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That strongman stick at the carnival, the one that challenges you to ring the bell for a prize.

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The "This High" bar at the carnival ride.

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Use your pinkie or your wiener as long as you never use metric.

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Smidgen
Scotche
Tad
Iota
Speck

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Dash
Pinch
Sprinkling
Glug

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Avoirdupois

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Cider House Ruler

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1/12th of a foot is a big toe.

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Rule of Thumb

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When you give a man an inch, he'll think he's a ruler.

My absolute favorite unit is the millihelen: the beauty required to launch one ship.

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@Jason844 @NWBison
And until you observe it, it's an imaginary value.

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Degree of nomenclature is measured in units of inverse-America-horses.

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@paco

Coy...don't answer the phone Uddn'uddn

Also; Uddn'uddn is the measure of how drunk a Shriner is. Example: That Coy is two uddn'uddns to the wind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0pB-ZV78kY

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1 deciputin = the manipulation of one foreign politician for a period of ten years

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1 microdonny = 1 lumen of facially reflected orange light per cm of palm width for an average human

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@shelldozer

I always quite liked
attoparsecs per microfortnight
since it's roughly equivalent to
inches per second.
:-)

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1 Jazz = 13 changes of time signature per five minute improvisation.

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velocity: Furlongs-per-Fortnight.

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The milli-Farage = The amount of ugliness required to repel 1 boat.
cf. the 'milli-Helen'.

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@Slashline
...or 18 Americans. 🫣

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The steamboat (measurement of time in high school football)

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The TACO: Distance between an empty threat and actual lack of action.

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Late entry from Oswego NY

The Jeremy

@ai6yr

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Lattecre

The number of Starbucks cafes per square mile.

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The Farage = the amount of outrage generated by a single misidentified migrant boat landing.

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1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's
the law!
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Flux

The density of fucks you give in Florida

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