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  1. Caught the milkman before I went to bed; milk in the fridge before it could spoil.

    #britishsuccess #milkman

  2. Caught the milkman before I went to bed; milk in the fridge before it could spoil.

    #britishsuccess #milkman

  3. Caught the milkman before I went to bed; milk in the fridge before it could spoil.

    #britishsuccess #milkman

  4. Caught the milkman before I went to bed; milk in the fridge before it could spoil.

    #britishsuccess #milkman

  5. "Joe. I've got great news. I'm... I'm going to have a baby."

    "A baby?"

    "Yes, a human newborn."

    "I'll be the best father possible."

    "Oh, you're not the father. I'm having this baby with the milkman."

    "The milkman?"

    "Yes, the man who delivers the milk in the morning."

    "No milkman of mine is going to impregnate my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife?"

    "Yes, a wife that has been through divorce is an ex-wife."

    "You cannot divorce me. I quit!"

    "You cannot quit. I fire you!"

    "You cannot fire me! I'm wearing an asbestos suit!"

    "I was wondering what that suit was."

    #birth #baby #milkman #divorce

  6. "Joe. I've got great news. I'm... I'm going to have a baby."

    "A baby?"

    "Yes, a human newborn."

    "I'll be the best father possible."

    "Oh, you're not the father. I'm having this baby with the milkman."

    "The milkman?"

    "Yes, the man who delivers the milk in the morning."

    "No milkman of mine is going to impregnate my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife?"

    "Yes, a wife that has been through divorce is an ex-wife."

    "You cannot divorce me. I quit!"

    "You cannot quit. I fire you!"

    "You cannot fire me! I'm wearing an asbestos suit!"

    "I was wondering what that suit was."

    #birth #baby #milkman #divorce

  7. "Joe. I've got great news. I'm... I'm going to have a baby."

    "A baby?"

    "Yes, a human newborn."

    "I'll be the best father possible."

    "Oh, you're not the father. I'm having this baby with the milkman."

    "The milkman?"

    "Yes, the man who delivers the milk in the morning."

    "No milkman of mine is going to impregnate my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife?"

    "Yes, a wife that has been through divorce is an ex-wife."

    "You cannot divorce me. I quit!"

    "You cannot quit. I fire you!"

    "You cannot fire me! I'm wearing an asbestos suit!"

    "I was wondering what that suit was."

    #birth #baby #milkman #divorce

  8. "Joe. I've got great news. I'm... I'm going to have a baby."

    "A baby?"

    "Yes, a human newborn."

    "I'll be the best father possible."

    "Oh, you're not the father. I'm having this baby with the milkman."

    "The milkman?"

    "Yes, the man who delivers the milk in the morning."

    "No milkman of mine is going to impregnate my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife?"

    "Yes, a wife that has been through divorce is an ex-wife."

    "You cannot divorce me. I quit!"

    "You cannot quit. I fire you!"

    "You cannot fire me! I'm wearing an asbestos suit!"

    "I was wondering what that suit was."

    #birth #baby #milkman #divorce

  9. I always go to sleep listening to music/podcast.

    This is my goto: Milkman - Circle of Fifths

    Realised earlier that my dogs probably think this is a lullaby.

    #music #milkman #sleepmusic

    youtube.com/watch?v=XtGCXXzw_1

  10. I always go to sleep listening to music/podcast.

    This is my goto: Milkman - Circle of Fifths

    Realised earlier that my dogs probably think this is a lullaby.

    #music #milkman #sleepmusic

    youtube.com/watch?v=XtGCXXzw_1

  11. I always go to sleep listening to music/podcast.

    This is my goto: Milkman - Circle of Fifths

    Realised earlier that my dogs probably think this is a lullaby.

    #music #milkman #sleepmusic

    youtube.com/watch?v=XtGCXXzw_1

  12. I always go to sleep listening to music/podcast.

    This is my goto: Milkman - Circle of Fifths

    Realised earlier that my dogs probably think this is a lullaby.

    #music #milkman #sleepmusic

    youtube.com/watch?v=XtGCXXzw_1

  13. Yo! Got milk?
    🐄
    My essay 'The Milk in Many Lands,' a contemplation on looking at places through the lens of milk, has been published on @Medium
    . Here's the link -
    medium.com/@weareji/the-milk-i
    🥛
    #Milk #Travel #History #Culture #Society #Habits #Milkman #Nostalgia #Food #India

  14. Yo! Got milk?
    🐄
    My essay 'The Milk in Many Lands,' a contemplation on looking at places through the lens of milk, has been published on @Medium
    . Here's the link -
    medium.com/@weareji/the-milk-i
    🥛
    #Milk #Travel #History #Culture #Society #Habits #Milkman #Nostalgia #Food #India

  15. Yo! Got milk?
    🐄
    My essay 'The Milk in Many Lands,' a contemplation on looking at places through the lens of milk, has been published on @Medium
    . Here's the link -
    medium.com/@weareji/the-milk-i
    🥛
    #Milk #Travel #History #Culture #Society #Habits #Milkman #Nostalgia #Food #India

