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Between the election & an interminable bathroom remodel that went sideways last evening, these are more relatable than usual…

"Please don't tell me to relax.
It's only my tension that's holding me together."
~Ashleigh Brilliant

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"For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate." — Ashleigh Brilliant — — — #AshleighBrilliant #quote #quotes #choice #ultimate #infinite #chocolate #quip #snarky #humor #funny

Souvenirs

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn’t all a dream?

~ Ashleigh Brilliant

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"Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them." — Ashleigh Brilliant — — — #AshleighBrilliant #quote #quotes #paradox #quip #change #snarky #humor #certainty

"Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person." — Ashleigh Brilliant — — — #AshleighBrilliant #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #people #average #common #ordinary #humor #witty

"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame." — Ashleigh Brilliant — — — #AshleighBrilliant #quote #quotes #quip #smile #mistake #error #wrong #humor #humorous #blame

"Look how often the unexpected happens yet we still never expect it." — ​Ashleigh Brilliant — — — #AshleighBrilliant #quote #quotes #quip #unexpected #surprise #expectation #humor

"The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!" — Ashleigh Brilliant — — — #AshleighBrilliant #quote #quotes #learn #do #doing #lesson #caution #quip #snarky #life

"All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance." — Ashleigh Brilliant — — — #AshleighBrilliant #quote #quotes #quip #importance #important #exaggerate #life #snarky

"Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at." — Ashleigh Brilliant — — — #AshleighBrilliant #quote #quotes #quip #worry #skill #humor #humorous #joke #funny