#alphamale — Public Fediverse posts
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CW: Sexually suggestive
#AlphaMale #spiral 1: Born to Rule www.collectorsrealm3.net/2023/06/12/a...
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Alpha Male - Held der Konkurrenz
https://transit-magazin.de/alpha-male/
Weshalb eigentlich ist die Idee des Alpha-Mannes für immer mehr Mitmenschen so attraktiv? Weswegen wollen sie ihre zwischenmenschlichen bis intimen Beziehungen genau danach ausrichten? Was ist der Alpha-Mann also?
#Maennertag #Maennlichkeit #Feminismus #AlphaMale #Gender #Geschlecht
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Alpha Male - Held der Konkurrenz
https://transit-magazin.de/alpha-male/
Weshalb eigentlich ist die Idee des Alpha-Mannes für immer mehr Mitmenschen so attraktiv? Weswegen wollen sie ihre zwischenmenschlichen bis intimen Beziehungen genau danach ausrichten? Was ist der Alpha-Mann also?
#Maennertag #Maennlichkeit #Feminismus #AlphaMale #Gender #Geschlecht
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Alpha Male - Held der Konkurrenz
https://transit-magazin.de/alpha-male/
Weshalb eigentlich ist die Idee des Alpha-Mannes für immer mehr Mitmenschen so attraktiv? Weswegen wollen sie ihre zwischenmenschlichen bis intimen Beziehungen genau danach ausrichten? Was ist der Alpha-Mann also?
#Maennertag #Maennlichkeit #Feminismus #AlphaMale #Gender #Geschlecht
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Alpha Male - Held der Konkurrenz
https://transit-magazin.de/alpha-male/
Weshalb eigentlich ist die Idee des Alpha-Mannes für immer mehr Mitmenschen so attraktiv? Weswegen wollen sie ihre zwischenmenschlichen bis intimen Beziehungen genau danach ausrichten? Was ist der Alpha-Mann also?
#Maennertag #Maennlichkeit #Feminismus #AlphaMale #Gender #Geschlecht
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Alpha Male - Held der Konkurrenz
https://transit-magazin.de/alpha-male/
Weshalb eigentlich ist die Idee des Alpha-Mannes für immer mehr Mitmenschen so attraktiv? Weswegen wollen sie ihre zwischenmenschlichen bis intimen Beziehungen genau danach ausrichten? Was ist der Alpha-Mann also?
#Maennertag #Maennlichkeit #Feminismus #AlphaMale #Gender #Geschlecht
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Agony Aunt: “Man in crisis after LETTING RIP at work!” 💩
Following social etiquette at work is vital, even if you’re a raging psychopath. However, even the most dazzling of alpha males will, from time to time, lose control of their bodily functions. This is the sad result of feminism.
Today’s human male is labouring under a crisis of ego, one brought about by the feminist agenda of not stopping him from letting one rip in the office on Monday after lunch. The shame. The shame….
When a Man Loses Control of His Bodily Functions at Work
Dear agony aunt,
I am an alpha male. At least… I was an alpha male until Monday yesterday after lunch, when the burrito caught me out and I disgraced myself in front of the whole office. It was loud, long, and foul-smelling. I’m so ashamed I can’t even bring myself to type the dreaded word of what happened to me.
Moments after the incident, and after blaming it on feminists, I tried to continue with my work. Alas, The Woke Mob wouldn’t let me. Women AND my supposed brothers in kind (men) lined up with cruel, cruel jokes and jibes about what had happened.
They did not hold back…
Their cruel agenda was to emasculate me.
I’m ashamed to admit they BROKE me. By 2pm I was so distressed I called The Samaritans hotline. Some feminist hippy chick took my call and LAUGHED… LAUGHED in my face when I told her what happened. Enraged, I hung up on the second class citizen and suffered my biggest masculine crisis since that time Jenny from accounts (in my last job) turned me down for a date citing her existing boyfriend as the reason for the rejection. “Babe!” I grunted in manliness, “Whether you’re married, boyfriended, or whatever, you don’t miss the chance to date an alpha.” Then I smacked her butt playfully and that’s when there was the whole sexual harassment disciplinary hearing and all that woke stuff. Got myself sacked under the Equality Act 2010 and now here I am, farting in the new business when I’m only 3 months into the job. How is a man supposed to thrive in a world not built around my needs!?!
