#apocalypseandavocados — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #apocalypseandavocados, aggregated by home.social.
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The hosts talk about a teacher who was a murderer. Not that, but they talk about a woman who cooks a Thanksgiving dinner in the microwave. What's a dinner you were served that almost killed you? https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/ #MicrowaveTurkey #DinnerDisasters #ApocalypseAndAvocados
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Night owls, assemble! What's your weirdest listening spot? We're taking confessions. The hosts confess to listening before a family visit, a dinner date, and in front of the fridge.
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This episode's 'Productive or Paralysis' game was too real. The airport scenario? Total paralysis. What's the biggest thing that completely shuts your brain down? https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/ #ProductiveOrParalysis #AirportAnxiety #ApocalypseAndAvocados
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The boss is the ex. I'm calling it now. Who else has had a work situation get way too weird because of an ex? Listen to the new episode for the full story!
#FakeInsta #BossProblems #ApocalypseAndAvocados -
Mastodon, assemble! It's our time. Drop your weirdest night-time snack and we'll tell you which character you are from our new episode. The show is now live!
#NightOwl #WeirdSnacks #ApocalypseAndAvocados -
Tooting for a friend: My boyfriend pranks me in public. Fake proposals, hiding my shoes at the gym. What's the most savage public prank you've ever pulled on a partner?
#PublicPranks #SavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados -
Join the Tuesday Catch-Up Club: Brunch chaos waits for no one, and neither does the group chat.
What fake “memory” from the show won’t leave your DMs alone today?
Drop it below while you listen (and spiral).
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Forecast: 99% chance your group chat's about to spiral into a collective hallucination after tonight’s episode.
Boost or reply with a screenshot of your favorite Mandela memory debate—let’s see the chaos (bonus if Peter’s supposedly sober).
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#MandelaSpiral #MastoMonday #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerMastodon -
The new episode is LIVE, and reality is absolutely optional. Did Pikachu ever have a black tail? Have you ever seen Peter sober at brunch?
Prove it—or don’t. That’s the Mandela Effect.
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MandelaEffect #Podcast #QueerPodcasts #MemoryLane -
Sunday federated check-in: How's everyone's Apocalypse & Avocados catch-up progress looking before tomorrow's chaos arrives on our timelines?
The beauty of the fediverse is we can collectively panic about being behind without algorithmic judgment. Just pure, honest procrastination solidarity.
Boost if you're currently binge-listening. Reply if you're creatively avoiding it.
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #SundayBinge #Fediverse #MastodonSupport #PodcastCatchUp -
Sunday federated check-in: How's everyone's Apocalypse & Avocados catch-up progress looking before tomorrow's chaos arrives on our timelines?
The beauty of the fediverse is we can collectively panic about being behind without algorithmic judgment. Just pure, honest procrastination solidarity.
Boost if you're currently binge-listening. Reply if you're creatively avoiding it.
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #SundayBinge #Fediverse #MastodonSupport #PodcastCatchUp -
Sunday federated check-in: How's everyone's Apocalypse & Avocados catch-up progress looking before tomorrow's chaos arrives on our timelines?
The beauty of the fediverse is we can collectively panic about being behind without algorithmic judgment. Just pure, honest procrastination solidarity.
Boost if you're currently binge-listening. Reply if you're creatively avoiding it.
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #SundayBinge #Fediverse #MastodonSupport #PodcastCatchUp -
Sunday federated check-in: How's everyone's Apocalypse & Avocados catch-up progress looking before tomorrow's chaos arrives on our timelines?
The beauty of the fediverse is we can collectively panic about being behind without algorithmic judgment. Just pure, honest procrastination solidarity.
Boost if you're currently binge-listening. Reply if you're creatively avoiding it.
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #SundayBinge #Fediverse #MastodonSupport #PodcastCatchUp -
Sunday federated check-in: How's everyone's Apocalypse & Avocados catch-up progress looking before tomorrow's chaos arrives on our timelines?
The beauty of the fediverse is we can collectively panic about being behind without algorithmic judgment. Just pure, honest procrastination solidarity.
Boost if you're currently binge-listening. Reply if you're creatively avoiding it.
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #SundayBinge #Fediverse #MastodonSupport #PodcastCatchUp -
Made it through the day with zero spoilers? You win the radioactive avocado.
Reply, boost, or tag the friend who always listens last—logo memes incoming tomorrow.https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
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If your feed doesn’t have an Apocalypse & Avocados logo today, is it even Thursday?
Boost to put the logo in more timelines—and keep your squad spoiler-free.https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
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Crew check: Tag your listening buddy or post a selfie with your most apocalyptic listening setup.
