#60smovie — Public Fediverse posts

Today i watched You only live twice. It starts with an american spacecraft getting eating my a non-descript spacecraft which is of course a ploy from spectre to get the americans and soviet russia to nuke each other and was funded by what i assume would be japan(?) and communist china(based on how they look). Also out of all the 007 movies ive watched until now this is the most sexist but i guess traditionalism is always a bit sexist. Anyways spectre has a volcano base from where they launch they’re spacecrafts and 007 and tiger tanaka(head of japanese secret service) invade with 100s of ninjas making it a way better fight then in Thunderball and probably one of the best fight scenes in James Bond involving 2 big groups. The volcano base also features a janky monorail transportation system. Also the opsec of that place is lacklustre like everywhere else in the 007verse. Also its absurd that nobody noticed the base and that it wasn’t accidentality photographed by a spy satellite when the hatch was open. Q also shows up there with a small helicopter that somehow flies way faster then it should and James Bond pulls some Tabs_Official type shit to destroy 4 helicopters with his lil thing, they also reused footage of the same helicopter blowing up multiple times lmao. Theres also the part where they turned James Bond into a "Japanese"(He looked more like a Vulcan or Romulan lmao) so he could go undercover with ninjas in a fishing village near the volcano base where he also got "married" before going. In Tanaka's mission brief he said James Bond will marrier a woman with a pig face as part of the undercover mission and well he pranked James Bond real good with that one. Anyways those "modern" ninjas use guns with rocket propelled bullets which was by the way a real thing that failed cause they couldn’t stabilise them. Anyways James Bond and his "wife" went out with all the fishing boats to investigate a cave where one of the villagers was killed by unknown means and well that scene where they go there features the worst faking ever where the background projection was so horrible that the next faking looked real in comparison. They then later discover the volcano base and his "wife" goes back to get Tanaka and his ninja army and then the entire fight scene at the end happens, during all of that she was in the same bikini adjacent clothing. Anyways decent film and i liked the space related stuff.

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Yesterday i watched Thunderball and forgot to yapp about it here. The plot is that spectre steals nukes to blackmail the uk and usa from a nato plane which is apparently a vulcan(goofy ahh spockx(thoose who know)). Personally the underwater fight scenes weren’t that cool, its just a bunch of men fighting is slow motion where each side seemingly has an infinite amount of soldiers. Though at the very end there’s the scene inside the ship of the spectre member, where after they get defeated underwater they drop the end part of the ship and the front part turns into a hydrofoil which goes really fast and ends up crashing. James Bond, Domino and the bad guy who changed his mind and threw the detonator into the water and has a change of heart jump of the ship and and one of those planes that can pick up personnel while flying drops a life-raft containing one of the pickup devices the guy who threw the detonators just vanishes which is just wackass. Also its lowkey crazy how the 60s James Bond movies just keep getting more sexist, its just ridiculous. They also had scenes of a jabalee or whatever its called and that was just wackass shit.

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I just watched the first 007 movie(Dr. No(1962)) and well its age shows though the film itself was rather good quality compared to newer movies. As for the content itself well for a movie from 1962 it holds up pretty well and is more entertaining the The Pink Panther(1963). Of course since its a movie from 60s it has its wackass stuff like in the scene where James Bond shoots the one guy in that one house of the Chinese woman who was the secretary to some official, James Bond ends up shooting him and the guy falls on the floor real goofy or where he drives the car to said woman’s house and a other car tries to run him off the road, where in those shots he clearly riding the car but for some reason they had to do this stupid 60s shit like in fantomas where when the guy is driving a car but hes not actually driving and the actual driving screen is a projector or something and it juts looks horrible or when the car trying to run off James Bond's car crashes down the hill its just wackass. Also the jokes James Bond makes are well rather aged and while they are still funny you aint gonna seriously go hahahahaha(well you might ironically for a bit or some shit), the best it will get out of me is a chuckle. As for the villain Dr.No, well his "death" is rather well underwhelming, you see James bond over heats the rather wackass nuclear reactor and then Dr.No tries to fight him off and they land on this stupid platform that’s apparently connected to the nuclear rods and basicly that platform submerges into the pool of water which is now boiling and well James Bond of course climbs on the structure and out while Dr.No cant, now Dr.No has robotic hands and for some reason that’s why he cant climb out of the structure slowly sinking into the hot water with his robotic hand holding the structure making his "death" rather terminator 2 like but here's the thing, he could just swim to the edge, would he have rather severe burns? probably, but would he survive? yes and its not like he couldn’t climb out of the pool because the ledge is barely high and in a modern movie he'd probably show up again later but he didn’t so that’s that. Anyways the entire thing blows up but for a nuclear explosion its rather wackass or maybe its secondary explosions from whatever but the nuclear reactor shouldn’t be that deep underground. Also the evil plot was to interrupt the Americans mission to go around the moon but all the video of the launch yapp about mercury which to my knowledge is Americas attampt at putting a American in space. Anyways they wanted to throw it off with GPS interference and they have one small satellite dish for that which is weird but even weirder is that they fuck around the nuclear reactor for that which is like tf you doing all that for. Also One of the things about crab island is that there’s a dragon there... said dragon is a shitty tracked vehicle with flamethrowers in front, before we actually see it James Bond and his lil crew encounter marks of the dragon which literally look like the track marks of a tracked vehicle. This entire dragon thing IS FUCKING STUPID. Anyways onto James Bond's lil crew at the end. James Bond meets a hot and attractive woman at the beach in something based on a bikini, personally i believe its just classic 60s sexism having a role like that but its not like i really give a shit about it. Anyways shes collecting sea shells there to sell for 50usd in Miami and shes apparently there cause he father brought her there because hes a marine biologist and they basically went everywhere where there’s shells so he went to crab island and never returned like many others. Anyways she said that she never went to school cause of all the travelling and her substitute was a encyclopedia which she would read from a to z, now here comes the stupid part, shes only at the letter T... IT DOESN’T TAKE 16 YEARS TO FINISH READING A ENCYCLOPEDIA. Next thing i'm gonna yapp about is the villains base, apparently there’s a luxus hotel there or some shit, like why bruh and they put sleeping pills in the coffee for some reason, also the ventilation system and the water stuff is interconnected which is honestly horrible and negligent design. Another thing when James Bond and Dr.No are talking over the "Dinner"(they didn’t eat anything) Dr.No calls James Bond a "stupid policemen" and while i get the policemen part the stupid part is just really stupid, especially coming from a smart guy like Dr.No. James bond is a very talented spy and MacGyver'd before that was even a term. Other stupid things: the decontamination scene and the electrified vent in James Bond's cell. Over all while i complained allot about it, its just what i like to do and overall its a rather good movie for its time and its entertaining which is honestly the only point that actually matters.

