#apocalypseandavocados — Public Fediverse posts

Sunday federated check-in: How's everyone's Apocalypse & Avocados catch-up progress looking before tomorrow's chaos arrives on our timelines?

The beauty of the fediverse is we can collectively panic about being behind without algorithmic judgment. Just pure, honest procrastination solidarity.

Boost if you're currently binge-listening. Reply if you're creatively avoiding it.

https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #SundayBinge #Fediverse #MastodonSupport #PodcastCatchUp

Café vibes but make it Puerto Rican ✨
This is Don Guapito. If you sit in his chair, bring a peace offering (like bacalaítos). 🐈‍⬛
#Caturday #GatoBoricua #ApocalypseAndAvocados #PuertoRicoCats #CateOgMastodon

On this 4th of July, we’re reflecting on what freedom actually means in a country where fireworks are easier to access than birth control.

Apocalypse & Avocados is not celebrating—we’re spiraling (with glitter). 🧨

#ApocalypseAndAvocados #HealthcareCrisis #July4thFeels #LGBTQ

Weekly reminder: Touch grass 🌱, then remind the grass it’s behind on its deliverables. Corporate trauma runs deep, friends.

#ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices
#PodcastDrop
#PodcastLife
#LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

When you said “freedom,” I thought you meant canceling plans and laying in bed with a podcast.
Not… fireworks and awkward small talk.

🎧 Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy
Now playing. It’s like a firework show for your anxiety.

https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/26

#QueerPanic #LGBTQHumor #ApocalypseAndAvocados #BBQorByeBye #CancelPlansNotPeople #PodcastMemes #LGBTQ

You know what pairs well with insomnia?
A podcast episode that’s equally chaotic, comforting, and cathartic.
🎧 Mental Health: Messy, Memeable, and (Still Worth Talking About)
Now streaming for the late-night lurkers.

https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/22

#MentalHealth #PodcastDrop #NightOwlVibes #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerPodcast

Evenings are for decompressing, unraveling, and listening to emotionally chaotic podcasts.
🎧 Mental Health: Messy, Memeable, and (Still Worth Talking About) is out now
Come vibe, laugh, and feel things (even if it’s a little messy).

https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/22

#MentalHealth #EveningVibes #PodcastDrop #ApocalypseAndAvocados #NeurodivergentCommunity

Lunchtime spiral, anyone?
🎧 We just dropped an episode about all the messy, memeable sides of mental health
Still Worth Talking About—especially when the 2PM crash hits.
Available now wherever you listen.

https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/22

#MentalHealth #Podcast #MiddayMood #ApocalypseAndAvocados #DarkHumorPodcas

good morning to the queers, the crybabies, and the burnt-out brunch babes
🧃 we dropped a new episode
🧠 we overthought everything
🎙️ we made you laugh through it

listen now: https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/episodes
#GoodMorning #SaturdayVibes #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerPodcasts #LGBTQ

✨ A global whirlwind of queer joy, protest, flags, and deeply chaotic traditions.
🗺️ From yodeling to goat-dressing, from Stonewall to rainbow boats in Amsterdam—we’re talking all things Pride, everywhere.

https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/18

#PridePodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados #LGBTQHistory #QueerCulture #TumblrGays #LGBTQ

🏳️‍🌈 New Episode: Pride Across Borders
✨ A global whirlwind of queer joy, protest, flags, and deeply chaotic traditions.
🗺️ From yodeling to goat-dressing, from Stonewall to rainbow boats in Amsterdam—we’re talking all things Pride, everywhere.
🎧 https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/18

#LGBTQ #PridePodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados #LGBTQHistory #QueerCulture #LGBTQIA #Pride #PrideMonth #PrideMonth2025 #Pride2025

Caturday confession: our cat is now our co-host.
New episode is out, but she’s demanding credits and kibble royalties.
🎧 https://www.apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm
#SpiralingSaturday #PodcastCats #Caturday #ApocalypseAndAvocados #LGBTQ

Tell us your Saturday rituals ⛅
Are you organizing your feelings alphabetically, cleaning the void, or listening to queer chaos via our latest episode?
Join the spiral 🌀

#PodcastToots #QueerMasto #SaturdayFlow #ApocalypseAndAvocados #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

Reply with your favorite way to emotionally recharge midweek. We’re taking notes (and maybe spiraling). #SelfCareWednesdays #LGBTQ #WednesdayWisdom #LGBTQIA #ApocalypseAndAvocados #HumpDay

