#hatemydog — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #hatemydog, aggregated by home.social.
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Dog: (knocks on back door)
Me: (opens door)
Dog: (stares, motionless)
Me: “In or out?”
Dog: -I reject your arbitrary distinction between inside and outside-
Me: “You’re training me to give you a treat to cross the threshold, aren’t you?”
Dog: -I’d like one of the little dried fish, please-