You bet your arse I didn’t cry! Although I did a little when I got home later, just not when in the office. I jutted out my jawline and powered through the rest of the day, achieving excellent productivity, and sending many emails without typos, all while the cruel, cruel jibes of raspberry blowing noises and “Lighten up, Jonathan!” rained down on my sorry, sordid existence.
That… is professionalism.
And since you’re called Professional Maroon, you clearly know a thing or two about alpha males, being marooned in a far-left communist society, and how to break free from this horrifying reality.
Yours,
Jonathan (with an a, not an “o” or an “e”)
Hi there, Jonethon! That sounds very embarrassing. Humiliating, even. Shit! The best course of action is to drink a litre of laxative-laden water/cocktail/energy drink prior to work. This way, you can effectively purge your system each and everyday.
You’ll never suffer from unfortunate bodily functions in work again! Except for that initial purge… but then after that, you’ll be golden (brown)! Double thumbs up, matey. 👍
#AlphaMale #Business #Capitalism #career #EMployment #farting #Humor #Lifestyle #Politeness #Satire #satirical #Silly #Work -
Cartoonjournaal 12 april 2026.
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#cartoonjournaal #humor #socialmedia #nieuws #chimpansee #chimpanzee #oorlog #war #Iran #beschaving #civilization #AlphaMale #MAGA #alfaman #NobelprijsVoorDeVrede #NobelPeacePrize
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Cartoonjournaal 12 april 2026.
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#cartoonjournaal #humor #socialmedia #nieuws #chimpansee #chimpanzee #oorlog #war #Iran #beschaving #civilization #AlphaMale #MAGA #alfaman #NobelprijsVoorDeVrede #NobelPeacePrize
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Cartoonjournaal 12 april 2026.
Lees het bijbehorende artikel op mijn LinkedIn profiel:
#cartoonjournaal #humor #socialmedia #nieuws #chimpansee #chimpanzee #oorlog #war #Iran #beschaving #civilization #AlphaMale #MAGA #alfaman #NobelprijsVoorDeVrede #NobelPeacePrize
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Cartoonjournaal 12 april 2026.
Lees het bijbehorende artikel op mijn LinkedIn profiel:
#cartoonjournaal #humor #socialmedia #nieuws #chimpansee #chimpanzee #oorlog #war #Iran #beschaving #civilization #AlphaMale #MAGA #alfaman #NobelprijsVoorDeVrede #NobelPeacePrize
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Cartoonjournaal 12 april 2026.
Lees het bijbehorende artikel op mijn LinkedIn profiel:
#cartoonjournaal #humor #socialmedia #nieuws #chimpansee #chimpanzee #oorlog #war #Iran #beschaving #civilization #AlphaMale #MAGA #alfaman #NobelprijsVoorDeVrede #NobelPeacePrize
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LOL!
