#vofvof — Public Fediverse posts

#VofVof! Wexsi has learned that she has to retire on 29 March 2027, at her 10th, birthday. At least, then she'll be just a dog like the rest of us, and not the all important queen guide-dog she thinks she is now.

#VofVof! The rain has finally stopped, and master's uncle says the road is dry. Owner-master says he wants to take the far walk to the grid, but I will decide whether I'm too lazy or whether I feel like walking that far. #WexsiGuideDog #DogsOfMastodon #MastoDogs

#VofVof: Master/owner now has this account on his braille notetaker thing, yet he still forgets to make us vof every day. We'll have to start biting Sozha for it's forgetfulness. No Tailwags for you, @Sozhami

#VofVof: It's cold and wet again today. I thought master and I was going to walk today, but the road is too muddy. So I am just being a lazy guide dog again. #WexsiGuideDog

#VofVof! Owner says it's time to test FastSM.APK on his braille notetaker/android13.1. Don't ask us what a braille notetaker, or FastSM, or Android13.1 means. We're dogs. We don't know these things, we just vof away, and play with owner when he's willing! Vofs to all our human friendlings!

#VofVof! Mastovof seems to have fallen asleep. Not even the YumVofs are barking at us! Our master/owner calls them YumTongues, but now we wonder, if he had ever tasted their tongues to be able to say they are yum? Anyway, YumTongue/YumVof, same things. One is master's creation, one is us flufsters creation.

#VofVof: WexsiVof: Owner and myself had a long walk today, but I had to go through water and mud, and as those who may know @Sozhami well enough, they may have told you that I don't like water at all. Humans say I'm strange for being a yellow Lab and not liking water, but water is stuff to drink. It can stay in the bowl, and get away from under my feet or anywhere on my body at that. I'll drink it when I'm thirsty, for the rest it can vof off. VofVof!

#VofVof: Here we is. We're not YumTongue, but we can be YumBark, even if we're not from YumTongueishPlace!

#VofVof! 10 minutes to master's D-day. Whatever D-Day is, just sounds like a stutter to us. Sounds like Vof-V-Vof! Please vof correctly, don't get stuck on V.

#VofVof: We're not sure how to call up local or federated timelines on this new thing yet...but we might do tailwags again from tomorrow onward. Owner's work is nearly done.

#VofVof: Tailwags/boosts of described visual content might happen sporadically from now on. We'll wag whenever we have time. It'll not be in series like in the past. So the TailwagTime hashtag expired. We'll look through local and federated timelines whatever that means, in the late-afternoon, after master/owner has finished his work. If you get tailwagged/boosted, nice work in describing your photos, if not, well...the answer is obvious...describe your visual content.