Feeling like everyone’s unpaid therapist? Listen to our latest: ‘Closed for Maintenance: Emotional Labor Isn’t Free’ 🎧 https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/16 #EmotionalLabor #PodcastRecommendation #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #QueerVoices #ApocalypseAndAvocados

This week on Apocalypse & Avocados:
😤 We spiral about being the “strong friend”
💅 We look fabulous doing it
🎥 We’re now available in VIDEO, babes.
Watch Closed for Maintenance now.

https://youtu.be/wVhKLCfN97U

#ApocalypseAndAvocados #VideoPodcast #BurnoutAesthetic #RelatableAF #GroupChatTherapist #QueerVoices #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

Feeling emotionally overcooked like that one Memorial Day burger?
We’ve got the remedy:
🌀 Tangents
🎤 Oversharing
🍸 Hot takes
Catch up here: https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/
#LGBTQPodcasts #PodcastToot #ApocalypseAndAvocados #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #QueerVoices

If your friendships feel like unpaid internships, it’s okay to log out.
We’re talking burnout, emotional labor, and the radical act of saying “nah.”
New episode: Closed for Maintenance
🎧 https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/16
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #MillennialFatigue #PodcastDrop #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Podcast #QueerVoices

If you didn’t cry in a Target parking lot, eat 3 brownies, and get a sunburn shaped like trauma, was it even Memorial Day?

#MillennialMemorialDay #BBQandBreakdowns #QueerAF #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices #PodcastLife #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

Memorial Day BBQ starter pack:

1 gay cousin

1 aunt who won’t stop asking if you’re ‘still doing that podcast’

1 overcooked burger

1 breakdown in the guest bathroom

#QueerCookout #MemorialDayEnergy #ThreadsHumor #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices #PodcastLife #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

This week’s podcast episode is for anyone who’s emotionally burnt to a crisp.
“Closed for Maintenance: Emotional Labor Isn’t Free”
We talk people-pleasing, emotional ghosting, and why we’re all done being the group chat glue.
🎧 Available now https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/16
#Podcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados #EmotionalLabor #Burnout #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices #PodcastDrop #PodcastLife #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

Woke up on Memorial Day like:
Do I want to go outside?
Do I want to speak to people?
Do I want to exist at all?

Reply with your Memorial Day survival plan.

#MemorialDayMood #TooEarlyForThis #IntrovertHell #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices #PodcastLife #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

Which Sunday vibe are you today? #SundayVibes #sunday #lgbtq #podcast #queer #ApocalypseAndAvocados

🎬 New chapter unlocked!
Episode 15 is live and Apocalypse & Avocados is now a video + audio podcast.
See our faces, hear the rants, and join the mayhem.
Watch/listen here: https://youtu.be/xIGqcinZR0Y
#ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices #PodcastDrop
#PodcastLife #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

Update from the chaos desk:

The new episode is still coming today! Slight delay, but the surprise we teased is definitely still happening.

Thank you for your patience. Or your passive-aggressive eye rolls. We feel both.

#PodcastDrop #ApocalypseAndAvocados #DelayedButDetermined #QueerVoices
#PodcastDrop
#PodcastLife
#LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

ANNOUNCEMENT: We are catching up on Drag Race All Stars 10.
THE GAG ORDER miniseries will drop soon.
Yes, we’re late. No, you can’t read us. Our drag mother is “Chronic Procrastination.” 💋
#AllStars10 #LGBTQIA #DragRacePodcast #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices #PodcastLife #LGBTQ #DragRace #TheGagOrder

Mondays: where energy goes to die
#MondayEnergy #QueerContent #ApocalypseAndAvocados #QueerVoices #PodcastLife #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #MondayMood

Sunday night anxiety circle, let’s form a digital séance.
What’s haunting you tonight? Capitalism? Crippling self-awareness?
We get it. Follow us and let's scream into the algorithm together.
#SundayNight #LGBTQ #MillennialLife #QueerVoices #apocalypseandavocados #podcastlife #LGBTQIA #SundayScaries

Caturday mood: gently spiraling under a sleeping cat who’s keeping me hostage in my own bed.
#CaturdayVibes #SoftChaos #Caturday #PodcastCats #ApocalypseAndAvocados #LGBTQ #PodcastLife

🔔 Friendly reminder!
Now’s your chance to catch up on Apocalypse & Avocados-because Episode 15 is bringing a surprise for all our listeners.
Don’t miss out!
🎧https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/
#apocalypseandavocados #queervoices #podcastdrop #podcastlife #lgbtq #LGBTQIA