The hosts talk about a teacher who was a murderer. Not that, but they talk about a woman who cooks a Thanksgiving dinner in the microwave. What's a dinner you were served that almost killed you? https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/ #MicrowaveTurkey #DinnerDisasters #ApocalypseAndAvocados
#apocalypseandavocados — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #apocalypseandavocados, aggregated by home.social.
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Night owls, assemble! What's your weirdest listening spot? We're taking confessions. The hosts confess to listening before a family visit, a dinner date, and in front of the fridge.
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This episode's 'Productive or Paralysis' game was too real. The airport scenario? Total paralysis. What's the biggest thing that completely shuts your brain down? https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/ #ProductiveOrParalysis #AirportAnxiety #ApocalypseAndAvocados
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The boss is the ex. I'm calling it now. Who else has had a work situation get way too weird because of an ex? Listen to the new episode for the full story!
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Mastodon, assemble! It's our time. Drop your weirdest night-time snack and we'll tell you which character you are from our new episode. The show is now live!
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Tooting for a friend: My boyfriend pranks me in public. Fake proposals, hiding my shoes at the gym. What's the most savage public prank you've ever pulled on a partner?
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Join the Tuesday Catch-Up Club: Brunch chaos waits for no one, and neither does the group chat.
What fake “memory” from the show won’t leave your DMs alone today?
Drop it below while you listen (and spiral).
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Forecast: 99% chance your group chat's about to spiral into a collective hallucination after tonight’s episode.
Boost or reply with a screenshot of your favorite Mandela memory debate—let’s see the chaos (bonus if Peter’s supposedly sober).
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
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The new episode is LIVE, and reality is absolutely optional. Did Pikachu ever have a black tail? Have you ever seen Peter sober at brunch?
Prove it—or don’t. That’s the Mandela Effect.
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
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Sunday federated check-in: How's everyone's Apocalypse & Avocados catch-up progress looking before tomorrow's chaos arrives on our timelines?
The beauty of the fediverse is we can collectively panic about being behind without algorithmic judgment. Just pure, honest procrastination solidarity.
Boost if you're currently binge-listening. Reply if you're creatively avoiding it.
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
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Made it through the day with zero spoilers? You win the radioactive avocado.
Reply, boost, or tag the friend who always listens last—logo memes incoming tomorrow.https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
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If your feed doesn’t have an Apocalypse & Avocados logo today, is it even Thursday?
Boost to put the logo in more timelines—and keep your squad spoiler-free.https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
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Crew check: Tag your listening buddy or post a selfie with your most apocalyptic listening setup.
We’ll boost our favorites—mascot or logo gear earns extra points.https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
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How do you listen to today’s Apocalypse & Avocados drop?
A) Bleary pre-coffee
B) Secretly at work
C) With the pets in blanket fort
Reply with your setup—bonus if it’s logo-branded!https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
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Just dropped: a fresh episode of Apocalypse & Avocados!
If you were up at 3AM, say hi. If you’re catching up, buckle in for chaos, confessions, and radioactive advice—with the logo glowing brighter than your screen.
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
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There’s “self care,” then there’s surviving Peter’s Savage Solutions, freshly dropped every Wednesday.
Share your wildest story or just boost this toot so a deserving chaos-crewmate gets a roast next.
https://player.captivate.fm/episode/94294675-f7e5-48e2-a6d0-72674e627fc7/
#PetersSavageSolutions #WednesdayWisdom #FediverseBanter #RealTalk #BoostThis #ApocalypseAndAvocados -
Ready for a little brutal honesty, fediverse? Peter’s Savage Solutions minisode is live: direct, savage, and not for the faint of heart. Got a messy life decision? Tag it, and maybe YOU get the next reality check.
#PetersSavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados #TruthBomb #MinisodeWednesday #FediverseAdvice
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Building my perfect "podcasts that validate your millennial suffering" starter pack for Mastodon newcomers:
🥑 Apocalypse & Avocados S2E1 (essential listening)
🌀 [Your recommendations below?]What else belongs on this list of shows that make existential dread feel like community building?
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #PodcastRecs #MillennialSuffering #MastoRecs #FederatedWisdom
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Good morning, federated timeline! 🌅
S2E1 of Apocalypse & Avocados dropped and your Tuesday existential dread just got a soundtrack. We're talking glitter elephants in corporate America, professional dwerking discourse, and camera roll confessions that make therapy look affordable.Wednesday minisode incoming—your group chats have been warned.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MastoPodcasts #ExistentialTuesday #CameraRollAnxiety #QueerPodcast
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Still wide awake and doomscrolling? Let Apocalypse & Avocados soundtrack your chaos.
Season 2 is out and the late night tea is not decaf.
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Which part of S2E1 did you vibe with the most?
🕺 Glitter elephant chaos
👨💻 “Moisture Extraction Specialist”
📱 Camera roll secrets exposed
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New S2 episode of Apocalypse & Avocados = pure queer joy with a dash of scandal.
