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Profile pic is Akila from Cleopatra in Space (2020).
Header image is Donnie Darko’s literature teacher in front of a blackboard with the words ‘elf feet.’
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Before Shrek could finish Stalin and Danny Devito walked out of their shared bedroom, both of them having wicked sex hair. Shrek was forced to live with these two, due to capitalistic oppression that affected them, causing Shrek to have to rent out his swamp to the other two men.
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Shrek quickly grabbed Stanley with his large Yaoi hands, and yelled to Stalin and Danny DeVito to get out.
🐠 #Shrek
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In fact, the story itself was left unfinished, and so when you finally put the book down, you felt as full of questions as ever.
Oh well, you'd ask your housemates when they returned home, perhaps they knew more about the thing. However, you didn't necessarily feel like elaborating on your corresponding dream -- some things are allowed to stay private, after all!
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“Alrighty then, let’s do it to it! The brain ain’t gonna teach itself. Or, well, I guess in this case my brain will be teaching your brain about, well, the brain and neurology, but that’s neither here nor there.”