#simpsonsquoteoftheday — Public Fediverse posts
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Homer tells us to embrace new technologies and to evolve as the future waits for no one. Even if new technologies seem scary there is no better time to learn about them.
Remember they do have internet on computers now
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Whether you're a Rylo person or a member of the Fandom Menace, Ralph reaches across the divide with his tnougful insights of a franchise in danger.
To learn Ralph's full diagnosis check out the post below.
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Ralph talks about his inner anarchist and the need to burn it all down a very understandable feeling in this current day and age. However it is down to us all to either listen to our inner leprechaun or not.
Learn more about Ralph's view on archaism in today's post
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Did the Simpsons reveal that reptilian aliens live amongst us? Is Lisa one? Or was it all the ravings of an unwell little girl? The truth is out there, but for the minute it's also down below
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Homer continues his tirade against children and says no only are they a nail in a coffin of a marriage but also a source to end all joy, through the defeat of youth and of partying.
He brings a hopefully message to party on and not have kids until your in your 30s.
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In today's post Bart discusses the important of personal hygiene even if it's just with a rag on a stick. In this ever present online age personal hygiene is important not just for self confidence but also for your health
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Marge tells us the secret to a happy marriage, pretending to be interested in things you aren't. Talking an interest in your partner's work even if you think it's boring, or asking about their hobbies can be a great way to make them feel special without spending a dime
https://simpsonswisdom.substack.com/p/marge-simpson-on-marriage?r=7gfqpi
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Intelligence isn't measurable it is something that is natural to us, whilst some people may not understand what Rhetorical means, or be able to say the word trampoline. They can know other things intelligence is in the eye of the beholder
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Grounds Keeper Willy teaches you lessons for how to cope with defeat and how even when victory seems certain you should never take things for granted.
Willy teaches how for Sporting Greatness you need to be able to lose, to overcome and to learn in order to win the fight, match, or tournament.
https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/c-247633795?r=7gfqpi
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Krusty the Clown On Celebrity.
Krusty shows us the hollow nature of celebrities and how they are just walking billboards, he turns a hard light on who it is you think you can look up to and show everyone has a price.
Would you sell your soul for fame? Find out Krusty’s answer in today's editorial of Simpsons Wisdom.
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Principal Skinner doesn't think children are the future and has a few choice insights into modern parenting, to find out what they are and how you can set your child on a path to greatness check out today's Simpsons Wisdom post.
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As oil prices rise over $4 a gallon, Homer Simpson has some wise words on inflation and the cost of living, suggesting a need to live frugally unless one wants to get trapped in a cycle of chasing the dollar forever. He also suggests a belief in the idea that money can cure deeper issues but a sader reflection it can't.
All this plus 2 bonus life lessons in this edition of Simpsons Wisdom. Learn at the feet of the residents of Springfield.
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Kent Brockman signals worrying signs growing in our democracies both at the party and member level in today's edition of Simpsons Wisdom.
Take a minute from doom scrolling and do Simpsons themed doom scrolling instead.
https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/p-192090950?r=7gfqpi
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Homer teaches us today to make sure that we not only cease the day but are grateful for what we have. In this modern world where more, more, more is often pushed at us from all sides grounding and gratitude often get pushed to the floor much like split beer.
Learn more about how split beer is a metaphor for life, and urine for death in today's Simpsons Wisdom post.
https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/p-192089177?r=7gfqpi
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in today's quote Homer teaches us the importance of wonder and remaining open to it in an ever more cynical world, whilst at the same time telling us to not lose ourselves in delusions and fantasy.
A must read for anyone in the online space
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Ralph Wiggum On The Complexities of the Human Pallet
Ralph strips through the noise to tell us about flavours beyond our imagining. Fresh from this comments regarding the national train network and pet ownership, Ralph is here to share with us some more insights.
A cross between a poet and Guy Fiere.
If you too want to learn how to taste like a pro check out today's Simpsons Wisdom article
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Do you leave things to future you? Are you one for procrastinating on a problem? Do you often leave things for tomorrow?
In that case then Homer Simpson has some words for you, about the idea of life as being a race to avoid your problems and the need ultimately in the end to accept accountability.
Everyone has to face the music, will you? Check out this twice weekly installment of Simpsons Wisdom for more.
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Bart teaches us a very important lessons about fast fashion and saving the planet.
It turns out all those cries of eat my shorts really was an eco rebellion protest. You thought Lisa was the environmentilist in the family.
If you have ever thrown away a clothing item after just one wear, this post is for you
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Milhouse: On Optimism
When life is getting you down always remember that life can come up Milhouse, your luck can turn around seemingly randomly and you never know when it will turn
So hold onto that optimism and never give up even when things seem bleak
If you have ever felt like a Milhouse then check out today's Simpsons Wisdom post
https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/p-190200838?r=7gfqpi
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Comic Book Guy: McDonald's
Who needs friends when you have Ronald McDonald and his near endless supply of room temperature, ageless burgers.
Learn about how Comic Book Guy has dedicated his life to the golden M and has later come to regret it.
If you eat at McDonald's you should read today's Simpsons Wisdom post
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Reverend Lovejoy: Religion
Reverend Lovejoy says how we all need to come together and realise all religions are really just the same, all the wars, all the conflicts all the persecution was ultimately fought over the same thing.
He was then promptly defrocked and excommunicated.
Come and see Reverend Lovejoy’s Last Sermon only in today's edition of Simpsons Wisdom.
https://simpsonswisdom.substack.com/p/reverend-lovejoy-religion?r=7gfqpi
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Principe Skinner on Cancel Culture
Skinner says who needs the police when you have a vengeful mob.
In many ways Skinner reflects a lot of online discourse these days.
What do you think is better mobs or the police?
Find out more with today's Simpsons Wisdom post
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In today's Simpsons Wisdom post Homer opens up a new front in the culture war, against the intolerance coming from those who claim to be lactose intolerant.
The discrimination against cows and dairy products has gone on for too long and he is taking a stand.
See what you can do to fight back against this growing intolerance below
https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/p-189544758?r=7gfqpi
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The Simpson's Family, bar Lisa reflect on the fact it's a carnivorous world and that the only food stuff that truly win you friendly is ultra processed food like Doritos.
The family state that no one wants to split a salad and everyone wants to split some nachos.
All this and bonus life lessons in today's edition of Simpsons Wisdom over on substack.
https://substack.com/@simpsonswisdom/note/p-188843637?r=7gfqpi
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