Who’s brave enough to leave their phone unlocked? 👀
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Open question for the federated timeline:
What’s wilder—a Cirque de Soleil dwerking audition or our episode opener? 🌀🥑💦
Full pod is up (camera roll judgment not included).#ApocalypseAndAvocados #DwerkDiscourse #FediverseFun #ListenNow
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S2E1 of Apocalypse & Avocados is officially live!
Did the episode launch at 3AM? Yes. Did we dwerk through it? Also yes.Start your Monday with extra queer chaos, questionable job titles, and the unfiltered pod energy you missed.
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MastoPodcasts #QueerToot #Season2Drop
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Evening vibes: The countdown to Season 2 is on! Catch all the chaos and confessions before August 18. Who has their playlist ready? Drop your binge progress and tag a friend who’s still lagging behind.
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Midday confession time: Who’s surviving the ‘I still don’t have time to binge’ struggle? We see you. All 35 episodes are streaming now. Season 2 drops August 18. Stop making excuses and start listening. Tag your pod squad to hold you accountable!
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Ok, real talk: You literally have 35 episodes of Apocalypse & Avocados sitting there, but you’re still that person asking, 'What is this podcast even?' 😩 Season 2 drops August 18, so maybe catch up before you make a fool of yourself.
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🚨 URGENT: Your favorite disaster couple needs you TODAY! Double votes end at 9 PM PDT
Us: together 12 years
Also us: still can't agree on pizza toppingsBut we CAN agree on wanting that $20K 💰
Vote: https://americasfavcouple.org/2025/shaun-and-peter #AmericasFavoriteCouple #LastChance #ApocalypseAndAvocados
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Evening vibes: Last chance to binge the finale before the chaos wraps! Tag your fellow binge warriors and share your progress. 🍐🔥
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
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Afternoon check-in: How's your binge going? Got a wild story or Easter egg discovery? Drop your confessions and tag your binge buddies. Special shoutouts incoming!
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#BingeChallenge #ApocalypseAndAvocados #SeasonFinale -
Café vibes but make it Puerto Rican ✨
This is Don Guapito. If you sit in his chair, bring a peace offering (like bacalaítos). 🐈⬛
#Caturday #GatoBoricua #ApocalypseAndAvocados #PuertoRicoCats #CateOgMastodon -
On this 4th of July, we’re reflecting on what freedom actually means in a country where fireworks are easier to access than birth control.
Apocalypse & Avocados is not celebrating—we’re spiraling (with glitter). 🧨
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #HealthcareCrisis #July4thFeels #LGBTQ
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Weekly reminder: Touch grass 🌱, then remind the grass it’s behind on its deliverables. Corporate trauma runs deep, friends.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices
#PodcastDrop
#PodcastLife
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When you said “freedom,” I thought you meant canceling plans and laying in bed with a podcast.
Not… fireworks and awkward small talk.🎧 Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy
Now playing. It’s like a firework show for your anxiety.https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/26
#QueerPanic #LGBTQHumor #ApocalypseAndAvocados #BBQorByeBye #CancelPlansNotPeople #PodcastMemes #LGBTQ
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You know what pairs well with insomnia?
A podcast episode that’s equally chaotic, comforting, and cathartic.
🎧 Mental Health: Messy, Memeable, and (Still Worth Talking About)
Now streaming for the late-night lurkers.https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/22
#MentalHealth #PodcastDrop #NightOwlVibes #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerPodcast
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Evenings are for decompressing, unraveling, and listening to emotionally chaotic podcasts.
🎧 Mental Health: Messy, Memeable, and (Still Worth Talking About) is out now
Come vibe, laugh, and feel things (even if it’s a little messy).https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/22
#MentalHealth #EveningVibes #PodcastDrop #ApocalypseAndAvocados #NeurodivergentCommunity
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Lunchtime spiral, anyone?
🎧 We just dropped an episode about all the messy, memeable sides of mental health
Still Worth Talking About—especially when the 2PM crash hits.
Available now wherever you listen.https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/22
#MentalHealth #Podcast #MiddayMood #ApocalypseAndAvocados #DarkHumorPodcas
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good morning to the queers, the crybabies, and the burnt-out brunch babes
🧃 we dropped a new episode
🧠 we overthought everything
🎙️ we made you laugh through itlisten now: https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/episodes
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✨ A global whirlwind of queer joy, protest, flags, and deeply chaotic traditions.
🗺️ From yodeling to goat-dressing, from Stonewall to rainbow boats in Amsterdam—we’re talking all things Pride, everywhere.https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/18
#PridePodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados #LGBTQHistory #QueerCulture #TumblrGays #LGBTQ
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🏳️🌈 New Episode: Pride Across Borders
✨ A global whirlwind of queer joy, protest, flags, and deeply chaotic traditions.
🗺️ From yodeling to goat-dressing, from Stonewall to rainbow boats in Amsterdam—we’re talking all things Pride, everywhere.
🎧 https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/18#LGBTQ #PridePodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados #LGBTQHistory #QueerCulture #LGBTQIA #Pride #PrideMonth #PrideMonth2025 #Pride2025
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Caturday confession: our cat is now our co-host.
