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   Atanas @[email protected]

   2026-10-12

   RE: https://fosstodon.org/@rjhale1971/117425401686919286

   Following in Randy's footsteps I converted a shapefile to GeoParquet and opened it in SQLite. Keeping up with the GeoJoneses.

   I envision this exchange with my data-sharing partner:

   THEM: You haven’t sent me updated parcel data in a while. What’s up with that?
   ME: I have been busy migrating to a cloud-native platform. It’s the next big thing. It’s serverless, cloud-optimized. You can use Portolan to…
   THEM: Just zip that shapefile and email it to me as an attachment. Geez!! 🙄

   #realtalk

   #realtalk
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   Randal Hale (He/Him) @rjhale1971

   2026-10-14

   My new neighbor - the Joro Spider. I need to go out and smash it since its invasive but...it is pretty cool looking. #jorospider #Tennessee #invasive

   #jorospider #tennessee #invasive
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   Randal Hale (He/Him) @rjhale1971

   2026-10-13

   One day I came outside and there was $200 worth of groceries sitting on my porch. I thought they were meant for my neighbor who is 88 years old so I gave her all the groceries. She was ecstatic because she really needed the groceries. About an hour later I noticed a delivery guy pulling up at the house two houses up delivering $200 worth of groceries and he was giving my house the stink eye.

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   Randal Hale (He/Him) @rjhale1971

   2026-10-12

   All I'm doing at the TNGIC fall forum is going "Hey are you using AI?" and when they say "Yes" I go "You're a terrible person" and walk off. #winning

   #winning