#angryorangewotsit — Public Fediverse posts

#OneDay...

#Someone's going to #HaveTo #ExplainFootball... #Properly...

In #ReallyBasicTerms; #So that the #AngryOrangeWotsit can #Win another #FIFAPeacePrize; #OrSomething...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#JustLikeTwitterX

🎶 #ThisAintTexas...

🎶 #StillNotTexas... ™️

#AlsoNotKansas... #StillNotKansas...

#Still with #ZeroFakebook...

#StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillNotHitler

#Oooh #Ooooh...

#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#HateDecorating #AngryOrangeWotsit #NotNews

#Oooh #Ooooh...

#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#HateDecorating #AngryOrangeWotsit #NotNews

#Oooh #Ooooh...

#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#HateDecorating #AngryOrangeWotsit #NotNews

#Oooh #Ooooh...

#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#HateDecorating #AngryOrangeWotsit #NotNews

#Oooh #Ooooh...

#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#HateDecorating #AngryOrangeWotsit #NotNews

#Oooh #Ooooh...

#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DntPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#HateDecorating #AngryOrangeWotsit #NotNews

#Oooh #Ooooh...

#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DntPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#HateDecorating #AngryOrangeWotsit #NotNews

#Oooh #Ooooh...

#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DntPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#HateDecorating #AngryOrangeWotsit #NotNews

#Oooh #Ooooh...

#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DntPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#HateDecorating #AngryOrangeWotsit #NotNews

#OpenLetter...

#DearQatariSovereignWealthFund,

The #AngryOrangeWotsit "needs" #AnotherNewPlane... #TheLastOne you #Stole from #AustinPowers "needs" #AnotherUpgrade...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules

#LoveAndKisses,

#PSiReN-Group

#PostScript / #PS: You have #RatherNiceCheese; #JustSaying...

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#SquirrelsOnline #BeingEurasian #MostlyEuropean #NoALTText

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSquirrelAppNotNews with #SomeMoreNotNews for #TheSquirrelApp...

#LetsPlay... #SquirrelsOnline...!

#BTW: #TheToryGraph is #StillReporting on the #AngryOrangeWotsit whose #Cuntry is #Still in a #StateOfEmergency while #TheStarmertron has to #DealWith #FarageLePen...

#IT's #TotallyNotNews...

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#BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #StillBeingLegal #TotallyLegal #EULaw #HowToGrammar #TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated #AcceptNoSubstitutes #CheapImitations

#StillNotNews... The #AngryOrangeWotsit wants #SwanNuggets...

#NotJewish; #StillNotMuslim, #AlsoNotCatholic...

#TrueFact... #StillTrue™️

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #DefinitelyNotNews #NotNotNews #PoshDucks #RealGold #DigitalServicesAct

#AnotherDay... #AnotherDollar...

And, #TheStarmertron is #Maintaining an #ImplausibleDeniability...

#Afterall, the #AngryOrangeWotsit might #DeclareWar on the #ChagosArchipelago...

#Welcome to #TheNewNormal...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#StillNotNews... The #AngryOrangeWotsit wants #SwanNuggets #ThisChristmas... #FictionalChristmas...

#NotJewish; #StillNotMuslim, #AlsoNotCatholic...

#TrueFact... #StillTrue™️

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #DefinitelyNotNews #NotNotNews #PoshDucks #RealGold

#BTW: We #Still don't #ReallyUnderstand #Golf...

#Maybe... #JustMaybe the #AngryOrangeWotsit can #ExplainIT for us...

#HappyHappy #AnotherPrideMonth, #People...!

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#TrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate #TheFIFARulesOfFootball #NotAboutTheGolf

#FuckAroundAndFindOut this #FunTimeFriday...

Has #VanillaIce #Received "his" #PresidentialPardon, yet...?

#StartYourEngines...

The #AngryOrangeWotsit needs #NewBeans for "his" #Maracas...

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#OnACompleteTangent... From #TheKingOfTheTangents...

#YouKnow what's #TheBestThing about #TheBFF's #SafeReturn from #Thailand...

#CamelFilters... The #GeneralHealthWarnings on #ThaiCigarettes are #Gruesome...

I thought I was #LookingAt a #RoastChicken; until I #Realised... #IT was a #Heart... 🧡

#IT's #OK; #DontPanic... The #CamelFilters can be #Decanted into a #CigaretteCase... With #PlainPackaging

#Cigarettes are #Technically a #Vegetable; #JustLike the #AngryOrangeWotsit...

#IT's #TotallyNotNews...

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#HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!

#IT was a #BusyBusyDay #Yesterday; but, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #EvenSafer and #MoreSecure than #Previously, and #Certainly #MuchSafer than #MyOldTwitterFeed...

#ThankTheLord #RobotInflatableJesus...!

#DontForget; #RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou...

And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...

And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...

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#HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!

#IT was a #BusyBusyDay #Yesterday; but, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #EvenSafer and #MoreSecure than #Previously, and #Certainly #MuchSafer than #MyOldTwitterFeed...

#ThankTheLord #RobotInflatableJesus...!

#DontForget; #RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou...

And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...

And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...

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At the #Risk of #DiggingTooDeep... #IF #Coutts is #Uncomfortable #MoneyLaundering for #FarageLePen now; who else are they still #MoneyLaundering for...?

#DontForget, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...

And, #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate is #AllOverThePlace...

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#Meanwhile...

In #TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica under #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate...

The #AngryOrangeWotsit "needs" #NewBeans for "his" #Maracas...

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐

#There's a #ToughChoice #ComingUp...

There's the #AngryOrangeWotsit and a #NewEraOfFascism for #TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica; or the #SeasonOfWitchcraft to #Consider | #ForConsideration

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#FlameON: Which is #Better:

#So... #NY... With #TheBowSelector™️ and a #NewBarbarian...