1. the term " #Ubermensch" was coopted by the #Nazis, don't use it
2. Still today, the stereotypical #Nietzsche fan is a pathetic #rightWing " #alphaMale" turd shallowly servicing their male insecurities to *conform*
3. But the original idea: a self-mastering individual creating their own values
4. #AlysaLiu quit #figureSkating because it was toxic. Then she returned on her own terms, for her own joy, fuck the world
You don't have to like Nietzsche, it's a sly roast of #MAGA losers
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"I watched a small son get pummelled. 'That was fun,' he said flatly when it was over. Heading back to the gym, one notably silent son told me that his father had made him come." —Charles Bethea for The New Yorker https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/04/06/the-camps-promising-to-turn-you-or-your-son-into-an-alpha-male?src=longreads #alphamale #masculinity #fatherhood #longreads
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The Pathetic Life of an Internet "#AlphaMale" - Invidious
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The Pathetic Life of an Internet "#AlphaMale" - Invidious
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The Pathetic Life of an Internet "#AlphaMale" - Invidious
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The Pathetic Life of an Internet "#AlphaMale" - Invidious
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The Pathetic Life of an Internet "#AlphaMale" - Invidious
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Alpha sardine vs beta chicken
https://piefed.zip/c/microblogmemes/p/1217923/alpha-sardine-vs-beta-chicken
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"immortalized" The notion of life is strange on the #farright #alphamale side to be dead (suicide or killed in prison) but "immortalized" by internet memes, is seen as "success"... I really do not have the same definition for "immortal"
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2epgtqpu7kaynktydajhfjed/post/3me2rnfxqes2v -
Until You Say I Do: Book 3 in the Until You Series "The first time I saw her, I knew she would be mine." Sale: $4.99 to FREE by D.M. Davis Rating: 4.5/5 (273 Reviews) #Romance #NewAdult #College #Billionaire #AlphaMale #Love #Suspense #BookSky
Until You Say I Do: Book 3 in ... -
Against All Odds (Delta Shield Security) Kindle Edition "She was never supposed to be his mission" Sale: $17 to $5 by Brittney Sahin Rating: 4.5/5 (2,251 Reviews) #Romance #Suspense #Military #AlphaMale #Thriller #RomanticSuspense #BookSky
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@KimPerales I don’t think it will happen until after the #2026elections. But look forward to the time when #MarcoRubio and #DonaldTrump fight who’s ’the top dog’ of ‘#American #Cuba.’
Specifically, who will be the #AlphaMale in the yard for prisoners at Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guantanamo_Bay_detention_camp
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@geheimorga Für mich nicht. Ich bin immer noch #lockedin #alphamale #grindset #suckcess #ERFOLG
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@geheimorga Für mich nicht. Ich bin immer noch #lockedin #alphamale #grindset #suckcess #ERFOLG
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@geheimorga Für mich nicht. Ich bin immer noch #lockedin #alphamale #grindset #suckcess #ERFOLG
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@geheimorga Für mich nicht. Ich bin immer noch #lockedin #alphamale #grindset #suckcess #ERFOLG
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@geheimorga Für mich nicht. Ich bin immer noch #lockedin #alphamale #grindset #suckcess #ERFOLG
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CW: NSFW 18+ AI-generated art
Just had to deal with after-work horniness after a long sweaty shift with hot colleagues whose penises I couldn't help imagine deep inside me 🔥 Or maybe it wasn't just my imagination... #penisscent #mansmells #alphamale #maleurges #hugecumshot #hyperspermia #malepiss #aimaleart
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CW: NSFW 18+ AI-generated art
Just had to deal with after-work horniness after a long sweaty shift with hot colleagues whose penises I couldn't help imagine deep inside me 🔥 Or maybe it wasn't just my imagination... #penisscent #mansmells #alphamale #maleurges #hugecumshot #hyperspermia #malepiss #aimaleart
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CW: NSFW 18+ AI-generated art
Just had to deal with after-work horniness after a long sweaty shift with hot colleagues whose penises I couldn't help imagine deep inside me 🔥 Or maybe it wasn't just my imagination... #penisscent #mansmells #alphamale #maleurges #hugecumshot #hyperspermia #malepiss #aimaleart
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The Tsar's Obsession: A Bratva Dark Mafia Romance "In my darkness there she was—divine light." Sale: $14.99 to $0.99 by R. Alexander Rating: 4.2/5 (263 Reviews) #Mafia #Romance #DarkRomance #BookSky #Bratva #Sinners #AlphaMale #ObsessedLove
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The Tsar's Obsession: A Bratva Dark Mafia Romance "In my darkness there she was—divine light." Sale: $14.99 to $0.99 by R. Alexander Rating: 4.2/5 (263 Reviews) #Mafia #Romance #DarkRomance #BookSky #Bratva #Sinners #AlphaMale #ObsessedLove
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The Tsar's Obsession: A Bratva Dark Mafia Romance "In my darkness there she was—divine light." Sale: $14.99 to $0.99 by R. Alexander Rating: 4.2/5 (263 Reviews) #Mafia #Romance #DarkRomance #BookSky #Bratva #Sinners #AlphaMale #ObsessedLove
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Vermutlich bin ich late to the Party, aber der ultimative #alphamale trend ist ein tattoo aus zwei wölfsköpfen. Einer davon als Schädel. Nur: Der Schädel ist ein Waschbär (Racoon). Es gibt viele Varianten des tattoos, der Waschbär ist immer derselbe. Dem fehlt nämlich ein Zahn und das lässt sich auf ein einziges Bild in pinterest zurückverfolgen, das versehentlich mit Wolfsschädel beschriftet wurde.Merke: Du hast 2 Wölfe in dir, einer ist ein Waschbär.
