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Oh, bring it. The NICEST thing I say about #KingShart is that he's a convicted felon. That's me being outright complimentary.
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So, apparently, Trump's plane was late getting to his dumbass rally.
"The Pilot, a big guy named Willy Boeing, came to me and said, Sir, can you land this plane for me? I'm the greatest plane lander. Nobody can land a better plane than me."
The crowd of 24 people, two strippers, and a dog waited patiently for #KingShart. The dog went home.
MSNBC called it a matter of life and death.
So you can see why staying home in his housecoat and slippers is becoming the increasingly attractive option.
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CNN wants Trump. So does NYT, WaPo, and about 3/4 of MSNBC.
Why else would they work so hard to constantly report utter bullcrap about the Democrats while obsessively fawning over #KingShart?
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Let me see if I can make this clear. FUCK YOU #KINGSHART. #FuckTrump.
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#MamaLion #MadamPresident Get off shitter altogether. Join Mastodon. We're the community you represent anyway. Elon Muck is evil.
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Our choice for President, #FranklinDelanoBiden, has officially stepped down from the campaign and endorsed #MamaLion Kamala Harris.
I'm sad, but so be it. Long live President Harris!
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P.S. Is MSNBC back to covering news, or are they still wall-to-wall Nuremberg Rally and Kayfabe #PutinStagedAssassination attempt?
I'd love to switch back from 1960s Westerns.
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I saw a post from @br00t4c
Whoa, Republicans say Trump "needs to get on message"
I thought, "Wow! They have a message?
But then I realized that Trump IS on message. Here's the message:
(To be read in a monotonous drone with #AccordianHands).
“We’re living horribly... bigly horribly... you look at what's going on... stolen... they indicted me... worst in history...bad for our country...woke... covfefe... laughing... dumb... crazy...couchfucker... hamberders... I'm not weird... asylums..."
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Today marks my 4th donation of 25 bucks to the #KamalaWalz2024 campaign. I have never donated a hundred bucks to any political campaign in my life. To me, a hundred bucks is a lot of money. I picked that number because of its significance. Donating an entire "Benjamin" to a cause seemed to say more than donating any other sum. This is how important it is to me. I'm glad to donate the money, even if it means taking food out of my mouth. #SaveAmerica #VoteBlue.
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#CoachWalz fixes his 1979 International Scout.
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#CoachWalz fixes his 1979 International Scout.
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#CoachWalz fixes his 1979 International Scout.
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#CoachWalz fixes his 1979 International Scout.
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#Trump's Soul Train episode wasn't dementia. It was a test he passed with flying colors. Look at the faces of those on stage with him and #PuppyKiller Noem's face.
He had a room full of people pretending to understand and enjoy being publicly humiliated to appease their #DearLeader.
Anybody who ever thought Noem was serious now has her clunky dance moves burned into their memories, forever.
#HarrisWalz2024 #CouchFucker #VoteBlue #FatHitler #OrangeJesus #GreatPumkin
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#Trump's Soul Train episode wasn't dementia. It was a test he passed with flying colors. Look at the faces of those on stage with him and #PuppyKiller Noem's face.
He had a room full of people pretending to understand and enjoy being publicly humiliated to appease their #DearLeader.
Anybody who ever thought Noem was serious now has her clunky dance moves burned into their memories, forever.
#HarrisWalz2024 #CouchFucker #VoteBlue #FatHitler #OrangeJesus #GreatPumkin
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#Trump's Soul Train episode wasn't dementia. It was a test he passed with flying colors. Look at the faces of those on stage with him and #PuppyKiller Noem's face.
He had a room full of people pretending to understand and enjoy being publicly humiliated to appease their #DearLeader.
Anybody who ever thought Noem was serious now has her clunky dance moves burned into their memories, forever.
#HarrisWalz2024 #CouchFucker #VoteBlue #FatHitler #OrangeJesus #GreatPumkin
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#Trump's Soul Train episode wasn't dementia. It was a test he passed with flying colors. Look at the faces of those on stage with him and #PuppyKiller Noem's face.
He had a room full of people pretending to understand and enjoy being publicly humiliated to appease their #DearLeader.
Anybody who ever thought Noem was serious now has her clunky dance moves burned into their memories, forever.
#HarrisWalz2024 #CouchFucker #VoteBlue #FatHitler #OrangeJesus #GreatPumkin
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This is what the Cuban Missile Crisis would have looked like if #OrangeJesus were cheating at golf as America's #DickTater.
Jack Oman's You Betcha
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This is what the Cuban Missile Crisis would have looked like if #OrangeJesus were cheating at golf as America's #DickTater.
Jack Oman's You Betcha
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This is what the Cuban Missile Crisis would have looked like if #OrangeJesus were cheating at golf as America's #DickTater.
Jack Oman's You Betcha
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This is what the Cuban Missile Crisis would have looked like if #OrangeJesus were cheating at golf as America's #DickTater.
Jack Oman's You Betcha
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@realTuckFrumper 😂 😂 😂 😂 ! Oh, btw, I believe it's spelled #MagaLardo.
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No, Really. I firmly believe that if #MadamPresident were to pick #QueenBey, Beyonce, for VP, it would be a truly #EPIC ticket. If she were to dump Elon Muck's Deadbird site and join Masto with her badass new Veep, the campaign would also be #EPIC.
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No, Really. I firmly believe that if #MadamPresident were to pick #QueenBey, Beyonce, for VP, it would be a truly #EPIC ticket. If she were to dump Elon Muck's Deadbird site and join Masto with her badass new Veep, the campaign would also be #EPIC.
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No, Really. I firmly believe that if #MadamPresident were to pick #QueenBey, Beyonce, for VP, it would be a truly #EPIC ticket. If she were to dump Elon Muck's Deadbird site and join Masto with her badass new Veep, the campaign would also be #EPIC.
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#ProudWWoke #FuckTrump #FuckDeSantisToo
Most Red states have become oligarchic white supremacist medieval-like fiefdoms with obscene levels of often multigenerational wealth at the top, extreme poverty at the bottom, and working people, women, and minorities kept in subordinate roles through explicit government and corporate policy.
https://www.rawstory.com/raw-investigates/red-vs-blue-states/
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All the news is about The KKKlown vs. the Hater—Trump vs. Desaniitize.
Does anybody want either one of these fucks piloting the Titanic as she barrels toward the iceberg at warp speed?
Since Hoover---he used to be President back in the days of gunfights and saloon girls---Republicans have been unable to govern.
Y'all think global pandemics and economic chaos are unique to Trump. The last decent Republican was Lincoln, and look how things worked out for him.
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Biden knows he can't win this, but #KamalaHarris2024 and a Blue Wave Congress can.
This was a really smart move from a man who understands "how the sausage is made."
It's nice to see the relaxed, funny, and wise Biden now that the heat is off, too. I really enjoyed yesterday's speech. That's the #FranklinDelanoBiden I know.
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So, #LugenTrumpe says #FranklinDelanoBiden has a 70 IQ, whereas the human testicular cyst has an IQ of 210.
While it is true that there is no technical limit to IQ tests, 200 is the generally agreed-upon maximum.
I have known 1 person in my life with 180, and I assure you, that bloated anal sphincter of a man isn't even close.