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  1. "OMG! The boss is gonna kick your ass when he hears this!"

    "Oh, I'm prepared."

    "How so?"

    "I use Cloudflare Ass Protection. The boss won't be able to reach my ass when he realizes what I've done."

    "Wow!"

    "Thank you, Cloudflare for keeping my ass out of trouble!"

    #Cloudflare #CloudflareBotProtection #ass #AssKicking

  2. @mxu here are pictures of my best friend's BMW CE-04 (with me taking an selfie in front of it--it's a long running joke between us), my E-RT3 scooter (aka Scooty Puff Jr), and my Zero DSR (aka Bigfoot).

  3. @mxu here are pictures of my best friend's BMW CE-04 (with me taking an #asskicking selfie in front of it--it's a long running joke between us), my E-RT3 scooter (aka Scooty Puff Jr), and my Zero DSR (aka Bigfoot).

  4. Meet me in Hartsville, SC about half a mile from the Governor's School for Science and Mathematics if you want a properly licensed Hanna-Barbera themed with a side of 1970s nostalgia

  5. Meet me in Hartsville, SC about half a mile from the Governor's School for Science and Mathematics if you want a properly licensed Hanna-Barbera themed #asskicking with a side of 1970s nostalgia

  6. Karen leaves car, flails, screams & rants then swings & hits a guy and... ohhhmy.
    #karen #asskicking

  7. Karen leaves car, flails, screams & rants then swings & hits a guy and... ohhhmy.
    #karen #asskicking

  8. meet me last night at the Animal Head Depository if u want a vorpal that goes snicker-snack

  9. meet me last night at the Animal Head Depository if u want a vorpal #asskicking that goes snicker-snack

  10. @Dangerous_beans

    I have seen a five-pound house rabbit chase down, pin to the ground, and "have her way" with the 12-pound cat in the way that rabbits do when establishing dominance. The cat looked horrified, like it was thinking "OMG, this thing looked so easy..."

    Just because something's cute doesn't mean it isn't gonna kick your ass.

    #HouseRabbit #cat #dominance #display #winner #AssKicking #cute

  11. @Dangerous_beans

    I have seen a five-pound house rabbit chase down, pin to the ground, and "have her way" with the 12-pound cat in the way that rabbits do when establishing dominance. The cat looked horrified, like it was thinking "OMG, this thing looked so easy..."

    Just because something's cute doesn't mean it isn't gonna kick your ass.

    #HouseRabbit #cat #dominance #display #winner #AssKicking #cute

  12. meet me at the Wright Flyer replica 41 days ago if u want an

  13. meet me at the Wright Flyer replica 41 days ago if u want an #asskicking

  14. Oops. Raiders Defensive Lineman sees a Chargers fumble then scoops & scores. Then a Raiders linebacker blitzes, intercepts & snags a pick 6.

    Raiders lead 63-7. In the last four games, the Raiders scored fewer points than they did in this game. The most points scored in Raiders franchise history. On the sideline, this Chargers' expression says it all.

    #raiders #chargers #nfl #asskicking #Football

  15. Oops. Raiders Defensive Lineman sees a Chargers fumble then scoops & scores. Then a Raiders linebacker blitzes, intercepts & snags a pick 6.

    Raiders lead 63-7. In the last four games, the Raiders scored fewer points than they did in this game. The most points scored in Raiders franchise history. On the sideline, this Chargers' expression says it all.

    #raiders #chargers #nfl #asskicking #Football

  16. Are you tired of all the injustice in the world? Wish there was someone who would deal at least ONE bad guy a full-on, get-down gorilla asskicking?

    You need a extra large helping of REACHER.

    "REACHER Season 2 - Official Trailer" | Prime Video
    youtube.com/watch?v=tC-rRhQcnl

    #reacher #primevideo #asskicking

  17. Are you tired of all the injustice in the world? Wish there was someone who would deal at least ONE bad guy a full-on, get-down gorilla asskicking?

    You need a extra large helping of REACHER.

    "REACHER Season 2 - Official Trailer" | Prime Video
    youtube.com/watch?v=tC-rRhQcnl

    #reacher #primevideo #asskicking

  18. A word of advice for young vehicle drivers:

    If you drive into a parked car and there's someone in the car, when you get out, don't ask them what happened and then tell them you didn't hit their car when that person was in the car, watched you hit the car, felt you hit the car, and is looking at the damage to their car.

    That's the kind of shit that would get a guy's ass kicked.

    #cars #drivers #fuckingteenagers #asskicking