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  1. in the car with 13yo -- radio's on

    🎶🎶🎶
    me: ooh, look up those lyrics! i know this, i just can't remember the band's name

    13yo *consults the Oracle*

    13yo *frowning at phone screen*: it's called "iris"

    me: oh duh, of course! by the--

    13yo *interrupts, still frowning*: by the Google Dogs

    me: NO

    😆🤣🤣🤣

    #7thGraderLife
    #GooGooDolls
    #music
    #90sMusic

  2. in the car with 13yo -- radio's on

    🎶🎶🎶
    me: ooh, look up those lyrics! i know this, i just can't remember the band's name

    13yo *consults the Oracle*

    13yo *frowning at phone screen*: it's called "iris"

    me: oh duh, of course! by the--

    13yo *interrupts, still frowning*: by the Google Dogs

    me: NO

    😆🤣🤣🤣

    #7thGraderLife
    #GooGooDolls
    #music
    #90sMusic

  3. Watching TV show LUCIFER

    Lucifer: I seem to remember her telling us both where to shove it
    ____

    me *aside to 13yo*: up their butts

    13yo: and around the corner

    me: 😳🫪🤣

    This kid, y'all.

    #7thGraderLife
    #Lucifer

  4. Watching TV show LUCIFER

    Lucifer: I seem to remember her telling us both where to shove it
    ____

    me *aside to 13yo*: up their butts

    13yo: and around the corner

    me: 😳🫪🤣

    This kid, y'all.

    #7thGraderLife
    #Lucifer

  5. ...

    13: OAF!

    me: I'm not an oaf! you take that back!

    13 *can't talk for laughing*

    me: how very dare

    13 *gasping between laughs*: i was trying to say opoe, but my lip caught on my braces!

    Reader, I almost had to pull the car over.

    🤣🤣🤣

    2/2

    #laughter
    #teenager
    #teen
    #7thGraderLife
    #ADHD
    #DAVE
    #DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
    #MotherDaughterConversations
    #family
    #ILoveThisKid

  6. ...

    13: OAF!

    me: I'm not an oaf! you take that back!

    13 *can't talk for laughing*

    me: how very dare

    13 *gasping between laughs*: i was trying to say opoe, but my lip caught on my braces!

    Reader, I almost had to pull the car over.

    🤣🤣🤣

    2/2

    #laughter
    #teenager
    #teen
    #7thGraderLife
    #ADHD
    #DAVE
    #DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
    #MotherDaughterConversations
    #family
    #ILoveThisKid

  7. 13yo *makes a noise*

    me: what did you just do?

    13: no

    me: what?

    13: huh?

    spouse: what is happening right now

    13 *wails*: i don't know!

    me *giggling*: you made a noise and I asked what you just did and you said no

    13: i thought you said 'did you just toot'!

    We really shouldn't be allowed out in public.

    #shenanigans
    #family
    #toots
    #7thGraderLife

  8. 13yo *makes a noise*

    me: what did you just do?

    13: no

    me: what?

    13: huh?

    spouse: what is happening right now

    13 *wails*: i don't know!

    me *giggling*: you made a noise and I asked what you just did and you said no

    13: i thought you said 'did you just toot'!

    We really shouldn't be allowed out in public.

    #shenanigans
    #family
    #toots
    #7thGraderLife

  9. 13yo will be auditioning in April for a spot in next school year's Musical Theater class.

    For her audition, she must choose & prep two contrasting songs from the Golden Age of musicals.

    She has chosen:

    "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music &
    "I Hate Men" from Kiss Me, Kate.

    Yesterday she had her first coaching session with my dad, a retired opera singer.

    This entire situation delights me beyond all reason. ☺️😍☺️🤩🤩🤩

    #musicals
    #TheSoundofMusic
    #KissMeKate
    #7thGraderLife
    #TheArts
    #family

  10. 13yo will be auditioning in April for a spot in next school year's Musical Theater class.

    For her audition, she must choose & prep two contrasting songs from the Golden Age of musicals.

    She has chosen:

    "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music &
    "I Hate Men" from Kiss Me, Kate.

    Yesterday she had her first coaching session with my dad, a retired opera singer.

    This entire situation delights me beyond all reason. ☺️😍☺️🤩🤩🤩

    #musicals
    #TheSoundofMusic
    #KissMeKate
    #7thGraderLife
    #TheArts
    #family

  11. Been spending septoplasty recovery rewatching Derry Girls for the millionth time. That show makes me so happy.

    I'm also letting 13yo watch it with me and questioning my own parenting choices. But she's loving the whole thing, and the show triggers excellent conversation about teen troubles, so I don't have *too* many qualms. 😉😆😁

    #7thGraderLife
    #parenting
    #teenagers
    #DerryGirls
    #septoplasty
    #SinusSurgery

  12. Been spending septoplasty recovery rewatching Derry Girls for the millionth time. That show makes me so happy.

    I'm also letting 13yo watch it with me and questioning my own parenting choices. But she's loving the whole thing, and the show triggers excellent conversation about teen troubles, so I don't have *too* many qualms. 😉😆😁

    #7thGraderLife
    #parenting
    #teenagers
    #DerryGirls
    #septoplasty
    #SinusSurgery

  13. no one:

    no one:

    absolutely no one:

    13yo: I'm 13 years sober! *cackles*

    This kid, y'all.

    #7thGraderLife

  14. no one:

    no one:

    absolutely no one:

    13yo: I'm 13 years sober! *cackles*

    This kid, y'all.

    #7thGraderLife

  15. 13yo *passing by* *informative tone*: I'm doing my laundry. I can't live like this anymore.

    That's right, they CAN be taught! 😆

    #7thGraderLife
    #parenting

  16. 13yo *passing by* *informative tone*: I'm doing my laundry. I can't live like this anymore.

    That's right, they CAN be taught! 😆

    #7thGraderLife
    #parenting

  17. Took a pic of almost-13yo yesterday and now looking at it, trying to figure out when I got a young woman in place of a little girl. She's not supposed to look 16 yet. Right? Right?!?

    *SIGH*

    #7thGraderLife
    #parenting

  18. Took a pic of almost-13yo yesterday and now looking at it, trying to figure out when I got a young woman in place of a little girl. She's not supposed to look 16 yet. Right? Right?!?

    *SIGH*

    #7thGraderLife
    #parenting

  19. Tonight, almost-13yo dressed up in a floofy unicorn princess dress, applied bizarre makeup in orange and green to her face, and declared herself "Queen Isadora*, Ruler of the Land of Insanity," and tbh that's goalz

    (*her name is not Isadora)

    #7thGraderLife

  20. Tonight, almost-13yo dressed up in a floofy unicorn princess dress, applied bizarre makeup in orange and green to her face, and declared herself "Queen Isadora*, Ruler of the Land of Insanity," and tbh that's goalz

    (*her name is not Isadora)

    #7thGraderLife

  21. When I finally got enough breath back to talk, I observed that she had outdone herself getting the So I Married an Axe Murderer reference in. She got out of the car and laughed her way into the house totally punch-drunk.

    I love this kid. 😊💖🤗

    #7thGraderLife
    #parenting
    #nerdery
    #FlulaBorg
    #SoIMarriedAnAxeMurderer
    #DramaKid
    #thespian

  22. When I finally got enough breath back to talk, I observed that she had outdone herself getting the So I Married an Axe Murderer reference in. She got out of the car and laughed her way into the house totally punch-drunk.

    I love this kid. 😊💖🤗

    #7thGraderLife
    #parenting
    #nerdery
    #FlulaBorg
    #SoIMarriedAnAxeMurderer
    #DramaKid
    #thespian