Merke: Suche deine Bilder immer bei wikipedia, die sind kuratiert.
@atarifrosch @why_not @LeilahLilienruh @susannelilith @SheDrivesMobility @levampyre
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“Men who are high-value men, like Stephen Miller, take risks. They’re brave, they’re unafraid, they’re confident and they’re on a mission. And they have younger wives with beautiful children.”
~ Fox "News" "journalist" Jesse Watters
#StephenMiller #AlphaMale #TrophyWives #MaleEntitlement #MalePrivilege #fascism #ToxicMasculinity
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“Men who are high-value men, like Stephen Miller, take risks. They’re brave, they’re unafraid, they’re confident and they’re on a mission. And they have younger wives with beautiful children.”
~ Fox "News" "journalist" Jesse Watters
#StephenMiller #AlphaMale #TrophyWives #MaleEntitlement #MalePrivilege #fascism #ToxicMasculinity
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“Men who are high-value men, like Stephen Miller, take risks. They’re brave, they’re unafraid, they’re confident and they’re on a mission. And they have younger wives with beautiful children.”
~ Fox "News" "journalist" Jesse Watters
#StephenMiller #AlphaMale #TrophyWives #MaleEntitlement #MalePrivilege #fascism #ToxicMasculinity
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“Men who are high-value men, like Stephen Miller, take risks. They’re brave, they’re unafraid, they’re confident and they’re on a mission. And they have younger wives with beautiful children.”
~ Fox "News" "journalist" Jesse Watters
#StephenMiller #AlphaMale #TrophyWives #MaleEntitlement #MalePrivilege #fascism #ToxicMasculinity
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“Men who are high-value men, like Stephen Miller, take risks. They’re brave, they’re unafraid, they’re confident and they’re on a mission. And they have younger wives with beautiful children.”
~ Fox "News" "journalist" Jesse Watters
#StephenMiller #AlphaMale #TrophyWives #MaleEntitlement #MalePrivilege #fascism #ToxicMasculinity
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Interesting TED Talk about #alphamale s
by Frans de Waal, primatologist.
He points out that most alpha males in the societies of chimpanzees and other primates aren't bullies. Instead they show a lot of empathy, they keep the peace of their community and have other leadership qualities.
In the text image, there is his conclusion of this TED Talk:https://www.ted.com/talks/frans_de_waal_the_surprising_science_of_alpha_males
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CW: NSFW 18+ AI-generated art
Impressed? Open up and let me shove it down your throat 🍆 #hungalpha #alphamale #hugeballs #monstercock #hypercock #alphacock #exhib #aimaleart
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CW: NSFW 18+ AI-generated art
Impressed? Open up and let me shove it down your throat 🍆 #hungalpha #alphamale #hugeballs #monstercock #hypercock #alphacock #exhib #aimaleart
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CW: NSFW 18+ AI-generated art
Guarding the castle against anyone who won't submit to the power of penis 🍆 Only those who can get high on my man scent and drunk on my sperm will be allowed to enter 🏰 #castleguard #monstercock #mansmells #alphamale #hungnerd #horsecock #xxldick #oversizedpenis #stinkydick
