#asspertise — Public Fediverse posts
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Warning: Do not have liquid in your mouth when you watch this video.
My entire life has been much more interesting in other people's imaginations than in reality. 😐
Like: going back as far as high school, people would say the most random shit about the EXCITING THINGS I was doing and pretty much none of it was true.
I seriously don't know what it is about me that inspires both fear and this weird fascination. I'm sure at some point in time there's going to be an amazing biography written about me despite my having been probably one of the most boring people possible.
I used to joke that if the government wanted to hot mic my phone, all they were going to hear was me singing to my cat and my cat sometimes singing back.
But this phase of my life, which I'm calling The #Anarchist in Charge of Everything Years, is hands down the wildest.
I get that a great many people don't actually understand what "anarchist" means, but the idea that I'm consulting for the Liberal Party AND the Democrats in the US, flying down to coordinate the No Kings rally is some NEXT LEVEL delusional.
WTAFF is this man going on about?
I used to think the stalker was engaging in stochastic terrorism but I don't even know what to call this.
It's another case of:
That man knows nothing but he knows it loudly. -
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I am not sure why this freak cannot see that these are two different people. There's a 15-20 year age difference between them.Surely she has footage from yesterday that shows that his hairline didn't magically grow back.
#Asspertise: when you're talking out your ass, but super confidently.
To paraphrase my friend Joe:
That woman knows nothing, but she knows it loudly.Edit:
I just zoomed in on the picture again and, while I have to admit that sometimes I confuse two similar looking white people, these two look NOTHING ALIKE. Dafuq. #prosopagnosia