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19. december. Nisserne giver også en hånd med på folden. Så får Ferdinand også lidt motion! #nisser #julekalender2025 #julen2025 #illustration #art #adventcalendar2025
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18. december. Jaja, nisserne hjælper skam bonden hele året rundt. #julekalender2025 #julen2025 #nisser #illustration #art #adventcalendar2025
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Day 14, I'm still sore about my joke from 2 days ago being ignored... Hans hn'tas said a word today.
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After yesterdays incredibly disappointing response to the worlds greatest advent joke.
I wasn't sure you deserved one today... But I'm a softy at heart. So here ya go.
As he reached just past the half way mark of his plummet... Hans was heard to mutter 'why do I even bother'
I also wonder why it's taken me almost 2 weeks to realise I've been marking this as 2024. 🤦
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OK, I warned you.... It's here... the worlds best and worst advent joke ever created... Don't blame me... it was inevitable. It's the highlight of the advent season.... and it's all downhill from here... and not just for Hans.
Sing along with me...
Gruber wants to open the locks
Mclane's on the hunt, he's down on his luck
It's tough, so toughJohnny crawls the airducts all night
Looking for his man
He shoots all the crims for love, mmm for love.He says 'Holly gotta hold on to what we've got, it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not. We've got each other and that's a lot for love... I'll give Hans the shot.
Oh.... We're half way there
Oh-Oh GRUBER IN THE AIR
Release his hand, he'll crater, I swear
Oh-Oh GRUBER IN THE AIRI'm here all advent... don't forget to tip the veal and try your waitress.
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Day 11 of Hans Grubers fall from grace.
Don't forget to check back tomorrow for the gag to end all gags... it's the culmination of my genius... the worlds greatest and worst pun combined together... the gag that turns entire audiences into Chewbacca as they all groan in unison.
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Day 10 of watching Hans Gruber slowly morph into his final form... a Pavement Pizza.
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Only 14 more presents to open!
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Only 14 more presents to open!
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Day 9 and Hans falls a little more.... John thinks he hears 'I am the Metatron.... fuck... where's my wings' from below.
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It's day 8, Hans was heard to shout 'By Grabthars Hammer, By The Sons Of Warvan, I Shall Be Avenged'
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Hans would like to profusely apologise for his tardiness, he forgot to fall another floor yesterday. So today he's doing two just for you all.
Day 6 and 7
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原因は絵文字！？Safariだけ画面表示が遅くなる現象を調べてわかったフォント仕様の落とし穴
https://qiita.com/thesugar/items/bb89bbefc6f07932640c?utm_campaign=popular_items&utm_medium=feed&utm_source=popular_items#qiita #フロントエンド #パフォーマンスチューニング #Googlefonts #フロントエンド開発 #AdventCalendar2025
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原因は絵文字！？Safariだけ画面表示が遅くなる現象を調べてわかったフォント仕様の落とし穴
https://qiita.com/thesugar/items/bb89bbefc6f07932640c?utm_campaign=popular_items&utm_medium=feed&utm_source=popular_items#qiita #フロントエンド #パフォーマンスチューニング #Googlefonts #フロントエンド開発 #AdventCalendar2025
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On the 5th day of Christmas my true Hans send to me... 5... Crappy.... Jokes.
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Day 4 and Hans falls another floor... 'McClane' he screams... 'I'll cut your heart out with a spoon'
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Day three and you can hear Hans cry 'I can see my house from here'
Only 21 more days to go.
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Day 2 and Hans falls a little more.
Should I try to come up with something witty for each day as I have in the past... or should I just recycle the same lame gags from previous years?
Only 22 more days until pavement pizza time.
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It's that time of year again... Hans Gruber must die.
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