#alphamale — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #alphamale, aggregated by home.social.
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Agony Aunt: “Man in crisis after LETTING RIP at work!” 💩
Following social etiquette at work is vital, even if you’re a raging psychopath. However, even the most dazzling of alpha males will, from time to time, lose control of their bodily functions. This is the sad result of feminism.
Today’s human male is labouring under a crisis of ego, one brought about by the feminist agenda of not stopping him from letting one rip in the office on Monday after lunch. The shame. The shame….
When a Man Loses Control of His Bodily Functions at Work
Dear agony aunt,
I am an alpha male. At least… I was an alpha male until Monday yesterday after lunch, when the burrito caught me out and I disgraced myself in front of the whole office. It was loud, long, and foul-smelling. I’m so ashamed I can’t even bring myself to type the dreaded word of what happened to me.
Moments after the incident, and after blaming it on feminists, I tried to continue with my work. Alas, The Woke Mob wouldn’t let me. Women AND my supposed brothers in kind (men) lined up with cruel, cruel jokes and jibes about what had happened.
They did not hold back…
Their cruel agenda was to emasculate me.
I’m ashamed to admit they BROKE me. By 2pm I was so distressed I called The Samaritans hotline. Some feminist hippy chick took my call and LAUGHED… LAUGHED in my face when I told her what happened. Enraged, I hung up on the second class citizen and suffered my biggest masculine crisis since that time Jenny from accounts (in my last job) turned me down for a date citing her existing boyfriend as the reason for the rejection. “Babe!” I grunted in manliness, “Whether you’re married, boyfriended, or whatever, you don’t miss the chance to date an alpha.” Then I smacked her butt playfully and that’s when there was the whole sexual harassment disciplinary hearing and all that woke stuff. Got myself sacked under the Equality Act 2010 and now here I am, farting in the new business when I’m only 3 months into the job. How is a man supposed to thrive in a world not built around my needs!?!
You bet your arse I didn’t cry! Although I did a little when I got home later, just not when in the office. I jutted out my jawline and powered through the rest of the day, achieving excellent productivity, and sending many emails without typos, all while the cruel, cruel jibes of raspberry blowing noises and “Lighten up, Jonathan!” rained down on my sorry, sordid existence.
That… is professionalism.
And since you’re called Professional Maroon, you clearly know a thing or two about alpha males, being marooned in a far-left communist society, and how to break free from this horrifying reality.
Yours,
Jonathan (with an a, not an “o” or an “e”)
Hi there, Jonethon! That sounds very embarrassing. Humiliating, even. Shit! The best course of action is to drink a litre of laxative-laden water/cocktail/energy drink prior to work. This way, you can effectively purge your system each and everyday.
You’ll never suffer from unfortunate bodily functions in work again! Except for that initial purge… but then after that, you’ll be golden (brown)! Double thumbs up, matey. 👍
#AlphaMale #Business #Capitalism #career #EMployment #farting #Humor #Lifestyle #Politeness #Satire #satirical #Silly #Work -
LOL!
1. the term " #Ubermensch" was coopted by the #Nazis, don't use it
2. Still today, the stereotypical #Nietzsche fan is a pathetic #rightWing " #alphaMale" turd shallowly servicing their male insecurities to *conform*
3. But the original idea: a self-mastering individual creating their own values
4. #AlysaLiu quit #figureSkating because it was toxic. Then she returned on her own terms, for her own joy, fuck the world
You don't have to like Nietzsche, it's a sly roast of #MAGA losers
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The Pathetic Life of an Internet "#AlphaMale" - Invidious
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@geheimorga Für mich nicht. Ich bin immer noch #lockedin #alphamale #grindset #suckcess #ERFOLG
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CW: NSFW 18+ AI-generated art
Just had to deal with after-work horniness after a long sweaty shift with hot colleagues whose penises I couldn't help imagine deep inside me 🔥 Or maybe it wasn't just my imagination... #penisscent #mansmells #alphamale #maleurges #hugecumshot #hyperspermia #malepiss #aimaleart
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CW: NSFW 18+ AI-generated art
Just had to deal with after-work horniness after a long sweaty shift with hot colleagues whose penises I couldn't help imagine deep inside me 🔥 Or maybe it wasn't just my imagination... #penisscent #mansmells #alphamale #maleurges #hugecumshot #hyperspermia #malepiss #aimaleart
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CW: NSFW 18+ AI-generated art
Just had to deal with after-work horniness after a long sweaty shift with hot colleagues whose penises I couldn't help imagine deep inside me 🔥 Or maybe it wasn't just my imagination... #penisscent #mansmells #alphamale #maleurges #hugecumshot #hyperspermia #malepiss #aimaleart
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“Men who are high-value men, like Stephen Miller, take risks. They’re brave, they’re unafraid, they’re confident and they’re on a mission. And they have younger wives with beautiful children.”