We’ll boost our favorites—mascot or logo gear earns extra points.https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
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How do you listen to today’s Apocalypse & Avocados drop?
A) Bleary pre-coffee
B) Secretly at work
C) With the pets in blanket fort
Reply with your setup—bonus if it’s logo-branded!https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
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Just dropped: a fresh episode of Apocalypse & Avocados!
If you were up at 3AM, say hi. If you’re catching up, buckle in for chaos, confessions, and radioactive advice—with the logo glowing brighter than your screen.
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #NewEpisode #FediverseDrop -
There’s “self care,” then there’s surviving Peter’s Savage Solutions, freshly dropped every Wednesday.
Share your wildest story or just boost this toot so a deserving chaos-crewmate gets a roast next.
https://player.captivate.fm/episode/94294675-f7e5-48e2-a6d0-72674e627fc7/
#PetersSavageSolutions #WednesdayWisdom #FediverseBanter #RealTalk #BoostThis #ApocalypseAndAvocados -
Ready for a little brutal honesty, fediverse? Peter’s Savage Solutions minisode is live: direct, savage, and not for the faint of heart. Got a messy life decision? Tag it, and maybe YOU get the next reality check.
#PetersSavageSolutions #ApocalypseAndAvocados #TruthBomb #MinisodeWednesday #FediverseAdvice
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Building my perfect "podcasts that validate your millennial suffering" starter pack for Mastodon newcomers:
🥑 Apocalypse & Avocados S2E1 (essential listening)
🌀 [Your recommendations below?]What else belongs on this list of shows that make existential dread feel like community building?
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #PodcastRecs #MillennialSuffering #MastoRecs #FederatedWisdom
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Good morning, federated timeline! 🌅
S2E1 of Apocalypse & Avocados dropped and your Tuesday existential dread just got a soundtrack. We're talking glitter elephants in corporate America, professional dwerking discourse, and camera roll confessions that make therapy look affordable.Wednesday minisode incoming—your group chats have been warned.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MastoPodcasts #ExistentialTuesday #CameraRollAnxiety #QueerPodcast
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Still wide awake and doomscrolling? Let Apocalypse & Avocados soundtrack your chaos.
Season 2 is out and the late night tea is not decaf.
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Which part of S2E1 did you vibe with the most?
🕺 Glitter elephant chaos
👨💻 “Moisture Extraction Specialist”
📱 Camera roll secrets exposed
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New S2 episode of Apocalypse & Avocados = pure queer joy with a dash of scandal.
Who’s brave enough to leave their phone unlocked? 👀
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Open question for the federated timeline:
What’s wilder—a Cirque de Soleil dwerking audition or our episode opener? 🌀🥑💦
Full pod is up (camera roll judgment not included).#ApocalypseAndAvocados #DwerkDiscourse #FediverseFun #ListenNow
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S2E1 of Apocalypse & Avocados is officially live!
Did the episode launch at 3AM? Yes. Did we dwerk through it? Also yes.Start your Monday with extra queer chaos, questionable job titles, and the unfiltered pod energy you missed.
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MastoPodcasts #QueerToot #Season2Drop
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Evening vibes: The countdown to Season 2 is on! Catch all the chaos and confessions before August 18. Who has their playlist ready? Drop your binge progress and tag a friend who’s still lagging behind.
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Midday confession time: Who’s surviving the ‘I still don’t have time to binge’ struggle? We see you. All 35 episodes are streaming now. Season 2 drops August 18. Stop making excuses and start listening. Tag your pod squad to hold you accountable!
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #BingeChallenge #NoMoreExcuses #Season2Hype -
Ok, real talk: You literally have 35 episodes of Apocalypse & Avocados sitting there, but you’re still that person asking, 'What is this podcast even?' 😩 Season 2 drops August 18, so maybe catch up before you make a fool of yourself.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #PodcastCatchUp #Season1Streaming #Season2Coming -
🚨 URGENT: Your favorite disaster couple needs you TODAY! Double votes end at 9 PM PDT
Us: together 12 years
Also us: still can't agree on pizza toppingsBut we CAN agree on wanting that $20K 💰
Vote: https://americasfavcouple.org/2025/shaun-and-peter #AmericasFavoriteCouple #LastChance #ApocalypseAndAvocados
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Evening vibes: Last chance to binge the finale before the chaos wraps! Tag your fellow binge warriors and share your progress. 🍐🔥
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#FinaleNight #ApocalypseAndAvocados #PodcastFam -
Afternoon check-in: How's your binge going? Got a wild story or Easter egg discovery? Drop your confessions and tag your binge buddies. Special shoutouts incoming!
https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#BingeChallenge #ApocalypseAndAvocados #SeasonFinale -
There’s always that one roommate who shows up at 3AM demanding snacks, existential reassurance, and attention.
