Mardigroan
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores.
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Someone: They doctored the photo.
Trump: I'm a doctor in the photo.
Someone: That candidate talks about cisgender.
Trump: He wants six genders!
Someone: Are you going to deal with illegal aliens?
Trump: Release the UFO file.
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Knife to speak with you. Let's catch up again spoon.
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Host: Mr. Sinatra, how did you get here? Back roads? Local roads?
Frank: I did it highway.
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Readying a big breakfast to be prepared in case the work lunch is lame. Do I have to think of everything?