~ Fox "News" "journalist" Jesse Watters
#StephenMiller #AlphaMale #TrophyWives #MaleEntitlement #MalePrivilege #fascism #ToxicMasculinity
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Review: The Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa
The Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa (最強伝説黒沢), 2003-2006, Fukumoto, Nobuyuki, Big Comic Original
STORY: 4
Meet Kurosawa, an average construction worker who feels he has not accomplished anything in his life. He is grumpy, awkward, envious and immature. We are following his routine of painful moments, as he fails at being respected, attracting women, or making friends. And the rest of his time is spent on frustration, as he keeps comparing himself to others, or to his idea […]
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Review: The Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa
The Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa (最強伝説黒沢), 2003-2006, Fukumoto, Nobuyuki, Big Comic Original
STORY: 4
Meet Kurosawa, an average construction worker who feels he has not accomplished anything in his life. He is grumpy, awkward, envious and immature. We are following his routine of painful moments, as he fails at being respected, attracting women, or making friends. And the rest of his time is spent on frustration, as he keeps comparing himself to others, or to his idea […]
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Review: The Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa
The Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa (最強伝説黒沢), 2003-2006, Fukumoto, Nobuyuki, Big Comic Original
STORY: 4
Meet Kurosawa, an average construction worker who feels he has not accomplished anything in his life. He is grumpy, awkward, envious and immature. We are following his routine of painful moments, as he fails at being respected, attracting women, or making friends. And the rest of his time is spent on frustration, as he keeps comparing himself to others, or to his idea […]
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Review: The Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa
The Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa (最強伝説黒沢), 2003-2006, Fukumoto, Nobuyuki, Big Comic Original
STORY: 4
Meet Kurosawa, an average construction worker who feels he has not accomplished anything in his life. He is grumpy, awkward, envious and immature. We are following his routine of painful moments, as he fails at being respected, attracting women, or making friends. And the rest of his time is spent on frustration, as he keeps comparing himself to others, or to his idea […]
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Review: The Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa
The Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa (最強伝説黒沢), 2003-2006, Fukumoto, Nobuyuki, Big Comic Original
STORY: 4
Meet Kurosawa, an average construction worker who feels he has not accomplished anything in his life. He is grumpy, awkward, envious and immature. We are following his routine of painful moments, as he fails at being respected, attracting women, or making friends. And the rest of his time is spent on frustration, as he keeps comparing himself to others, or to his idea […]
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CW: NSFW 18+ AI-generated art
Can you make that huge boner disappear? #hypercock #monstercock #ragingboner #hyperpenis #hungmale #alphamale #aimaleart
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CW: NSFW 18+ AI-generated art
Can you make that huge boner disappear? #hypercock #monstercock #ragingboner #hyperpenis #hungmale #alphamale #aimaleart
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CW: NSFW, GenAI
“Trade Negotiations”
This caption is a tad bit outdated, now that Freelandia has become a major oil exporting nation.
#bigboobs #bigbreasts #boobs #breasts #caption #chastity #cleavage #chastitycage #abduction #abductionfantasy #slavegirl #sexslave #dickgirl #feminization #forcedfeminization #forcedfem #gendertransformation #genderchange #feminizationtransformation #alphamale #alphaman #patriot #seethroughclothes #seethrough #transparentclothes
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CW: NSFW, GenAI
“Trade Negotiations”
This caption is a tad bit outdated, now that Freelandia has become a major oil exporting nation.
