at least she's stopped trying to peddle her Chinatown story after multiple journalists had to steer her back to the topic at hand.
I guess the new strategy is to pretend that she ISN'T a malignant narcissist who tried to punish her Asian neighbours with a Sinophobic piece of shit, was thwarted in that, and then developed the ever-expanding group of enemies, which includes anybody who stands with anybody currently on the list.
Sorry Caryma.
I know that criticism FEELS like murder to a malignant narcissist, but that's not what's actually happening.Those are just narcissistic wounds you're experiencing. Your psyche is incredibly fragile but it can be healed.
I hope one day you actually do the work and look back on the utter destruction you have wreaked — primarily to yourself — in the same amazement anyone else looking at your life feels right now.
You've torched your legal career.
3 cases this year all went over like the Hindenburg. You abandoned clients to stalk Deana. WTF.Your only companions are cognitively challenged. Fortunately for you, you need to be the smartest person in the room sooooo you probably haven't even noticed.
There multiple police investigations and lawsuits on your horizon.
That's the current status of your life.
It's wild what narcissistic rage will convince you constitutes "winning."Again I ask:
Do you really need to WIN or just STOP LOSING?The latter is so much easier than the former.
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OMG, someone sent me this after I posted that.
She'll be SORELY disappointed by my discord account, which I use for gaming.
The #Asspertise is strong with that one, but at least she's stopped trying to peddle her Chinatown story after multiple journalists had to steer her back to the topic at hand.
I guess the new strategy is to pretend that she ISN'T a malignant narcissist who tried to punish her Asian neighbours with a Sinophobic piece of shit, was thwarted in that, and then developed the ever-expanding group of enemies, which includes anybody who stands with anybody currently on the list.
Sorry Caryma.
I know that criticism FEELS like murder to a malignant narcissist, but that's not what's actually happening.Those are just narcissistic wounds you're experiencing. Your psyche is incredibly fragile but it can be healed.
I hope one day you actually do the work and look back on the utter destruction you have wreaked — primarily to yourself — in the same amazement anyone else looking at your life feels right now.
You've torched your legal career.
3 cases this year all went over like the Hindenburg. You abandoned clients to stalk Deana. WTF.Your only companions are cognitively challenged. Fortunately for you, you need to be the smartest person in the room sooooo you probably haven't even noticed.
There multiple police investigations and lawsuits on your horizon.
That's the current status of your life.
It's wild what narcissistic rage will convince you constitutes "winning."Again I ask:
Do you really need to WIN or just STOP LOSING?The latter is so much easier than the former.
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Watching my stalker trying to figure stuff out is like watching a toddler with a chemistry set.
It also occurs to me that the term #Asspertise is particularly apt, considering she apparently couldn't find her own ass with both hands.
*dun dun dun*
Hey dipshit!
You were stalking an event where those exact shirts were sold. They're sold online.There are hundreds of them out there. I'm planning to wear mine tomorrow.
There are many variations of the shirt, on top of that. In different colours.
You yourself have seen them many times, it just didn't trip your radar because you're a fool and you hadn't yet decided to roll it into the #CAHNspiracy
Fucking fascist piece of shit.
You can only be "adjacent" for so long before you apparently dive in.Also, how does it feel knowing that your content does better when you sren't around? The screenshots I'm seeing, your creepy spouse gives the people what they want when you have no say in the matter.
Under YOUR name.
Which now stands for what exactly?Is this where you saw yourself five years ago?
Hahahahahahaha.
YOU did this. Congrats.Looooser.
#NarcissistLogic #RealityChallenged #stalking -
Watching my stalker trying to figure stuff out is like watching a toddler with a chemistry set.
It also occurs to me that the term #Asspertise is particularly apt, considering she apparently couldn't find her own ass with both hands.
*dun dun dun*
Hey dipshit!
You were stalking an event where those exact shirts were sold. They're sold online.There are hundreds of them out there. I'm planning to wear mine tomorrow.
There are many variations of the shirt, on top of that. In different colours.
You yourself have seen them many times, it just didn't trip your radar because you're a fool and you hadn't yet decided to roll it into the #CAHNspiracy
Fucking fascist piece of shit.
You can only be "adjacent" for so long before you apparently dive in.Also, how does it feel knowing that your content does better when you sren't around? The screenshots I'm seeing, your creepy spouse gives the people what they want when you have no say in the matter.
