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  1. Three things that I trust more than Nigel Farage:

    My ability to sneeze/cough when I’m suffering from diarrhoea
    The contactless card readers in a strip club
    The England cricket team’s ability to chase down a total without throwing away stupid wickets

    #NigelFarage #TheClactonClitoris #5millionFarage

  2. “What do you call those things at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful gangsters?”
    Terry Pratchett/Stephen Briggs; The Wit And Wisdom Of Discworld
    #Discworld #FrogFacedFarage #PretendGangster #RiotMan #5MillionFarage

  3. “What do you call those things at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful gangsters?”
    Terry Pratchett/Stephen Briggs; The Wit And Wisdom Of Discworld
    #Discworld #FrogFacedFarage #PretendGangster #RiotMan #5MillionFarage