#alphamailtips — Public Fediverse posts
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Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #fridaythe13th
9: #WindowFriday
8: #FensterFreitag
7: #tehran
6: #alphamailtips
5: #funkymusic
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Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #fridaythe13th
9: #WindowFriday
8: #FensterFreitag
7: #tehran
6: #alphamailtips
5: #funkymusic
4: #JukeboxFridayNight
3: #israel
2: #iran
1: #totp -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #fridaythe13th
9: #WindowFriday
8: #FensterFreitag
7: #tehran
6: #alphamailtips
5: #funkymusic
4: #JukeboxFridayNight
3: #israel
2: #iran
1: #totp -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #fridaythe13th
9: #WindowFriday
8: #FensterFreitag
7: #tehran
6: #alphamailtips
5: #funkymusic
4: #JukeboxFridayNight
3: #israel
2: #iran
1: #totp -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #fridaythe13th
9: #WindowFriday
8: #FensterFreitag
7: #tehran
6: #alphamailtips
5: #funkymusic
4: #JukeboxFridayNight
3: #israel
2: #iran
1: #totp -
While it may look snazzy, Scale Mail doesn't cover as much of the body and offers less flexibility as compared to Chainmail
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Nobody likes scrawny envelopes. Make sure your envelopes are well-padded, with rock-hard abs and a firm butt. Erm, not that we go around checking out mail butts or anything. 👀
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When composing your email, remember that a sandwich made with superb bread still tastes awful if the filling is shit. See also "praise sandwich".
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So take a letter Maria,
address it to my wife
Send a copy to my lawyer,
gotta start a new lifeR. B. Greaves
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Snail mail is ironman level alpha mail.
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I've had a few DM inquires. MAIL in #AlphaMailTips #HashTagGames is not a typo of male. @paul
See game post above
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Say "C'mon just the”
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We don't use *sub*stack 'round these parts
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Alphamail never arrives on time because it lacks beta-testing.
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Hey little buddy, you can have your community newsletter or whatever, but this is what I call real heavy chain mail.
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To err mail is human. To deliver with certainty is alpha.
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These days, I'm tariffied every time a package arrives.
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Do you ever drop those postage paid junk mail back in the mailbox so they keep coming back to you?
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My wife mailed me an Al Pacino movie. It was Sent of a Woman.
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Find a safe place to dispose of fragile packages.
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If a mail sorter sorta sorts male sorters, are male sorter sorta sorted by mail sorters?
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All phở mail is noodles to me.
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Alpha mail is never pre-sorted.
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Have I Told You Philately That I Love You?
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Jesus Christ was the first postman. He delivered us from sin.
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I admit it. I lick stamps. I'm into philatio
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In this house we only fly American flag stamps.
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Love stamps are for sissies.
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I call them Freedom Tips
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Neither sun nor rain nor snow — wait, no one warned me there'd be snow!
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They're pre-fab houses. They need lots of pre-fab houses around the airbase. Make sure you park at exactly 1:06pm.
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Alpha mailer "bucket" list: perfectly place stamps on the corner of the envelope using a ruler.