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#kuatu — Public Fediverse posts

Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #kuatu, aggregated by home.social.

  1. You: An outrageously hot 30yo woman on #OkCupid with zero written bio but myriad SCANTILY CLAD photos.

    Me: A morbidly obese 58yo man with an abdominal hernia that makes #Kuatu look like #JeanSeberg and a penchant for #Cosplay

    You: Hey, sexy!

    Me: *thinks* No, I'm sure this is legit.