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If I switched to Windows, I could always use computer crashes as an excuse for everything, and no one would ever question that!
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Hey Diddle Diddle, Is the moon made of cheese because of all those cows jumping over the moon? Maybe they are dribbling milk as they jump and it turns into cheese.
Do we have any cheese. I would like some cheese. Cheeeeseee Pleeeze
Later that same day,
"Oh, Toilet bowl, my precious who is always there, so cool to my face, why did I eat a block of cheese?" -
P = ρgh
ρ = density of water in kg/m3 (seawater ρ = 1026 kg/m3)
g = gravitational force, 9.81 m/s2
h = depth in m
et voila, P is the water pressure at depth h. Wait, is that in Pascals or N/m2 ?
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Wait, wait, wait a second. There's SNOBOL for Windows?
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#IntoxicationInducedDeepThoughtsBad, bad, BAD idea to tell jokes then sip for effect. Odds of you snorting the brew down the wrong pipe goes up considerably.
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He drank a whole bottle of Fireball. That does impressum me much.
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Ray of Light? Is he related to Gordon of Lightfoot?
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Arepas are the best hangover prevention food. 🇻🇪🫓
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Let's do a Denny's run!
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“The name of a years-long saga of entangled melodramatic subplots featuring over-the-top acting and unbelievable narrative twists used to be called ‘soap opera.’ Now it’s a description of the ‘Marvel Cinematic Universe.’”
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Hmmm, decisions decisions part 2
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Will 88 ever just be the number of keys on a piano again?
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Hmmm, decisions decisions
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#IntoxicationInducedDeepThoughts...and there's the encounter between the philosopher and the poet in a bar...the philosopher being an old weathered cowboy, and the reporting poet, Tom T. Hall:
"It don't do men no good
To pray for peace and rain--
Peace and rain is just another way to say prosperity
And buffalo chips is all it means to me.It's faster horses
Younger women
Older whiskey
And more moneyyyyyyyyyy" -
Steven Wright's entire opus
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Instead of landfills, why don't we throw our garbage into active volcanoes?
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Now where did I put that shaker of salt?
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Are Goofy and Pluto related?
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#IntoxicationInducedDeepThoughtsAll I can think of are questions.
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
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#IntoxicationInducedDeepThoughtsAll I can think of are questions.
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights? -
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#IntoxicationInducedDeepThoughtsAll I can think of are questions.
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights? -
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#IntoxicationInducedDeepThoughtsAll I can think of are questions.
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights? -
#HashtagGames
#IntoxicationInducedDeepThoughtsAll I can think of are questions.
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
