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Mardigroan

My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores.

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  1. Someone: They doctored the photo.

    Trump: I'm a doctor in the photo.

    Someone: That candidate talks about cisgender.

    Trump: He wants six genders!

    Someone: Are you going to deal with illegal aliens?

    Trump: Release the UFO file.

  2. Knife to speak with you. Let's catch up again spoon.

  3. Host: Mr. Sinatra, how did you get here? Back roads? Local roads?

    Frank: I did it highway.

  4. Readying a big breakfast to be prepared in case the work lunch is lame. Do I have to think of everything?