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INCOMING PRIORITY TRANSMISSION.

Wanted for Rush Deployment due to Transporter malfunction, Starbase 234: Phase Discriminator (Display Brightness) Chief Interaction Prototyper.

Mandatory requirements: Turbolift Experience (New Feature Discovery) experience (17 Federation Standard years) and Level 1 clearance.

Open a Priority Delta subspace channel to the Operations Manager at Starbase 234 with code Chi-Two for further details.

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Now hiring due to illness: Counselor (Ensign), specializing in Artifact-Induced Psychotic Disorder (Delusional) with a focus on carbon-based lifeforms, posted at USS Yamaguchi NCC-26510. #JoinStarfleet #AskUsAboutStarfleet #StarfleetDoNoHarm

Now Hiring: 21st century Earth Junior Content Designers for Starfleet Engineering (Legacy Systems). Successful candidates will be trained in Warp Core (Onboarding Experience) systems at Copernicus Ship Yards. Benefits include lifetime Federation-standard spatio-temporal post-scarcity counselling services, healthcare, housing and fulfilment of basic needs.

Individuals must consent to irrevocable temporal displacement. #StarfleetCareers #AskUsAboutStarfleet

Multiple Priority Omicron open positions (with urgent need for Emoji Designer (Selay)s) at USS Tiro NCC-90216 due to a Genesis Microbe epidemic. Send a secure LCARS message to the Personnel Manager at USS Tiro NCC-90216 with code Epsilon-Eight-Five-Chi for further details.

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Now Hiring: 21st century Earth Junior Developers for Starfleet Engineering (Legacy Systems). Successful candidates will be trained in Impulse Engine EPS Distribution Node (Catullan Onboarding Experience) systems at Baikonur Cosmodrome. Benefits include lifetime Federation-standard spatio-temporal post-scarcity counselling services, healthcare, housing and fulfilment of basic needs.

Individuals must consent to irrevocable temporal displacement. #StarfleetCareers #AskUsAboutStarfleet

Hide and Seek Captain with 5 Federation Standard years experience wanted for the USS Lalo NCC-43837's Hide and Seek Crew. The successful applicant will help Hide and Seek Crew members train for the regionals of the Vayt sector's annual Holodeck Hide and Seek Event. Cross-training experience with Tongo desirable. The previous Hide and Seek Captain is unavailable due to emergency field promotion. #JoinStarfleet #AskUsAboutStarfleet #StarfleetWorkHardPlayHard

Now Hiring: 21st century Earth Junior Architects for Starfleet Engineering (Legacy Systems). Successful candidates will be trained in Protostar Engine (Identity and Access Management) systems at Marin County Starfleet Yards. Benefits include lifetime Federation-standard spatio-temporal post-scarcity counselling services, healthcare, housing and fulfilment of basic needs.

Individuals must consent to irrevocable temporal displacement. #StarfleetCareers #AskUsAboutStarfleet

New job posting: Counselor (Lieutenant Junior Grade), specializing in Ktarian Game Induced Psychosis with experience of non-corporeal lifeforms, located at USS Excelsior NX-2000/NCC-2000. #StarfleetCareers #AskUsAboutStarfleet #StarfleetCounselorsNotEngineers

Now Hiring: 21st century Earth Senior Frontend Designer (Contemporary Frameworks)s for Starfleet Engineering (Legacy Systems). Successful candidates will be trained in Genetronic replicator (Settings Panel) systems at Baikonur Cosmodrome. Benefits include lifetime Federation-standard spatio-temporal post-scarcity counselling services, healthcare, housing and fulfilment of basic needs.

Individuals must consent to irrevocable temporal displacement. #StarTrek #JoinStarfleet #AskUsAboutStarfleet

Betazoid Xenolinguist urgently needed to replace previous Xenolinguist (unavailable due to Major Holodeck Caber Toss injury), for 6 Federation Standard month tour to log USS Equinox NCC-72381's Class Y (Demon) Planet Cartographic Survey in the Omicron sector. Rumarie planning and Borg Rehabilitation experience desirable. #StarTrek #JoinStarfleet #AskUsAboutStarfleet #TheyShouldHaveSentAPoet

Immediate vacancy due to retirement: Replicator (Preferences) Individual Contributor Integration Engineer (FaceTime (Earth)) in Starfleet Advanced Technologies, located at Oakland Shipyard. #JoinStarfleet #AskUsAboutStarfleet #StarfleetMiracleWorkers

Multiple Priority Epsilon open positions (with urgent need for Ceramics Artist (Holo and Physical)s) at USS Tiro NCC-90216 due to Infection (Macrovirus). Open a subspace channel to the Staffing Administrator at USS Tiro NCC-90216 with code Beta-Eight-Zero-Kappa for further details.

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Now hiring: Crew Evaluation (Cryptography Controls) Microinteraction Designer in Section 31, based at University of Copernicus. #JoinStarfleet #AskUsAboutStarfleet #StarfleetMiracleWorkers

New job posting due to Major Holodeck Ktarian Game injury: Counselor (Lieutenant), specializing in Artifact-Induced Psychotic Disorder (Delusional) with a focus on carbon-based lifeforms, located at USS Majestic NCC-31060. #StarfleetCareers #AskUsAboutStarfleet #LiveLongAndProsper

Spotlight on #StarfleetAdvancedMobileTechnology: PADD Trusted Platform Module InfoSec Specialist with 7 Federation Standard years experience wanted, for new Low-Energy Positron Sensor initiative in Starfleet Advanced Technologies. Contact Beta Antares Ship Yards with reference Tango-Seven for more information.

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INCOMING PRIORITY TRANSMISSION.

Wanted for Immediate Deployment due to injury (Third-degree burns due to Main Bridge Security and Tactical Console damage), USS Hera NCC-62006: Linguist.