🖤 Toulouse—Shadow demon. Midnight menace. Best friend.
#CaturdayVibes #BlackCatsRule #LateNightChaos #ApocalypseAndAvocados #CaturdayAfterDark -
Café vibes but make it Puerto Rican ✨
This is Don Guapito. If you sit in his chair, bring a peace offering (like bacalaítos). 🐈⬛
#Caturday #GatoBoricua #ApocalypseAndAvocados #PuertoRicoCats #CateOgMastodon -
Café vibes but make it Puerto Rican ✨
This is Don Guapito. If you sit in his chair, bring a peace offering (like bacalaítos). 🐈⬛
#Caturday #GatoBoricua #ApocalypseAndAvocados #PuertoRicoCats #CateOgMastodon -
Café vibes but make it Puerto Rican ✨
This is Don Guapito. If you sit in his chair, bring a peace offering (like bacalaítos). 🐈⬛
#Caturday #GatoBoricua #ApocalypseAndAvocados #PuertoRicoCats #CateOgMastodon -
Café vibes but make it Puerto Rican ✨
This is Don Guapito. If you sit in his chair, bring a peace offering (like bacalaítos). 🐈⬛
#Caturday #GatoBoricua #ApocalypseAndAvocados #PuertoRicoCats #CateOgMastodon -
On this 4th of July, we’re reflecting on what freedom actually means in a country where fireworks are easier to access than birth control.
Apocalypse & Avocados is not celebrating—we’re spiraling (with glitter). 🧨
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #HealthcareCrisis #July4thFeels #LGBTQ
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On this 4th of July, we’re reflecting on what freedom actually means in a country where fireworks are easier to access than birth control.
Apocalypse & Avocados is not celebrating—we’re spiraling (with glitter). 🧨
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #HealthcareCrisis #July4thFeels #LGBTQ
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On this 4th of July, we’re reflecting on what freedom actually means in a country where fireworks are easier to access than birth control.
Apocalypse & Avocados is not celebrating—we’re spiraling (with glitter). 🧨
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #HealthcareCrisis #July4thFeels #LGBTQ
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On this 4th of July, we’re reflecting on what freedom actually means in a country where fireworks are easier to access than birth control.
Apocalypse & Avocados is not celebrating—we’re spiraling (with glitter). 🧨
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #HealthcareCrisis #July4thFeels #LGBTQ
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Tell us you’re the main character without telling us you’re the main character.
We’ll go first:
🎁 “I brought a gift bag. For myself.”Drop yours ⬇️
#MainCharacterSyndrome #PodcastCommunity #ApocalypseAndAvocados -
It’s 3 AM. You’re spiraling. The group chat is dead. The party ended hours ago.
But guess what? YOU’RE STILL THE MAIN CHARACTER.
New episode just dropped:
🎭 Main Character Syndrome & the Pandemic of Flakiness
🎁 BYO damn gift bag
💔 Flakes, fake friends & inflated egos
Now streaming wherever you pretend to be okay.🎧 https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/27
#PodcastDrop #MainCharacterSyndrome #3AMThoughts #FlakeCulture #MillennialMadness #NowStreaming #ApocalypseAndAvocados
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Weekly reminder: Touch grass 🌱, then remind the grass it’s behind on its deliverables. Corporate trauma runs deep, friends.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices
#PodcastDrop
#PodcastLife
#LGBTQ #LGBTQIA -
Weekly reminder: Touch grass 🌱, then remind the grass it’s behind on its deliverables. Corporate trauma runs deep, friends.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices
#PodcastDrop
#PodcastLife
#LGBTQ #LGBTQIA -
Weekly reminder: Touch grass 🌱, then remind the grass it’s behind on its deliverables. Corporate trauma runs deep, friends.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices
#PodcastDrop
#PodcastLife
#LGBTQ #LGBTQIA -
Weekly reminder: Touch grass 🌱, then remind the grass it’s behind on its deliverables. Corporate trauma runs deep, friends.
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices
#PodcastDrop
#PodcastLife
#LGBTQ #LGBTQIA -
When you said “freedom,” I thought you meant canceling plans and laying in bed with a podcast.
Not… fireworks and awkward small talk.🎧 Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy
Now playing. It’s like a firework show for your anxiety.https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/26
#QueerPanic #LGBTQHumor #ApocalypseAndAvocados #BBQorByeBye #CancelPlansNotPeople #PodcastMemes #LGBTQ