#subtweet — Public Fediverse posts

#subtrööt: "Hoffnung ist die Wiese auf der die Narren grasen."

(The english equivalent #subtoot / #subtweet "hope is not a strategy" just isnt nearly as evocative)

#subtrööt: "Hoffnung ist die Wiese auf der die Narren grasen."

(The english equivalent #subtoot / #subtweet "hope is not a strategy" just isnt nearly as evocative)

“Do not underestimate small problems: one crack can sink a ship. Do not underestimate small creatures: one fly can poison you. Do not underestimate the small-minded: one petty fool can plunder a nation.”

attributed to Guan Yinzi, the gate guard who allegedly stopped Laozi as he was abandoning civilization and got him to write down the Dao; translation mine. https://ctext.org/dictionary.pl?if=en&id=280050#sid20

#classicalchinese #philosophy #subtweet

“Do not underestimate small problems: one crack can sink a ship. Do not underestimate small creatures: one fly can poison you. Do not underestimate the small-minded: one petty fool can plunder a nation.”

attributed to Guan Yinzi, the gate guard who allegedly stopped Laozi as he was abandoning civilization and got him to write down the Dao; translation mine. https://ctext.org/dictionary.pl?if=en&id=280050#sid20

#classicalchinese #philosophy #subtweet

“Do not underestimate small problems: one crack can sink a ship. Do not underestimate small creatures: one fly can poison you. Do not underestimate the small-minded: one petty fool can plunder a nation.”

attributed to Guan Yinzi, the gate guard who allegedly stopped Laozi as he was abandoning civilization and got him to write down the Dao; translation mine. https://ctext.org/dictionary.pl?if=en&id=280050#sid20

#classicalchinese #philosophy #subtweet

“Do not underestimate small problems: one crack can sink a ship. Do not underestimate small creatures: one fly can poison you. Do not underestimate the small-minded: one petty fool can plunder a nation.”

attributed to Guan Yinzi, the gate guard who allegedly stopped Laozi as he was abandoning civilization and got him to write down the Dao; translation mine. https://ctext.org/dictionary.pl?if=en&id=280050#sid20

#classicalchinese #philosophy #subtweet

“Do not underestimate small problems: one crack can sink a ship. Do not underestimate small creatures: one fly can poison you. Do not underestimate the small-minded: one petty fool can plunder a nation.”

attributed to Guan Yinzi, the gate guard who allegedly stopped Laozi as he was abandoning civilization and got him to write down the Dao; translation mine. https://ctext.org/dictionary.pl?if=en&id=280050#sid20

#classicalchinese #philosophy #subtweet

Hi, everyone! I'm pretty sure you don't know why they are doing that. This applies in most instances.

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Hi, everyone! I'm pretty sure you don't know why they are doing that. This applies in most instances.

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Hi, everyone! I'm pretty sure you don't know why they are doing that. This applies in most instances.

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Hi, everyone! I'm pretty sure you don't know why they are doing that. This applies in most instances.

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Hi, everyone! I'm pretty sure you don't know why they are doing that. This applies in most instances.

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*Stanford or ketamine #subtweet *It's odd that this seems to be happening to programmers first rather than musicians *Maybe the AI-Revolution eats its young by grabbing for the handiest ones first

*Stanford or ketamine #subtweet *It's odd that this seems to be happening to programmers first rather than musicians *Maybe the AI-Revolution eats its young by grabbing for the handiest ones first

*Stanford or ketamine #subtweet *It's odd that this seems to be happening to programmers first rather than musicians *Maybe the AI-Revolution eats its young by grabbing for the handiest ones first

*Stanford or ketamine #subtweet *It's odd that this seems to be happening to programmers first rather than musicians *Maybe the AI-Revolution eats its young by grabbing for the handiest ones first

*Am I from Stanford, or am I on ketamine. Also, is anything possible now and/or have I gone out of my mind, etc #subtweet #goodluck

*Am I from Stanford, or am I on ketamine. Also, is anything possible now and/or have I gone out of my mind, etc #subtweet #goodluck