  16. Yo! Got milk?
    🐄
    My essay 'The Milk in Many Lands,' a contemplation on looking at places through the lens of milk, has been published on @Medium
    . Here's the link -
    medium.com/@weareji/the-milk-i
    🥛
    #Milk #Travel #History #Culture #Society #Habits #Milkman #Nostalgia #Food #India

  17. Yo! Got milk?
    🐄
    My essay 'The Milk in Many Lands,' a contemplation on looking at places through the lens of milk, has been published on @Medium
    . Here's the link -
    medium.com/@weareji/the-milk-i
    🥛
    #Milk #Travel #History #Culture #Society #Habits #Milkman #Nostalgia #Food #India

  18. #MilkAndMore did send us an email to tell us the design of the bottle tops would change very subtly. They forgot to mention that they've just been sold to another company, #Freshways : thegrocer.co.uk/dairy/muller-s And that they'd discontinue our usual product. Guess after 31 years of supporting our local #milkman and the refill system this is the time to go vegan and switch to #oatly.

  19. #MilkAndMore did send us an email to tell us the design of the bottle tops would change very subtly. They forgot to mention that they've just been sold to another company, #Freshways : thegrocer.co.uk/dairy/muller-s And that they'd discontinue our usual product. Guess after 31 years of supporting our local #milkman and the refill system this is the time to go vegan and switch to #oatly.

  20. #MilkAndMore did send us an email to tell us the design of the bottle tops would change very subtly. They forgot to mention that they've just been sold to another company, #Freshways : thegrocer.co.uk/dairy/muller-s And that they'd discontinue our usual product. Guess after 31 years of supporting our local #milkman and the refill system this is the time to go vegan and switch to #oatly.

  21. #MilkAndMore did send us an email to tell us the design of the bottle tops would change very subtly. They forgot to mention that they've just been sold to another company, #Freshways : thegrocer.co.uk/dairy/muller-s And that they'd discontinue our usual product. Guess after 31 years of supporting our local #milkman and the refill system this is the time to go vegan and switch to #oatly.

  22. @bookstodon Exceptional. Mesmerising. Insightful. Addictive. Inexpugnable! #Milkman by #AnnaBurns. Gutted to have finished it. Want more. Initially skeptical of her chosen (unconventional) naming style but won over by it's ability to universalise a wee NornIron* story and transcend it way beyond the parish.

    It has ruined the next 5 books that I read.

    *Northern Ireland

  23. @bookstodon Exceptional. Mesmerising. Insightful. Addictive. Inexpugnable! #Milkman by #AnnaBurns. Gutted to have finished it. Want more. Initially skeptical of her chosen (unconventional) naming style but won over by it's ability to universalise a wee NornIron* story and transcend it way beyond the parish.

    It has ruined the next 5 books that I read.

    *Northern Ireland

  24. @bookstodon Exceptional. Mesmerising. Insightful. Addictive. Inexpugnable! #Milkman by #AnnaBurns. Gutted to have finished it. Want more. Initially skeptical of her chosen (unconventional) naming style but won over by it's ability to universalise a wee NornIron* story and transcend it way beyond the parish.

    It has ruined the next 5 books that I read.

    *Northern Ireland

  25. Ok, so it appears changed something a couple months back that broke several packages in my au repo (auto-updates packages by watching for releases).

    Fortunately it was an easy fix. I also added some missing plugins (like postman, but ) and found out the cli was moved to a different repo. So that's also updating properly again.

    is not currently releasing for .
    Hopefully the impact was minimal for anyone consuming those packages.

  26. Ok, so it appears #github changed something a couple months back that broke several packages in my #chocolatey au repo (auto-updates packages by watching for releases).

    Fortunately it was an easy fix. I also added some missing #milkman plugins (like postman, but #foss ) and found out the #gobuffalo cli was moved to a different repo. So that's also updating properly again.

    #biome is not currently releasing for #Windows.
    Hopefully the impact was minimal for anyone consuming those packages.

  27. Ok, so it appears #github changed something a couple months back that broke several packages in my #chocolatey au repo (auto-updates packages by watching for releases).

    Fortunately it was an easy fix. I also added some missing #milkman plugins (like postman, but #foss ) and found out the #gobuffalo cli was moved to a different repo. So that's also updating properly again.

    #biome is not currently releasing for #Windows.
    Hopefully the impact was minimal for anyone consuming those packages.

  28. Ok, so it appears #github changed something a couple months back that broke several packages in my #chocolatey au repo (auto-updates packages by watching for releases).

    Fortunately it was an easy fix. I also added some missing #milkman plugins (like postman, but #foss ) and found out the #gobuffalo cli was moved to a different repo. So that's also updating properly again.

    #biome is not currently releasing for #Windows.
    Hopefully the impact was minimal for anyone consuming those packages.

  29. I still love having a milkman, even if they were out of the flavored coffee creamer I wanted. I love waking up & there's super fresh milk on my doorstep. #cooking #food #milkman

  30. I still love having a milkman, even if they were out of the flavored coffee creamer I wanted. I love waking up & there's super fresh milk on my doorstep.