If you are ever nervous you aren’t a great lover…
One dude who bragged he was some world class #Swinger came while entering then threw his back out pulling out, and I’m still laughing about it.
#StayHumble or the #universe will show you. 🤣🤣🤣
#amateurhour — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #amateurhour, aggregated by home.social.
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@VeroniqueB99 and the #AmericanVoters elected the #ConvictedFelon anyways ... #ItsRacismStupid ... Now the entire world must endure #AmateurHour 😭 playing out over and over again. Let's hope the Mid-terms rein in this train wreck.
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Is fostering online crackpottery a sort of Distributed Espionage strategy?
Look at the case below, where some nutballs developed a nutball theory and then proceeded to garnish that nutballery with actual national security information that they sleuthed up on their spare time.
Now consider anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers, Qanon-ers, etc. How easy would it be to covertly direct these groups of belligerent far-right wingnuts at something, as a way to enact espionage or sabotage?
It's already shown itself "useful" as an assassination tool, and even when openly directing the crackpots to kill, there were no consequences (Trump). -
They may be confused because there's a player with the last name Cunningham playing in both games. #AmateurHour #WNBA #IndianaFever #NewYorkLiberty
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"Witkoff and Kushner Get an F in Diplomacy. Inexperienced and overextended, Trump’s envoys have failed on three fronts":
https://foreignpolicy.com/2026/03/03/witkoff-kushner-trump-fail-diplomacy-iran-ukraine-gaza/?tpcc=iran_digest&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=%5BB%5D%20%5BNon-subs%5D%20-%20Iran%20Digest%20-%20031126&utm_term=iran_digest_nonsubs_B
#AmateurHour #incompetence #TheirMistakesLedToWar #IranWar #politics copy: @renewedresistance -
"Tony Dokoupil Stumbles Through Segment Transition During ‘CBS Evening News’ Debut":
https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/tony-dokoupil-mixes-up-segment-transition-cbs-evening-news-debut-1236624251/
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(1/2) Don't side with the robber, it's illegal.
#ShortStory #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon #Thriller #CrimeFiction #FlashFiction #Suspense #IndieAuthor #NewWriting #AmateurHour
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New post on : Welcome Home on My Personal Abyss by Peter.
Our suits are supposed to make sure injuries like that can’t happen but nothing is perfect, especially in the military and even more so for recruits. None of the gear we’re issued with is new, let alone fits properly. Don’t ask about the underwear; I...
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Oh yeah okay sure I taught myself basic bish web design in a month but I still feel soooo slacker abt it. I reference stuffs a lot. The REAL useful stuffs is knowing WHAT can be done.
Also I'm kind of obsessed w border-radius fight me. So far I think I'm doing pretty good for a newbie. I'm not done yet ofc but it is coming along.
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This is the face of the man who forgot to put cans in the fridge and now has icecubes in his beer #amateurHour
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Just pulled my hair out for 30 minutes over why my Synology wasn't connecting to my Debian machine via rsync. Only to realize that I hadn't installed rsync on my Debian machine.
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#MtP opened with a discussion of the #AmateurHour #SignalChat debacle, showing pictures of "the six principles involved."
Notice anyone missing? 🤔
A major military strike is taking place WITHOUT the #Potus? (even his VP was there, but HE wasn't? "I didn't know anything about it".)
#DementiaDon isn't actually running things and THEY KNOW IT. "Grampy" was probably off playing golf or otherwise distracting everyone from what's REALLY going on. #TrumpIsZaphodBeeblebrox
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More #AmateurHour from the #TrumpAdministration! But her emails!!!
#MikeWaltz Left His Venmo Friends List Public
A WIRED review shows #NationalSecurity adviser Mike #Waltz, White House chief of staff #SusieWiles, and other top officials left sensitive information exposed via Venmo—until WIRED asked about it.
by Dhruv Mehrotra and Tim Marchman, March 26, 2025
"A Venmo account under the name 'Michael Waltz,' carrying a profile photo of the national security adviser and connected to accounts bearing the names of people closely associated with him, was left open to the public until Wednesday afternoon. A WIRED analysis shows that the account revealed the names of hundreds of Waltz’s personal and professional associates, including journalists, military officers, #lobbyists, and others—information a foreign intelligence service or other actors could exploit for any number of ends, experts say."
https://www.wired.com/story/michael-waltz-left-his-venmo-public/?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us
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#AmateurHour LIVE - US intelligence chiefs grilled over secret air strike chat as #Trump defends #Waltz
"Independent [#Maine] Senator #AngusKing says he's 'puzzled' that [#TulsiGabbard] says there was no classified information in the #Signal group chat.
"He says that according to reports, on the morning of 15 March, Secretary #Hegseth put into the chat a 'detailed operation plan including targets, weapons, attack sequencing and timings'.
"'Wouldn't that be classified?' King asks the director of national intelligence.
"She reiterates that there was no classified information in that chat, and when pushed again by King, says she refers the question to the secretary of defence and the national security council.
"'Well you're the head of the intelligence community, and you're supposed to know about classifications,' King replies."