#bigboobs #bigbreasts #boobs #breasts #caption #chastity #cleavage #chastitycage #abduction #abductionfantasy #slavegirl #sexslave #dickgirl #feminization #forcedfeminization #forcedfem #gendertransformation #genderchange #feminizationtransformation #alphamale #alphaman #patriot #seethroughclothes #seethrough #transparentclothes
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CW: NSFW, GenAI
“Trade Negotiations”
This caption is a tad bit outdated, now that Freelandia has become a major oil exporting nation.
#bigboobs #bigbreasts #boobs #breasts #caption #chastity #cleavage #chastitycage #abduction #abductionfantasy #slavegirl #sexslave #dickgirl #feminization #forcedfeminization #forcedfem #gendertransformation #genderchange #feminizationtransformation #alphamale #alphaman #patriot #seethroughclothes #seethrough #transparentclothes
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"EYELASHES ARE FEMININE. SHAVE THEM OR YOU ARE NOT A HASHTAG #ALPHAMALE."
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#DJT #campaign almost exclusively targets toxic tone towards appeal for #AlphaMale voters, decidedly and unrepentantly so, referring to #press as #retarded. #TrumpCampaign leads in appeal towards #MaleVoters by average of 10% in recent #polls, #KamalaHarris in turn has 10% lead with #womenvoters, but 5% less of that important #demographic than Biden polled in 2020.
[ #Election2024 #HorseRace #PoliticalAnalysis #SubscriberBenefits #SharedLink #PaywallLift Via #WashingtonPost ]
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Why #OrganizedReligion is Morally Depraved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKGycBfUrM
In this video we uncover the uncomfortable truths about how religion can lead to moral depravity.
#atheist #atheism #bible #christianity #morality #ethics #alphamale #christian #cults -
Tenth dedication for the artbook: Sir James Chamberlain, done for Etty Matty Reboud. Because yes, I can do sexy guys too ! 💪💪💪Thanks for her trust!
#art #fanart #artwork #artoftheday #nautilebleu #owncharacter #sexyguy #alphamale #artistsupportingartists #characterart #shirtlessguy #clientheureux #happycustomer #customerservice #dedicace #dedication #fediart #mastodonart #mastoart #creativetoots
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Welcome to #Fantasy University. :blobcatcoffee: *sips*
200+ #FreeBooks 👀 Like a spring #BookFair - A long table of Fantasy #Freebies! 🥰
https://books.bookfunnel.com/freefantasyapril/pk5qmk4b25"Space Shits" is my favorite! :smugcat: *YOINK*
#Books #Giveaway #IndieAuthor #BookToot #SFF #EpicFantasy #DarkFantasy #UrbanFantasy #FairyTaleRetelling #SciFi #Dragons #Fae
@romancelandia @sffbookclub @smutstodon #FantasyRomance #ShifterRomance #ParanormalRomance #AlienMates #AlphaMale #FatedMates @bookstodon @smutstdon #Romance -
Let's talk about dates, red flags, and a question....
(covers toxic masculinity)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtgEZnaGujs
#BeauOfTheFifthColumn #ToxicMasculinity #AndrewTate #RealMen #AlphaMale
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If Nick Adams and Andrew Tate go out on tour together, it will be the biggest comedy tour in history that is guaranteed to sell out stadiums 🤣
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#cobratate #andrewtate #memes #alpha #alphamale #alphamales #comedy #comedians #ymh #facts #davechapelle #comedian -
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When you love watching her cheat because you know you get to lick her clean after another man finishes soiling her.
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So, cuck, how does it feel being married to the neighborhood whore? Asking for my friend who’s too busy jizzing up her ass to ask it himself…
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Your woman cums so much harder when you watch her personal trainer tear that pussy up…
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Your woman’s so drunk on his cock, she doesn’t even realize he took his condom off before blasting his hot load inside her…
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You yelled at her for dressing “like a whore” for her Girl’s Nights Out to see male strippers with her friends, so you really left your wife no choice but to let this dude fuck her like one after she had one too many tequila shots...
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Her boss’s cock feels tailor-made for splitting your lady like a log. At least that’s what she’ll tell you in bed later when you try to reclaim her by licking out her ravaged pussy...
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She loves you, cuck; she just happens to love the feel of your dad’s cock screwing her deep up the ass a lot more.
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You wife can deny it all she wants, but deep down she and your father both know his big cock does things for her that your three inches never will...