Mandatory requirements: Ktarian Music Festival experience (8 Federation Standard years), and Alpha 2 clearance.

Open a Priority Beta subspace channel to the Staffing Administrator at USS Hera NCC-62006 with code Eight-Seven-Xi-Whiskey for further details.

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Now hiring due to disappearance: Naming Day Event Planner, Cultural Exchange Group (Second Contact Division), deployed to USS Archer NCC-76725. #JoinStarfleet #AskUsAboutStarfleet

Antedian Food Critic urgently needed to replace previous Food Critic (unavailable due to temporal displacement), for 14 Federation Standard month tour to log USS Constantinople NCC-43622's Brown Hole Charting Expedition in the Mempa sector. First Meal planning and Artifact-Induced Psychotic Disorder (Delusional) experience desirable. #StarTrek #StarfleetCareers #AskUsAboutStarfleet #TheyShouldHaveSentAPoet

New job posting: Counselor (Lieutenant Commander), specializing in Space Psychology with experience of bioplasmic lifeforms, located at USS Melbourne NCC-62043. #StarfleetCareers #AskUsAboutStarfleet #AdAstraPerAspera

Vulcan Chess Coach with 13 Federation Standard years experience wanted for the USS Tiro NCC-90216's Vulcan Chess Team. The successful applicant will help Vulcan Chess Team members practice for qualifying for the Qiris sector's annual Holodeck Vulcan Chess Championship. Cross-training experience with Karo-net desirable. The previous Vulcan Chess Coach is unavailable due to poisoning (fruit, unknown). #StarfleetCareers #AskUsAboutStarfleet #StarfleetWorkHardPlayHard

Antedian Ceramics Artist (Holo and Physical) urgently needed to replace previous Ceramics Artist (Holo and Physical) (unavailable due to Holodeck Kotra injury), for 1 Federation Standard month tour to interpret USS Zhukov NCC-26136's Binary Planet Cartographic Survey in the Glessene sector. Captain Picard Day planning and Holodeck Induced Psychosis Syndrome experience desirable. #StarTrek #JoinStarfleet #AskUsAboutStarfleet #TheyShouldHaveSentAPoet

Now Hiring: 21st century Earth Chief Oracle Database Integration Specialists for Starfleet Engineering (Legacy Systems). Successful candidates will be trained in Landing Strut (Authentication Controls) systems at Starbase 234. Benefits include lifetime Federation-standard spatio-temporal post-scarcity counselling services, healthcare, housing and fulfilment of basic needs.

Individuals must consent to irrevocable temporal displacement. #StarTrek #JoinStarfleet #AskUsAboutStarfleet

Bear-baiting Captain with 11 Federation Standard years experience wanted for the USS Excalibur NCC-26517's Bear-baiting Squad. The successful applicant will help Bear-baiting Squad members prepare for entry in Sector 21947's annual Holodeck Bear-baiting Contest. Cross-training experience with Darts desirable. The previous Bear-baiting Captain is unavailable due to emergency field promotion. #StarTrek #JoinStarfleet #AskUsAboutStarfleet #StarfleetWorkHardPlayHard

Spotlight on #StarfleetAdvancedMobileTechnology: Tricorder EFI (Legacy) Legacy 21st Century Integration Specialist with 11 Federation Standard years experience wanted, for new Baryon Sensor Grid initiative in Federation Temporal Integrity Commission (Secondment). Contact Iadara colony with reference Upsilon-Three for more information.

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Temporary position (Rite of Separation Cover): Counselor (Commander), specializing in Synthehol Abuse Syndrome with specialist experience in silicon-based lifeforms, located at USS Livingston NCC-34099. #StarTrek #JoinStarfleet #AskUsAboutStarfleet #LiveLongAndProsper

Bingo Captain with 6 Federation Standard years experience wanted for the USS Almagest NCC-91870 's Bingo Club. The successful applicant will help Bingo Club members prepare for the subsectors of Sector 21947's annual Holodeck Bingo Tournament. Cross-training experience with Gymnastics desirable. The previous Bingo Captain is unavailable due to bereavement leave. #StarTrek #JoinStarfleet #AskUsAboutStarfleet #StarfleetWorkHardPlayHard

Calisthenics Captain with 12 Federation Standard years experience wanted for the USS Gagarin NCC-97930's Calisthenics Club. The successful applicant will help Calisthenics Club members practice for the semifinals of the Mekorda sector's annual Holodeck Calisthenics Event. Cross-training experience with Terrace desirable. The previous Calisthenics Captain is unavailable due to Holodeck Orbital Skydiving incident. #StarTrek #StarfleetCareers #AskUsAboutStarfleet #StarfleetWorkHardPlayHard

Immediate vacancy: Chief Temporal User Researcher (Ardanan), Neuro-nalyzer (NUX) in Federation Department of Temporal Investigations (Secondment) (Navigation Systems Group), posted at Luna Shipyards. #StarTrek #JoinStarfleet #AskUsAboutStarfleet #StarfleetUserResearch #IDIC

Gelrakian Ballerina urgently needed to replace previous Ballerina (unavailable due to illness), for 2 Federation Standard month tour to interpret USS Thomas Paine NCC-65530's Class J Gas Giant Stellar Cartography Mission in Sector 3658. Naming Day planning and Phobia (Parasitic lifeforms) experience desirable. #StarTrek #StarfleetCareers #AskUsAboutStarfleet #TheyShouldHaveSentAPoet

Multiple rush open positions (with urgent need for Symposium Administrators) at Copernicus Ship Yards caused by Phobia (Borg). Send an LCARS message to the Staffing Administrator at Copernicus Ship Yards with code Five-Two-Tau-Theta Iota for further details.

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