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  1. I'm sorry #RoyalMail, but if you send me a notification that my parcel is at my local delivery office, and will be delivered between 10:10 and 14:10 today, you should effing well deliver it. No ifs, no buts.

    They should be made to remove the Royal part of their name, rebranding to something more accurate such as "Can't Be Arsed Mail" or "Fuck You Mail".

    In other news, the Amazon Prime order I placed on Thursday for delivery on Friday wasn't even dispatched until today (Saturday) and will arrive two days after it was required. Even worse, they wouldn't let me cancel it despite the fact it hasn't even been dispatched. I shall take no pleasure in sending it back.

    The race to the bottom continues.

    #RoyalMailFail
    #AmazonFail

  2. stupidest packaging ever., bought a twin pack of genuine hp ink cartrages off amazon, and they were just chucked in the box with another item, how do I know? because one was missing. these things are usually secured in packs of 2 if they are twin packs. this one wasn't. #amazonfail.

  3. I was told to fix a systemic issue by submitting 35+ individual reports.

    That’s like fixing a leak by mopping each drop.

    #namesmatter #respecttheartist #metadatamess #qafail #amazonfail

  4. Day 200.

    This was never a typo.
    It’s a systemic metadata failure affecting identity, visibility, and revenue.

    And no one owns it.

    📄 Full report: is.gd/day200summary

    #namesmatter #metadata #dataintegrity #amazonfail #systemicfailure

  5. I tried to explain a systemic problem to:

    • a system that can’t process systems ❌

    And got understood by:
    • a system that specializes in understanding systems ✔️

    #namesmatter #metadatafailure #amazonfail #dataintegrity #technology #qualitymanagement #audit #entertainment

  6. Day 190 of my #investigation into Amazon’s #systemicmetadata failure.

    What started as a typo turned out to be something else entirely:
    A system that fragments identities, breaks discoverability, and quietly disconnects artists from their own work.

    That’s not just messy.
    That’s a data integrity problem with real-world impact.

    Full findings:
    is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    Satirical audit report:
    is.gd/auditreport

    You’re being audited.

    #namesmatter #dataintegrity #ICYMI #technology #amazonfail

  7. Today, I wrote an Email to #amazons CEO in which I informed him about the systemic matadata failure of his company. Now, I don't really expect him to bothers, since Amazon has stonewalling me for weeks now, but this was just one more thing I thought I try.

    is.gd/stats.php?url=AmazonDEMe

    #namesmatter #respecttheartist #metadata #amazonfail #news #technews #qanews #entertainment #data

  8. After 160 days of trying to convince #Amazon that Tom Hiddleston is not “Hiddlestone”, I conducted an independent #audit of their catalog integrity.
    The results are… enlightening.

    Report attached. 👇

    More details here: is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    #Namesmatter #RespecttheArtist #TomHiddleston #Hiddlestone #metadatamess #QAFail #AmazonFail

  9. Day 155 of #AmazonDE refusing to spell the names of artists correctly or randomly crediting them in movies, that they were never part of.

    Find out more here: is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    #Namesmatter #Respecttheartist #AmazonFail #ChrisEvans #TomHiddleston #SamuelLJackson

  10. Dear Mr. #TomHiddleston,
    If no one else is going to fix it… I might as well apply for the job. Brand Guardian. Metadata Fixer. Keeper of Correct Letters.
    So here is my official (and slightly mischievous) job application. For the role of Brand Guardian to the God of Mischief.
    Applications like this don’t come with a resume. They come with spreadsheets, sass, and sword duels at dawn. 😉

    #Namesmatter #RespecttheArtist #GloriousTypo #metadata #AmazonFail #jobapplication #brandguardian #worthatry

  11. Day 112 - #news

    #amazonDE/#AmazonUK/#amazonca are still pretending that #TomHiddleston's surname is spelled #Hiddlestone on 20 movies, he has worked on, dating back 12 years. This is NOT a one of typo! This is a worldwide #metadata error, most likely originating from #AmazonDE. This needs to be fixed now!

    is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    #Namesmatter #RespecttheArtist #ICYMI #metadatafail #AmazonFail #QAFail

  12. Did you know, that the Jedi were secretly working in #Amazon's metadata division? And did you know, that the Emperor was a huge #Marvel fan? And when he found out about all the misspellings on AmazonDE, he issued #Order66 to correct all those errors? 😏

    #Namesmatter #GloriousTypo #RespecttheArtist #Marvel #StarWars #AmazonFail #QAFail

  13. When #Google starts calling out #AmazonDE’s typos…
    you know the multiverse is tired of waiting. ⌛️

    90+ days. Still unresolved. Their silence speaks more than words.

    #Namesmatter #RespecttheArtist #GloriousTypo #AmazonFail #QAFail #metadatamess #news

  14. We’ve reached 80+ glorious days of:

    ✅ Ignored emails
    ✅ Actors miscredited
    ✅ No accountability

    It is amazing to see a billion dollar company being unable to even get the basics of QA right.

    Spreadsheet: is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    #Namesmatter #RespectTheArtist #AmazonFail

  15. Every artefact begins as an ordinary object. It’s the story behind it that turns it into something legendary.

    What started as a meme became a mission. And now? A handmade artefact: The Hiddlestone - crafted from wood and labradorite, forged as a symbol of why names matter.

    #namesmatter #Hiddlestone #TomHiddleston #InfinityStone #Woodworking #JusticeInTheDetails #CraftedWithGloriousPurpose #Namesmatters #FixItAmazon #TheUltimateInfinityStone #RespecttheArtist #AmazonFail

  16. Day 67

    Here is a complete timeline of everything I have discovered and actions I have taken in regards of the errors I found on #AmazonDE as well as on #Thalia.

    #NamesMatter #RespecttheArtist #GloriousTypo #AmazonFail #QAFail #metadatamess