Under YOUR name.
Which now stands for what exactly?Is this where you saw yourself five years ago?
Hahahahahahaha.
YOU did this. Congrats.Looooser.
#NarcissistLogic #RealityChallenged #stalking -
I have coined the term #Asspertise for a certain type of person who talks out of their ass with great authority, and positions themselves as an expert in a field in which they clearly know little to nothing.
In my experience, most people who SELF-PROCLAIM "expertise" are in fact proclaiming "asspertise".
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In tonight's screenshots I see one of the other "protest watchers" ended up being picked up by American media for his Air Canada strike footage.
Haven't seen him on a collab path with the Wassermans lately, even though they were both there Saturday.
Maybe he's figured out that her #Asspertise isn't worth being frozen out. Or, he's figured out that being professional about it gets better results.
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I don't understand why she doesn't embrace the term "Ass-pert".
Especially with all her claims of having been mooned.
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I don't understand why she doesn't embrace the term "Ass-pert".
Especially with all her claims of having been mooned.
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@CrypticCatfist @Cherrycola @crockett
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I feel like there was some other ludicrous claim she made within the last couple of weeks and that is a skipping me because I'm fucking tired.
Also involving another form of #Asspertise
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Oh, home now.
Lots of messages about her current nonsense.You know I'm actually more pissed off that none of you told me about the "poured paint on myself" delusion than anything she can do, right?
Seriously, she just knows that the new org frees me up to speak to the media, which, means she foolishly created her own competition. Who's gonna need her #Asspertise now?
I mean, she's getting everything she wanted.
She wanted me out of MDC.
I'm out of MDC.I feel like there was more of that, but I totally forgot what else she wanted. It doesn't matter. She's getting it!
Sucks being her.
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Oh, home now.
Lots of messages about her current nonsense.You know I'm actually more pissed off that none of you told me about the "poured paint on myself" delusion than anything she can do, right?
Seriously, she just knows that the new org frees me up to speak to the media, which, means she foolishly created her own competition. Who's gonna need her #Asspertise now?
I mean, she's getting everything she wanted.
She wanted me out of MDC.
I'm out of MDC.I feel like there was more of that, but I totally forgot what else she wanted. It doesn't matter. She's getting it!
Sucks being her.
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Not to mention that she keeps hanging her whole #Asspertise out there every time she exposes that she has zero understanding of what's happening.
But she gets to feel like the MKO, I guess.
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Have been informed that my stalker is out there showing off her whole #Asspertise again, trying to get clicks and clout off someone else's efforts as usual.
"I know all these people! They all hate me!"
What a Sa'd life.
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Lordt.
I have three days worth of screenshots to look at.I don't know that I even want to.
How about I just post a whole bunch of hashtags and pretend I did.
#AproposOfNothingInParticular #NarcissistLogic #RealityChallenged #Asspertise
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Oh, I'm being told that someone is out touting their #Asspertise again!
She is the living embodiment of:
That woman knows nothing, but she knows it loudly!
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Man, someone is sure stewing in the jealousy, what with her meal tickets getting all the airtime and attention while her own #Asspertise goes ignored... no! wait!
She just had a wildly popular spot on a national podcast this week, so you'd expect her to still be riding that high, right?
Ha!
What do I keep saying?Anhedonia.
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Maybe I should rebrand as a ✌🏾"protest expert"✌🏾.
After all I've actually attended a protest or two.
Gotta be better than relying on the #Asspertise of some rando who has only stood across the street staring at them, trying to figure out how she can make it about herself.
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Wow.
How many more people gotta find out that Nazis aren't their friends the hard way this week?Canada First rally jackhole learning that Nazis don't care that only his dad's Jewish plus Dags not getting the "Caryma is exempt" memo she thinks she's getting.
So much for her #Asspertise
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Wow.
How many more people gotta find out that Nazis aren't their friends the hard way this week?Canada First rally jackhole learning that Nazis don't care that only his dad's Jewish plus Dags not getting the "Caryma is exempt" memo she thinks she's getting.
So much for her #Asspertise
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Ass-pertise:
When your actual expertise is talking out of your ass about stuff you know nothing about.
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Ass-pertise:
When your actual expertise is talking out of your ass about stuff you know nothing about.
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