#WhatsHappening...

Has the #AngryOrangeWotsit appeared before a #WarCrimesTribunal; or has that #NotHappened, yet...?

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!

#IT was a #BusyBusyDay #Yesterday; but, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #EvenSafer and #MoreSecure than #Previously, and #Certainly #MuchSafer than #MyOldTwitterFeed...

#ThankTheLord #RobotInflatableJesus...!

#DontForget; #RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou...

And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...

And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...

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https://x.com/PearRaider/status/1750638524204736945

The #AngryOrangeWotsit is going to have to be a #GrownUp about #IT and #GoToPrison for a #VeryVeryLongTime...

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#ThomasNewman: Shawshank Prison - Stoic Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ciBeyOv4E

The #AngryOrangeWotsit is going to have to be a #GrownUp about #IT and #GoToPrison for a #VeryVeryLongTime...

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#ThomasNewman: Shawshank Prison - Stoic Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ciBeyOv4E

The #AngryOrangeWotsit is going to have to be a #GrownUp about #IT and #GoToPrison for a #VeryVeryLongTime...

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#ThomasNewman: Shawshank Prison - Stoic Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ciBeyOv4E

The #AngryOrangeWotsit is going to have to be a #GrownUp about #IT and #GoToPrison for a #VeryVeryLongTime...

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#ThomasNewman: Shawshank Prison - Stoic Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ciBeyOv4E

The #AngryOrangeWotsit is going to have to be a #GrownUp about #IT and #GoToPrison for a #VeryVeryLongTime...

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#ThomasNewman: Shawshank Prison - Stoic Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ciBeyOv4E

I don't really understand #Golf... But #CrazyGolf should be an #OlympicSport...

I heard the #AngryOrangeWotsit buried #Ivana standing-up to #SaveSpace | #JustForFun

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110413948079525362

I don't really understand #Golf... But #CrazyGolf should be an #OlympicSport...

I heard the #AngryOrangeWotsit buried #Ivana standing-up to #SaveSpace | #JustForFun

#DontForget; #VisualSearch is #StillQuiteCool... For the #Attribution...!

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110413948079525362

I don't really understand #Golf... But #CrazyGolf should be an #OlympicSport...

I heard the #AngryOrangeWotsit buried #Ivana standing-up to #SaveSpace | #JustForFun

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110413948079525362

I don't really understand #Golf... But #CrazyGolf should be an #OlympicSport...

I heard the #AngryOrangeWotsit buried #Ivana standing-up to #SaveSpace | #JustForFun

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110413948079525362

I don't really understand #Golf... But #CrazyGolf should be an #OlympicSport...

I heard the #AngryOrangeWotsit buried #Ivana standing-up to #SaveSpace | #JustForFun

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110413948079525362

@hannu_ikonen

#TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica has #MuchToFear; like #WeAllDo...

#AtAnyPoint #One can be #Remanded into #Custody / #Abducted and #Incarcerated with #ZeroAccountability... Unless you're the #AngryOrangeWotsit, #OfCourse...

That's #PrettyFuckedUp, right... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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#TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica has #MuchToFear; like #WeAllDo...

#AtAnyPoint #One can be #Remanded into #Custody / #Abducted and #Incarcerated with #ZeroAccountability... Unless you're the #AngryOrangeWotsit, #OfCourse...

That's #PrettyFuckedUp, right... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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@hannu_ikonen

#TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica has #MuchToFear; like #WeAllDo...

#AtAnyPoint #One can be #Remanded into #Custody / #Abducted and #Incarcerated with #ZeroAccountability... Unless you're the #AngryOrangeWotsit, #OfCourse...

That's #PrettyFuckedUp, right... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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@hannu_ikonen

#TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica has #MuchToFear; like #WeAllDo...

#AtAnyPoint #One can be #Remanded into #Custody / #Abducted and #Incarcerated with #ZeroAccountability... Unless you're the #AngryOrangeWotsit, #OfCourse...

That's #PrettyFuckedUp, right... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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@hannu_ikonen

#TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica has #MuchToFear; like #WeAllDo...

#AtAnyPoint #One can be #Remanded into #Custody / #Abducted and #Incarcerated with #ZeroAccountability... Unless you're the #AngryOrangeWotsit, #OfCourse...

That's #PrettyFuckedUp, right... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAngryOrangeWotsitNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#StraightOutOfDodgeCity... The #LowestPossibleQuality at the #CheapestPossiblePrice... #Dodge...! | #DeepSwerve

#DudeWheresMyBrakes...?

The #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou... #BeAfraid | #PoweredByMetaphor

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#OpenLetter

#DearAmerica...

While y'all #BeingThankful and #Stuff...

Is your #AngryOrangeWotsit #Bankrupted... #Again, yet...?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEXkFNAhk_8

@selzero (@[email protected])

#Meanwhile...

#Welcome to the #GiantBigotNetwork... #DefinitelyNotNews...

<<#SpookyGhostVoice>>

The #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...

#WhooHooHoo... #WelcomeToMediaHell...

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#Meanwhile...

#Welcome to the #GiantBigotNetwork... #DefinitelyNotNews...

<<#SpookyGhostVoice>>

The #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...

#WhooHooHoo... #WelcomeToMediaHell...

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#TheTrouble with #LowestCommonDenominator #NewsOutlets is that just when you #Think the #LowestCommonDenominator can't get any #Lower...

#IT's #ThePrice we #AllPay for #StoopidPeoples...

#Incidentally... What's the #AngryOrangeWotsit up to #Now...?

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#Speaking of #MoneyLaundering and #MoneyToBurn...

What's the #AngryOrangeWotsit up to, #TheseDays...?

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