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  1. I told Grandma that I had a tummy ache and went up to our house to go take a bath. The walk up the hill was unbearable. Every breath felt like a serrated spear was being twisted in my pelvis.
    #surgery #blame #pcos #appendix #family #survivor

    survivorliteracy.com/2026/05/1

  2. #Antibiotics can treat #appendicitis for many patients, no surgery needed
    A quarter of a million people get appendicitis every year in the United States, when a blockage or infection inflames the #appendix. For more than a century, doctors treating appendicitis have usually removed the organ, for fear it might rupture and cause severe infection. After 10 years, more than half still did not need an #appendectomy, new data show
    sciencenews.org/article/antibi
    archive.ph/1uhm0

  3. 【BNO永居|法律篇】英文要求B1變B2?法律專家拆解英國移民法例最新修訂!英文要求/成年子女/護照過期新安排

    📌 到 YouTube 或 IG Story 按連結收看

    英國政府3月5日公佈的《移民規例修改說明》(Statement of Changes in Immigration Rules) 引起在英港人熱烈討論! BNO 申請永居(ILR)的英文要求究竟會否由 B1 提升至 B2?

    今集節目邀請陳文敏教授與黃瑞紅大律師 ,為大家深入淺出地拆解這份複雜的移民文件! 除了大派定心丸解答英文要求外,還會分析針對「成年子女」及「特區護照過期」的最新寬限安排,並教你如何閱讀英國官方的 Appendix 附錄文件。

    講者:
    🔹 陳文敏教授(前港大法律學院公法講座教授)
    🔹 黃瑞紅 (Linda Wong) 大律師
    🔹 蔡騏 大 @craig_choy

    相關文件名稱:
    🇬🇧 Immigration Rules Appendix Hong Kong British National (Over...
    instagram.com/p/DVnowoaDXE2/

  4. 【BNO永居|法律篇】英文要求B1變B2?法律專家拆解英國移民法例最新修訂!英文要求/成年子女/護照過期新安排

    📌 到 YouTube 或 IG Story 按連結收看

    英國政府3月5日公佈的《移民規例修改說明》(Statement of Changes in Immigration Rules) 引起在英港人熱烈討論! BNO 申請永居(ILR)的英文要求究竟會否由 B1 提升至 B2?

    今集節目邀請陳文敏教授與黃瑞紅大律師 ,為大家深入淺出地拆解這份複雜的移民文件! 除了大派定心丸解答英文要求外,還會分析針對「成年子女」及「特區護照過期」的最新寬限安排,並教你如何閱讀英國官方的 Appendix 附錄文件。

    講者:
    🔹 陳文敏教授(前港大法律學院公法講座教授)
    🔹 黃瑞紅 (Linda Wong) 大律師
    🔹 蔡騏 大 @craig_choy

    相關文件名稱:
    🇬🇧 Immigration Rules Appendix Hong Kong British National (Over...
    instagram.com/p/DVnowoaDXE2/

  5. THESEUS’ SHIP

    Did you know you can get appendicitis twice? The trick is to not get surgery for the first time. If you catch it early enough and you ask nicely, the doctors will give you antibiotics instead. Then you get to lay in bed for a few days, smelling horrible and eating Jello. 

    My first round of appendicitis came when I quit my job. I worked as a guidance counselor at my old high school. I used to joke with my students that I’d been in grade 12 for 40 years. 

    One afternoon, Melanie Bloom came into my office and told me she wanted to drop grade 11 physics so she could take shop. 

    “Melanie,” I explained, “that has nothing to do with your career path.” 

    Melanie shrugged. “I want to be a taxidermist. I need shop.” 

    “That’s ridiculous,” I began, but Melanie wasn’t listening. 

    “Shop,” she said. “And taxidermy.” 

    “You can’t just change like that,” I said. 

    “Yes, I can.” 

    Something in her tone hit a nerve. 

    “Listen, you little snot,” I said, jabbing Melanie in the chest with my finger. “You think you know what’s best for you, but you don’t. I am your guidance counselor.” 

    Melanie scoffed.  

    “You don’t do shit. I’ll probably change careers like fifty times.” 

    I gasped.  

    “Then who will you be, Melanie? Nobody! That’s who!” 

    Turned out, Melanie’s father was on the school board. I got a call letting me go that night. 

    It was a weird sensation. I never cared about my job, didn’t need the money, but  I was horrified. Like when someone you never talked to dies and you start wondering if you could have been friends. A pain twisted  my in belly, and I went to the hospital. 

    They said it was my appendix. I said I was too scared. I asked them not to operate; they gave me antibiotics. No surgery. 

    … 

    Yesterday, I walked to my old high school. I saw Melanie from outside the chain-link. I wanted to check in on things. 

    “What are you doing here?” She asked. 

    I chuckled. “I got appendicitis.” 

    “Oh,” she said, picking a pimple on her chin. “That sucks.” 

    “So, how’s your year going now?” I said, changing the subject. “Still taking physics?” 

    The bell rang. 

    “What?” she asked, already walking away. “No. I gotta go! I can’t miss shop!” 

    Then there was a pain so bad in my stomach that I fell over. The last thing I remember was Melanie walking across the grass. 

    … 

    I wake up in my old office at my desk, and I’m wearing a hospital gown, a hair net, and little booties like a hazmat suit.  