New episode is out, but she’s demanding credits and kibble royalties.
🎧 https://www.apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm
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Tell us your Saturday rituals ⛅
Are you organizing your feelings alphabetically, cleaning the void, or listening to queer chaos via our latest episode?
Join the spiral 🌀#PodcastToots #QueerMasto #SaturdayFlow #ApocalypseAndAvocados #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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Reply with your favorite way to emotionally recharge midweek. We’re taking notes (and maybe spiraling). #SelfCareWednesdays #LGBTQ #WednesdayWisdom #LGBTQIA #ApocalypseAndAvocados #HumpDay
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Feeling like everyone’s unpaid therapist? Listen to our latest: ‘Closed for Maintenance: Emotional Labor Isn’t Free’ 🎧 https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/16 #EmotionalLabor #PodcastRecommendation #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #QueerVoices #ApocalypseAndAvocados
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This week on Apocalypse & Avocados:
😤 We spiral about being the “strong friend”
💅 We look fabulous doing it
🎥 We’re now available in VIDEO, babes.
Watch Closed for Maintenance now.#ApocalypseAndAvocados #VideoPodcast #BurnoutAesthetic #RelatableAF #GroupChatTherapist #QueerVoices #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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Feeling emotionally overcooked like that one Memorial Day burger?
We’ve got the remedy:
🌀 Tangents
🎤 Oversharing
🍸 Hot takes
Catch up here: https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/
#LGBTQPodcasts #PodcastToot #ApocalypseAndAvocados #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #QueerVoices -
If your friendships feel like unpaid internships, it’s okay to log out.
We’re talking burnout, emotional labor, and the radical act of saying “nah.”
New episode: Closed for Maintenance
🎧 https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/16
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MillennialFatigue #PodcastDrop #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Podcast #QueerVoices -
If you didn’t cry in a Target parking lot, eat 3 brownies, and get a sunburn shaped like trauma, was it even Memorial Day?
#MillennialMemorialDay #BBQandBreakdowns #QueerAF #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices #PodcastLife #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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Memorial Day BBQ starter pack:
1 gay cousin
1 aunt who won’t stop asking if you’re ‘still doing that podcast’
1 overcooked burger
1 breakdown in the guest bathroom
#QueerCookout #MemorialDayEnergy #ThreadsHumor #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices #PodcastLife #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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This week’s podcast episode is for anyone who’s emotionally burnt to a crisp.
“Closed for Maintenance: Emotional Labor Isn’t Free”
We talk people-pleasing, emotional ghosting, and why we’re all done being the group chat glue.
🎧 Available now https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/16
#Podcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados #EmotionalLabor #Burnout #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices #PodcastDrop #PodcastLife #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA -
Woke up on Memorial Day like:
Do I want to go outside?
Do I want to speak to people?
Do I want to exist at all?Reply with your Memorial Day survival plan.
#MemorialDayMood #TooEarlyForThis #IntrovertHell #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices #PodcastLife #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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Which Sunday vibe are you today? #SundayVibes #sunday #lgbtq #podcast #queer #ApocalypseAndAvocados
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🎬 New chapter unlocked!
Episode 15 is live and Apocalypse & Avocados is now a video + audio podcast.
See our faces, hear the rants, and join the mayhem.
Watch/listen here: https://youtu.be/xIGqcinZR0Y
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices #PodcastDrop
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Update from the chaos desk:
The new episode is still coming today! Slight delay, but the surprise we teased is definitely still happening.
Thank you for your patience. Or your passive-aggressive eye rolls. We feel both.
#PodcastDrop #ApocalypseAndAvocados #DelayedButDetermined #QueerVoices
#PodcastDrop
#PodcastLife
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ANNOUNCEMENT: We are catching up on Drag Race All Stars 10.
THE GAG ORDER miniseries will drop soon.
Yes, we’re late. No, you can’t read us. Our drag mother is “Chronic Procrastination.” 💋
#AllStars10 #LGBTQIA #DragRacePodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices #PodcastLife #LGBTQ #DragRace #TheGagOrder -
Sunday night anxiety circle, let’s form a digital séance.
What’s haunting you tonight? Capitalism? Crippling self-awareness?
We get it. Follow us and let's scream into the algorithm together.
#SundayNight #LGBTQ #MillennialLife #QueerVoices #apocalypseandavocados #podcastlife #LGBTQIA #SundayScaries -
Caturday mood: gently spiraling under a sleeping cat who’s keeping me hostage in my own bed.
#CaturdayVibes #SoftChaos #Caturday #PodcastCats #ApocalypseAndAvocados #LGBTQ #PodcastLife -
🔔 Friendly reminder!
Now’s your chance to catch up on Apocalypse & Avocados-because Episode 15 is bringing a surprise for all our listeners.
Don’t miss out!
🎧https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/
#apocalypseandavocados #queervoices #podcastdrop #podcastlife #lgbtq #LGBTQIA