#milkman — Public Fediverse posts
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"Joe. I've got great news. I'm... I'm going to have a baby."
"A baby?"
"Yes, a human newborn."
"I'll be the best father possible."
"Oh, you're not the father. I'm having this baby with the milkman."
"The milkman?"
"Yes, the man who delivers the milk in the morning."
"No milkman of mine is going to impregnate my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife?"
"Yes, a wife that has been through divorce is an ex-wife."
"You cannot divorce me. I quit!"
"You cannot quit. I fire you!"
"You cannot fire me! I'm wearing an asbestos suit!"
"I was wondering what that suit was."
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Yo! Got milk?
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My essay 'The Milk in Many Lands,' a contemplation on looking at places through the lens of milk, has been published on @Medium
. Here's the link -
https://medium.com/@weareji/the-milk-in-many-lands-e51737d15b7a?sk=a08a017d573ac306498a250f381e74be
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#Milk #Travel #History #Culture #Society #Habits #Milkman #Nostalgia #Food #India -
#MilkAndMore did send us an email to tell us the design of the bottle tops would change very subtly. They forgot to mention that they've just been sold to another company, #Freshways : https://www.thegrocer.co.uk/dairy/muller-sells-milk-and-more-to-freshways-in-shock-deal/685744.article And that they'd discontinue our usual product. Guess after 31 years of supporting our local #milkman and the refill system this is the time to go vegan and switch to #oatly.
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NTWRK y Riot Games colaboran con Milkman (J Balvin) para crear prendas de Valorant