Boy this is most likely my longest Movie Review ive written, since its so long heres a outro lol, Thanks for reading this Movie Review don’t forget to like, follow and repost this and have a nice day.

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I just watched the first 007 movie(Dr. No(1962)) and well its age shows though the film itself was rather good quality compared to newer movies. As for the content itself well for a movie from 1962 it holds up pretty well and is more entertaining the The Pink Panther(1963). Of course since its a movie from 60s it has its wackass stuff like in the scene where James Bond shoots the one guy in that one house of the Chinese woman who was the secretary to some official, James Bond ends up shooting him and the guy falls on the floor real goofy or where he drives the car to said woman’s house and a other car tries to run him off the road, where in those shots he clearly riding the car but for some reason they had to do this stupid 60s shit like in fantomas where when the guy is driving a car but hes not actually driving and the actual driving screen is a projector or something and it juts looks horrible or when the car trying to run off James Bond's car crashes down the hill its just wackass. Also the jokes James Bond makes are well rather aged and while they are still funny you aint gonna seriously go hahahahaha(well you might ironically for a bit or some shit), the best it will get out of me is a chuckle. As for the villain Dr.No, well his "death" is rather well underwhelming, you see James bond over heats the rather wackass nuclear reactor and then Dr.No tries to fight him off and they land on this stupid platform that’s apparently connected to the nuclear rods and basicly that platform submerges into the pool of water which is now boiling and well James Bond of course climbs on the structure and out while Dr.No cant, now Dr.No has robotic hands and for some reason that’s why he cant climb out of the structure slowly sinking into the hot water with his robotic hand holding the structure making his "death" rather terminator 2 like but here's the thing, he could just swim to the edge, would he have rather severe burns? probably, but would he survive? yes and its not like he couldn’t climb out of the pool because the ledge is barely high and in a modern movie he'd probably show up again later but he didn’t so that’s that. Anyways the entire thing blows up but for a nuclear explosion its rather wackass or maybe its secondary explosions from whatever but the nuclear reactor shouldn’t be that deep underground. Also the evil plot was to interrupt the Americans mission to go around the moon but all the video of the launch yapp about mercury which to my knowledge is Americas attampt at putting a American in space. Anyways they wanted to throw it off with GPS interference and they have one small satellite dish for that which is weird but even weirder is that they fuck around the nuclear reactor for that which is like tf you doing all that for. Also One of the things about crab island is that there’s a dragon there... said dragon is a shitty tracked vehicle with flamethrowers in front, before we actually see it James Bond and his lil crew encounter marks of the dragon which literally look like the track marks of a tracked vehicle. This entire dragon thing IS FUCKING STUPID. Anyways onto James Bond's lil crew at the end. James Bond meets a hot and attractive woman at the beach in something based on a bikini, personally i believe its just classic 60s sexism having a role like that but its not like i really give a shit about it. Anyways shes collecting sea shells there to sell for 50usd in Miami and shes apparently there cause he father brought her there because hes a marine biologist and they basically went everywhere where there’s shells so he went to crab island and never returned like many others. Anyways she said that she never went to school cause of all the travelling and her substitute was a encyclopedia which she would read from a to z, now here comes the stupid part, shes only at the letter T... IT DOESN’T TAKE 16 YEARS TO FINISH READING A ENCYCLOPEDIA. Next thing i'm gonna yapp about is the villains base, apparently there’s a luxus hotel there or some shit, like why bruh and they put sleeping pills in the coffee for some reason, also the ventilation system and the water stuff is interconnected which is honestly horrible and negligent design. Another thing when James Bond and Dr.No are talking over the "Dinner"(they didn’t eat anything) Dr.No calls James Bond a "stupid policemen" and while i get the policemen part the stupid part is just really stupid, especially coming from a smart guy like Dr.No. James bond is a very talented spy and MacGyver'd before that was even a term. Other stupid things: the decontamination scene and the electrified vent in James Bond's cell. Over all while i complained allot about it, its just what i like to do and overall its a rather good movie for its time and its entertaining which is honestly the only point that actually matters.

Boy this is most likely my longest Movie Review ive written, since its so long heres a outro lol, Thanks for reading this Movie Review don’t forget to like, follow and repost this and have a nice day.

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