    “Hey,” buzzes the receptionist from my desk phone. “You’ve been avoiding this one for too long. I’ve got to send him in.” 

    There’s a click, and the door barely creaks open and in slithers a fleshy, pinkish, slime-covered worm. It crawls up the chair across from me and sits. 

    It’s my appendix. 

    “Hello, friend.” 

    I drum my fingers on the tabletop. “Is everything okay?” 

    “Are you fucking kidding me?” hisses the appendix. 

    “Language,” I warn. 

    “We’re past language.” It shakes what I guess is its head. “You’re abandoning me!” 

    I sigh. “You exploded. What could I do?” 

    “Keep me. Like, in a jar!” 

    “I think they have to test you for cancer and then destroy you.” 

    The appendix gasps. 

    “What?” I ask, hands splayed on the table. “You were killing me!” 

    “I was not!” The appendix shrieks. “You were killing yourself. I was just the part of you getting ill. That’s how appendicitis works, asshole.” 

    “That’s kind of beside the point,” I shrug. 

    The appendix gasps. “I can’t believe you.” 

    “Bottom line,” I say, “is if I didn’t get you removed, we both would have died. Doesn’t matter who made who sick.” 

    The appendix looks away sniffing. “I just don’t get it. After all we’ve been through, how could yo–” 

    I lean back, losing patience. “Oh, don’t do that.”  

    “I have been a part of you since you were born,” sobs the appendix. 

    “We were never really that close,” I say. 

    The appendix shudders. “Now you’re just being hurtful.” 

    I narrow my eyes. “What exactly do you do?” 

    “Too far!” gasps the appendix. “You know how that question makes me feel.” 

    “Well?” I say. “What are you for? I googled it, and not even scientists understand what you do.” I scoff. “You talk about all we’ve been through, but I wouldn’t even know you exist if you hadn’t filled up with shit and burst. Before yesterday, you were totally useless to me, and now, all you are is a huge, rotting pain!” 

    Silence hangs. 

    “‘Useless to you,’” the appendix repeats hollowly. “Wow.” 

    “You know, in Latin, your name just means ‘hanger on?’” I ask. “At the most basic level, you’re just dead weight.” 

    “Fuck you!” 

    “Fuck you, too.” 

    “You know,” the appendix gulps. “You know, being dragged around by your megalomaniacal ass all these years hasn’t been a cake walk? The whole reason I blew up in the first place is because you’re so full of shit. I couldn’t stand it anymore.” The appendix squirms out of the chair and splats onto the floor. “Trying to control other people, hanging on to shit you don’t even care about. Maybe, if you listened to yourself, like, 40 years ago, we wouldn’t be here.” It slithers across the tiles and slams the door as it leaves. 

    I’m astonished. “What am I going to do?” I say into the desk phone. “I’m a terrible guidance counselor.” 

    “Ever heard of Theseus’ ship?” My receptionist buzzes back. 

    “No.” 

    “Well, there’s this boat, belongs to a guy named Theseus. Over the years, he’s got to replace parts. A plank here, a screw there, whatever. After like ten years, nothing is original anymore. All new parts. The question is, is it still the same boat?” 

    I scratch my head. “Did he sell the ship?” 

    “Nope.” 

    “Then it’s still Theseus’ ship.” 

    “Bingo.” 

    #appendix #Cancer #hazmatSuit #JessiWood #melanieBloom #shortFiction #surgery #tabletop #taxidermist

  6. #appendix #cancer

    "The increase in appendix cancer among younger adults is part of a broader trend seen in other gastrointestinal cancers, such as those of the colon and stomach. These cancers, too, are being diagnosed more often in people under 50, suggesting that shared risk factors may be at work.

    The reasons for this shift are complex and probably involve a mix of genetics, lifestyle, environment and perhaps even changes in our gut microbiome – the bacteria in our intestines that live with us.

    Over the past few decades, antibiotics have been used more frequently, both in medicine and in agriculture. This widespread use can alter the balance of bacteria in our guts, which might influence cancer risk.

    Some recent research suggests that early-life exposure to antibiotics could have long-term effects on the digestive system, but more studies are needed to confirm this link."

    sciencealert.com/a-forgotten-c

  7. Appendix cancer: 5 early signs that often go unnoticed

    Appendix cancer remains extremely rare, but the increasing diagnosis rate among younger adults highlights a need for improved awareness, especially because early symptoms are often mistaken for benign conditions. #Appendix #cancer #early #signs #unnoticed

    12sknnews.com/appendix-cancer-

  8. OK off to the OR. Get this useless stupid organ out of mah belly! #Appendix

  9. Your appendix is not, in fact, useless. This anatomy professor explains

    "The appendix has a high concentration of immune tissue, so it's acting to help the immune system fight any bad things in the gut."

    "The idea is it's safe during this time of gastrointestinal distress and it can then exit the appendix and recolonize this good bacteria throughout the rest of the gut."

    npr.org/sections/health-shots/

    #Appendix #Health

  10. It turns out that the appendix appears to have two related functions.

    The first function is supporting the immune system. The appendix has a high concentration of immune tissue, so it's acting to help the immune system fight any bad things in the gut.

    The second function that it serves is what we refer to as a safe reservoir for the beneficial gut bacteria that we have.
    npr.org/sections/health-shots/

    #health #appendix #biology #science