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  1. I was told to fix a systemic issue by submitting 35+ individual reports.

    That’s like fixing a leak by mopping each drop.

    #namesmatter #respecttheartist #metadatamess #qafail #amazonfail

  2. Day 200.

    This was never a typo.
    It’s a systemic metadata failure affecting identity, visibility, and revenue.

    And no one owns it.

    📄 Full report: is.gd/day200summary

    #namesmatter #metadata #dataintegrity #amazonfail #systemicfailure

  3. I tried to explain a systemic problem to:

    • a system that can’t process systems ❌

    And got understood by:
    • a system that specializes in understanding systems ✔️

    #namesmatter #metadatafailure #amazonfail #dataintegrity #technology #qualitymanagement #audit #entertainment

  4. Day 190 of my #investigation into Amazon’s #systemicmetadata failure.

    What started as a typo turned out to be something else entirely:
    A system that fragments identities, breaks discoverability, and quietly disconnects artists from their own work.

    That’s not just messy.
    That’s a data integrity problem with real-world impact.

    Full findings:
    is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    Satirical audit report:
    is.gd/auditreport

    You’re being audited.

    #namesmatter #dataintegrity #ICYMI #technology #amazonfail

  5. Today, I wrote an Email to #amazons CEO in which I informed him about the systemic matadata failure of his company. Now, I don't really expect him to bothers, since Amazon has stonewalling me for weeks now, but this was just one more thing I thought I try.

    is.gd/stats.php?url=AmazonDEMe

    #namesmatter #respecttheartist #metadata #amazonfail #news #technews #qanews #entertainment #data

  6. After 160 days of trying to convince #Amazon that Tom Hiddleston is not “Hiddlestone”, I conducted an independent #audit of their catalog integrity.
    The results are… enlightening.

    Report attached. 👇

    More details here: is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    #Namesmatter #RespecttheArtist #TomHiddleston #Hiddlestone #metadatamess #QAFail #AmazonFail

  7. After 160 days of trying to convince #Amazon that Tom Hiddleston is not “Hiddlestone”, I conducted an independent #audit of their catalog integrity.
    The results are… enlightening.

    Report attached. 👇

    More details here: is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    #Namesmatter #RespecttheArtist #TomHiddleston #Hiddlestone #metadatamess #QAFail #AmazonFail

  8. After 160 days of trying to convince #Amazon that Tom Hiddleston is not “Hiddlestone”, I conducted an independent #audit of their catalog integrity.
    The results are… enlightening.

    Report attached. 👇

    More details here: is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    #Namesmatter #RespecttheArtist #TomHiddleston #Hiddlestone #metadatamess #QAFail #AmazonFail

  9. After 160 days of trying to convince #Amazon that Tom Hiddleston is not “Hiddlestone”, I conducted an independent #audit of their catalog integrity.
    The results are… enlightening.

    Report attached. 👇

    More details here: is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    #Namesmatter #RespecttheArtist #TomHiddleston #Hiddlestone #metadatamess #QAFail #AmazonFail

  10. After 160 days of trying to convince #Amazon that Tom Hiddleston is not “Hiddlestone”, I conducted an independent #audit of their catalog integrity.
    The results are… enlightening.

    Report attached. 👇

    More details here: is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    #Namesmatter #RespecttheArtist #TomHiddleston #Hiddlestone #metadatamess #QAFail #AmazonFail

  11. Day 155 of #AmazonDE refusing to spell the names of artists correctly or randomly crediting them in movies, that they were never part of.

    Find out more here: is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    #Namesmatter #Respecttheartist #AmazonFail #ChrisEvans #TomHiddleston #SamuelLJackson

  12. Day 155 of #AmazonDE refusing to spell the names of artists correctly or randomly crediting them in movies, that they were never part of.

    Find out more here: is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    #Namesmatter #Respecttheartist #AmazonFail #ChrisEvans #TomHiddleston #SamuelLJackson

  13. Dear Mr. #TomHiddleston,
    If no one else is going to fix it… I might as well apply for the job. Brand Guardian. Metadata Fixer. Keeper of Correct Letters.
    So here is my official (and slightly mischievous) job application. For the role of Brand Guardian to the God of Mischief.
    Applications like this don’t come with a resume. They come with spreadsheets, sass, and sword duels at dawn. 😉

    #Namesmatter #RespecttheArtist #GloriousTypo #metadata #AmazonFail #jobapplication #brandguardian #worthatry

  14. Day 112 - #news

    #amazonDE/#AmazonUK/#amazonca are still pretending that #TomHiddleston's surname is spelled #Hiddlestone on 20 movies, he has worked on, dating back 12 years. This is NOT a one of typo! This is a worldwide #metadata error, most likely originating from #AmazonDE. This needs to be fixed now!

    is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

    #Namesmatter #RespecttheArtist #ICYMI #metadatafail #AmazonFail #QAFail

  15. Did you know, that the Jedi were secretly working in #Amazon's metadata division? And did you know, that the Emperor was a huge #Marvel fan? And when he found out about all the misspellings on AmazonDE, he issued #Order66 to correct all those errors? 😏

    #Namesmatter #GloriousTypo #RespecttheArtist #Marvel #StarWars #AmazonFail #QAFail

  16. When #Google starts calling out #AmazonDE’s typos…
    you know the multiverse is tired of waiting. ⌛️

    90+ days. Still unresolved. Their silence speaks more than words.