*Am I from Stanford, or am I on ketamine. Also, is anything possible now and/or have I gone out of my mind, etc #subtweet #goodluck

*Am I from Stanford, or am I on ketamine. Also, is anything possible now and/or have I gone out of my mind, etc #subtweet #goodluck

oh god not again #subtweet

My timeline is full of people discussing James Bond for some reason that I only dimly grasp because I've never been into James Bond. No need to tell me, I'm perfectly happy seeing people enjoy themselves discussing something they love even though I'm not involved. See? Was that hard? #subtweet

Humans have lived and died with respiratory diseases for millenia #subtweet

TIL that there are computer science professors that run 50-100 unique shell commands per working day.

How? Do they send emails with `cat`?

#scnr #subtweet

TIL that there are computer science professors that run 50-100 unique shell commands per working day.

How? Do they send emails with `cat`?

#scnr #subtweet

TIL that there are computer science professors that run 50-100 unique shell commands per working day.

How? Do they send emails with `cat`?

#scnr #subtweet

TIL that there are computer science professors that run 50-100 unique shell commands per working day.

How? Do they send emails with `cat`?

#scnr #subtweet

half wisdom half idiotic blather #subtweet

half wisdom half idiotic blather #subtweet

half wisdom half idiotic blather #subtweet

this is me raining on your party

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this is me raining on your party

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this is me raining on your party

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So. If you’re doing media things at #CES2025. Maybe don’t leave it till Thursday? Most of us fly in early for the weekend media events and then leave early, before the show is over. I’m not going to be there Thursday! 🤷‍♂️ #subtweet

So. If you’re doing media things at #CES2025. Maybe don’t leave it till Thursday? Most of us fly in early for the weekend media events and then leave early, before the show is over. I’m not going to be there Thursday! 🤷‍♂️ #subtweet

So. If you’re doing media things at #CES2025. Maybe don’t leave it till Thursday? Most of us fly in early for the weekend media events and then leave early, before the show is over. I’m not going to be there Thursday! 🤷‍♂️ #subtweet

So. If you’re doing media things at #CES2025. Maybe don’t leave it till Thursday? Most of us fly in early for the weekend media events and then leave early, before the show is over. I’m not going to be there Thursday! 🤷‍♂️ #subtweet

So. If you’re doing media things at #CES2025. Maybe don’t leave it till Thursday? Most of us fly in early for the weekend media events and then leave early, before the show is over. I’m not going to be there Thursday! 🤷‍♂️ #subtweet

I think J.D. stands for John Doe.
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I think J.D. stands for John Doe.
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I think J.D. stands for John Doe.
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I think J.D. stands for John Doe.
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If you ask for technical advice, responding to it with 'That's gobbledygook' or some similar expression feels really disparaging. #subtweet

If you ask for technical advice, responding to it with 'That's gobbledygook' or some similar expression feels really disparaging. #subtweet

If you ask for technical advice, responding to it with 'That's gobbledygook' or some similar expression feels really disparaging. #subtweet

Boring people shouldn't try to be wacky. It just highlights how boring they are. #subtweet

Boring people shouldn't try to be wacky. It just highlights how boring they are. #subtweet

This meme comes to mind when thinking about a major change that happened at work last month. I think it will be a good change, but its gin a take some serious processing and prep this time around. #subtweet #everythingremindsoflotr https://media3.giphy.com/media/STwm8IJBFmLRdqyBnq/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952dj5ay5ew1qwpyptlvs3e98noqrqish93ebtvs4sb&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

This meme comes to mind when thinking about a major change that happened at work last month. I think it will be a good change, but its gin a take some serious processing and prep this time around. #subtweet #everythingremindsoflotr https://media3.giphy.com/media/STwm8IJBFmLRdqyBnq/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952dj5ay5ew1qwpyptlvs3e98noqrqish93ebtvs4sb&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

So what do we call it? I refuse to say subtoot on moral grounds. Obviously, if it's here, it's not a subtweet, so I have been using subpost but that seems wrong, too! Or, at least, it doesn't roll off the tongue.

Halp!!1!

#subtweet #subposting #subpost #subtoot #subtooting #subtweeting #wtf