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cg70xgxl3vmt
#USPol #NationalSecurity #TrumpAdministration #YemenStrikes #PeteHegseth #USAIsTheLaughingStockOfTheWorld -
#trump #DonaldTrump #UnitedStates #USA #UnitedStatesofAmerica #MAGA #president #Presidency #Tariffs #Canada, #Greenland #PanamaCanal #musk #ElonMusk #America #Russia #Putin #warplans #whatsapp #republican #republicans #amateurhour
Screenshot of the day.
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#AmateurHour! Just another day under #Trump!
‘Amateur hour’: Washington aghast at Trump administration’s war plan group chat
One Democratic lawmaker also called for immediate hearings on the incident.
By Amy Mackinnon, Robbie Gramer, Paul McLeary and Jack Detsch
03/24/2025 01:37 PM EDT
Updated: 03/24/2025 03:05 PM EDT"Brian Hughes, the spokesperson for the National Security Council, told the publication that the chat 'appears to be an authentic message chain.' The NSC did not respond to a request for further comment from POLITICO."
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/03/24/hegseth-national-security-group-chat-atlantic-reaction-00244983?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us
#USPol #TrumpAdministration #YemenStrikes #NationalSecurity #PeteHegseth #USAIsTheLaughingStockOfTheWorld -
The headline alone: "Meta fined $102 million for storing passwords in plain text"
Sure, ok, it was logging. Just the same.
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Terrible f zoom
@[email protected] @[email protected]
You’re trying to sell the sport!?
#amateurhour
Watch @[email protected]
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Thought I've seen it all, but... Just received a rebuttal from someone whose low-quality translation I reviewed, and it turns out this "linguist" doesn't even know that there's a type of honorific in German that uses a plural pronoun to address an individual – even though this form is used in many popular movies & books (LOTR etc.).
No wonder so many "translators" are afraid that the machines will replace them. If you're this clueless, please, let a robot take the wheel! 🙄
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Things got off to a rocky start at #Trump's #NY #fraud #trial. Trump lawyer #AlinaHabba went on a rant about how the #court denied Trump a #jury trial, and how unfair it is. Judge #Engoron had to interrupt her to explain that the reason why there's no jury is that she herself forgot to submit the appropriate request for one. I'd call this #AmateurHour, but that would be an insult to amateurs.
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/10/donald-trump-new-york-fraud-trial
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GDI. Came out to play radios (FT8), but I can't get on HF because I forgot my ATAS HF antenna.
"No problem," I thought, "I'll try FT8 on 2m. That's a thing now."
VHF/UHF port on the FT-897 is an N type and I don't have the adapter with me.
Fuck
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#Tools #AmateurHour #Workshop #VisionHacks
Painted bands around the base of my sockets so I'd have a better chance of picking the one I'm after. Use the colour code for electronic resistors.Spun each socket on the battery drill and held brush still.
Did the spanners too. Works well what with no daily use of tools currently resulting in no familiarity.
https://eepower.com/resistor-guide/resistor-standards-and-codes/resistor-color-code/
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a colleague was sharing his screen to demo a dev feature.
uploading a file, the upload window showed a massive collection of naked, big-boobed women.
i've been laughing for the last hour 🤣
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#Texas Rep. #JasmineCrockett owns #BananaRepublicans during House Oversight Committee on rising cases of #SexualAbuse 👉 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jasmine-crockett-republicans-house_n_64648df0e4b0ab2b97e43081
#SaveAmerica from the #MAGA cult of ignorance and hate.
It’s #AmateurHour in the United States House of Representatives. 🤦♂️
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Continuing to celebrate #MAR10Day 2023 with a very out-of-shape run through #SuperMarioBros on #NES Classic.
Buckle up for #amateurhour 🤡😉
#nintendo #mario #speedrun #lousy #morepractice #hammerbrothers #barelymadeit #genx #geek #videogames #gamer
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Did one of the Scots just give away 10 metres on that penalty?
#AmateurHour
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Omg.
Look at this picture.
Do you see it?
Look closer.Sarah Huckabee Sanders staff chose a bathroom selfie as her official portrait. Check out the toilet paper to her side.
Holy shit. 😂😂😂
#AmateurHour (Or not?)
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Can't wait to see the SNL skits mocking the House GOP Oversight Committee Clown Show.
After the deadends with Benghazi and Clinton's emails investigations, we can expect even worse results from the 3 Stooges Greene, Gosar and Boebert, not to mention the majority of the rest who are 2020 deniers. #amateurhour
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In case anyone else is having problems paying their Kaiser bill, apparently they have a "known issue" that neither Firefox nor Chrome works.
This has been going on for months. #amateurhour
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“The calibre of British politicians and the glaringly obvious unsuitability of many to hold public office is astounding.” Alexandra Hall Hall spells out the reasons why we have ‘Amateur Hour’ in British politics.
https://bylinetimes.com/2022/11/11/amateur-hour-in-british-politics/
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Anyone up for some #Palaeography #AmateurHour head-scratching ?
OK, 2 very similar memoranda from John of Lancaster? ... [perhaps "John de Lancaster of Grisedale and Stanstead" d. 1334] for money that he received from the Peruzzi (here "Peruch") Italian merchant bankers. What do you make of his description of himself? Is that "unus... camer[us] ?... de socio diu/?\.." ??
Sorry to have cut off a bit.
part of TNA E101/127/33 - Docs related to £ transactions w Bardi and Peruchi. 12 and 13 Edw III -
