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Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
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A stormtrooper defects to the resistance after being put on the front lines and ordered to commit atrocities. He encounters a scavenger who's just beginning to learn she has mystical powers. He then rescues her from a planet that shoots lasers that can travel at light speed, destroying entire solar systems.
And the problem that you have is that his skin under his stormtrooper armor is the wrong color?
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So, we suspend disbelief to enjoy a movie about a half-woman, half-fish who accepts a deal with a sea witch to temporarily turn fully human and lose her voice.
And the problem you have with that is that her skin is not the same color as the cartoon version?
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#60smusictaughtme You can’t always get what you want
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Pit Bull Durham
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"Think different. You know, like everyone else. You wouldn't want to miss out, would you? "
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I dedicate this song "Exposure" to the Writers' Guild of America and their hard-earned rights to livable compensation for their creative work that has generated such profit for their employers!
Now let's get the Screen Actors Guild, United Auto Workers and Kaiser Permanente employees fairly compensated too!
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Beth Harmon:
You may have heard I enjoy a good game of chess and a tranquilizer or two. As we snuggle in bed, I like to be able to look up at the imaginary chess pieces on the ceiling. Are you my ideal "mate?" ♟ -
The Joker:
Sense of humor is everything! A little clown makeup, some weapons-grade explosives and we'll have ourselves a laugh! Don't worry about those Dynamic Dunces if they can't take a joke! Run your fingers through my lush green hair and we'll seee where it goes.... 🤡 -
George Taylor:
Could you be the one for me? I like travel, adventure, animals and long walks on the beach (hopefully without fragments of the Statue of Liberty lying around). 🗽🦍 -
Santa finds work for idle hands.
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Santa finds work for idle hands.
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Santa finds work for idle hands.
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Santa finds work for idle hands.
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Santa finds work for idle hands.
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Stevie Wonder - Signed, Sealed, Delivered
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Stevie Wonder - Signed, Sealed, Delivered
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Stevie Wonder - Signed, Sealed, Delivered
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Stevie Wonder - Signed, Sealed, Delivered
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Stevie Wonder - Signed, Sealed, Delivered
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Billy Joel - “My Life” changes as follows:
I don’t care what you say, this is my rice
Go ahead, eat your own rice, leave mine alone
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Bruce Springsteen - (Cheesecake) Factory
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CSNY - Woodstock
"And we've got to get ourselves
Back to the (Olive) Garden 🫒" -
B-52's - Rock Red Lobster 🦞
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Yes We Have No Bananas 🍌
Didn't have to do anything to that one
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Billy Joel - Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
Didn't have to do anything to that one.
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Prizzi's Honor Society
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Disturbing the Peace Corps
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Here's an acoustic performance I did today - the chorus of "Not that I Don't Trust Ya" - dedicated to our criminally convicted ex-president.
#TrumpConvicted