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Chris Wenham

Annoying writer. Tries to be funny.

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  1. The Internet General Hospital is the first of its kind to specialise in Internet related injuries, such as:

    Forgetting to switch to your sock puppet account before agreeing with yourself.

    Sharing a screenshot where one of your browser tabs is clearly open to porn.

    Ragequits.

    Getting pwned by a girl on Steam.

    Accidental racism.

    Relieving yourself without mute.

    Premature joy emoji.

    Sexting grandma.

    Internet Testicles Syndrome.

    Thinking you’re the first person to share that meme.