    #Namesmatter #RespecttheArtist #GloriousTypo #AmazonFail #QAFail #metadatamess #news

  17. Every artefact begins as an ordinary object. It’s the story behind it that turns it into something legendary.

    What started as a meme became a mission. And now? A handmade artefact: The Hiddlestone - crafted from wood and labradorite, forged as a symbol of why names matter.

    #namesmatter #Hiddlestone #TomHiddleston #InfinityStone #Woodworking #JusticeInTheDetails #CraftedWithGloriousPurpose #Namesmatters #FixItAmazon #TheUltimateInfinityStone #RespecttheArtist #AmazonFail

  18. Day 67

    Here is a complete timeline of everything I have discovered and actions I have taken in regards of the errors I found on #AmazonDE as well as on #Thalia.

    #NamesMatter #RespecttheArtist #GloriousTypo #AmazonFail #QAFail #metadatamess

  19. Day 58

    #Thalia reported back - the #Hiddlestone typo originated directly from their supplier, which even they were surprised to discover.
    They’ve now cleaned up their entire catalogue, and Tom is finally listed correctly as #Hiddleston across all products

    Thalia can fix their entire catalogue in under 48 hours, why is AmazonDE - after 58 days - still doing nothing?

    #NamesMatter #RespecttheArtist #GloriousTypo #AmazonFail #QAFail

  20. This whole System is rotten:

    Amazon thought distributors checked
    Distributors thought retailers checked
    Retailers thought agencies checked
    Agencies thought studios checked
    Studios thought Amazon checked

    So nobody checked anything = this typo is 14 years old!

    #NamesMatter #RespecttheArtist #GloriousTypo #TomHiddleston #Hiddlestone #AmazonFail #QAFail #rottenmetadata

  21. Day 55 - continued

    Time to reveal the first design of the unofficial “amazone-typo” merchandise line. Coming soon to amazoneDE. 😜

    #NamesMatter #RespecttheArtist #GloriousTypo #AmazonDE #AmazonFail #QAFail #TomHiddleston #Hiddlestone

  22. Day 55

    #TomHiddleston is still being credited as #Hiddlestone on eleven listings on #AmazonDE. I have been told that this issue was forwarded. I just wonder where they forwarded it to....

    #NamesMatter #RespecttheArtist #GloriousTypo #AmazonFail

  23. Day 54

    Here is a compiled list of all titles I’ve found so far where actors are wrongly credited on #AmazonDE.
    This isn’t a single typo - it’s a system-wide failure in their metadata QA.
    The eleven separate misspellings of ‘Hiddlestone’ alone make that painfully clear

    #NamesMatter #RespecttheArtist #glorioustypo #TomHiddleston #Hiddlestone #AmazonDE #AmazonFail #QAFail

  24. #NamesMatter
    Seeing them misspelled and mangled on the world’s largest retailer is disheartening. Why? Because every name represents years of work, rejection, growth, and earned recognition. Getting it right isn’t hard. It’s the bare minimum.

    #RespecttheArtist #GloriousTypo #AmazonDE #AmazonFail #QAFail

  25. Day 41:
    AmazonDE still lists Tom Hiddleston as Hiddlestone.
    They’re now promoting the new Night Manager series -
    while misspelling his name for nearly a decade.

    #TomHiddleston #Loki #NightManager #GloriousTypo #AmazonFail

  26. Not only did #amazon.de got Tom Hiddleston's name wrong on one product. No. I found 4 wrong listings! I mean the listings for #TheNightmanager could have been wrong for almost a decade! How embarrassing is that?

    You're welcome Mr. Hiddleston. My invoice for a cuppa coffee will be sent your way. 😉☕️

    #TomHiddleston #Hiddlestone #AmazonFail #wrongname #QualityControlFail #TheNightmanager #BBC #Marvel

  27. A friend of mine needed the morning after pill, but when she looked for it at local pharmacies, they were all out. We live in Texas, so that doesn’t surprise me. So, I did the next best thing, and I looked on Amazon and found a few options, but only one that would do same-day delivery. I bought two packages so I could complete the requirement for same-day delivery, and just waited. And waited. And waited.

    Nothing arrived.

    I didn’t have a delivery the following morning, so I went online And talked to someone at Amazon, and made it very clear that if I am choosing same-day delivery, it means it has to be here on the same day. The person on the other end was very apologetic and gave me a whole five dollars of credit.  Then, he said that I should have my delivery later in the day.

    Well, it’s been two days and I still don’t have it.

    Thankfully, yesterday I put in another order and I received it this morning, but I’m still not done with Amazon. So, we’ll see what happens next and hopefully my friend won’t end up pregnant. 

    #Texas #TexasSucks #Amazon #AmazonPrime #AmazonFail #Contraception #MorningAfterPill