#explainitwrongbutgetitright — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #explainitwrongbutgetitright, aggregated by home.social.
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“Subdivisions are places where they rip out all of the trees and then name the streets after them.” - David Lee Roth
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Microsoft's word processor is called Microsoft Sentence.
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Microsoft's word processor is called Microsoft Sentence.
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If corporations are people who are entitled to free speech, my bike wants to vote.
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Fossil gas has no smell; the gas company adds that as a safety feature. They also market the scent as a perfume called Eau de MY FUCKING GOD THERE"S A GAS LEAK!
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Head is what you get in a public bathroom. That's why the call it "the head".
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Intelligent design theory says the universe was created last week by a giant bunny rabbit named Bob. To avoid criticisms like "you made my ass too big," Bob planted false evidence of a 13+ billion year old explosion, and fake fossils to make it look like everything evolved by itself over billions of years. He even put fake memories in our brains so we'd think we are older than one week old. But I know this is the real truth, cuz Bob told me so.
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Intelligent design theory says the universe was created last week by a giant bunny rabbit named Bob. To avoid criticisms like "you made my ass too big," Bob planted false evidence of a 13+ billion year old explosion, and fake fossils to make it look like everything evolved by itself over billions of years. He even put fake memories in our brains so we'd think we are older than one week old. But I know this is the real truth, cuz Bob told me so.
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@adhdeanasl To hell with that! We're asocial!
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@adhdeanasl To hell with that! We're asocial!
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You can determine the purity of metal currency by checking its hardness. This is why the most valuable currency is named after the test: bitcoin.
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Razing the flag is very patriotic.
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Razing the flag is very patriotic.
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If you cut something open it will be a very cross section.
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If you cut something open it will be a very cross section.
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The liver is the rehab clinic of the body.
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The Brits say the Americans are “across the pond” because they always underestimate how big America is.
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Welding Vows are when two people say, “I do,” and are welded together.
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Welding Vows are when two people say, “I do,” and are welded together.
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They used to have a little cabinet containing liquor right behind the counsel tables in every courtroom. To get to the place where the lawyers sit, you had to pass the bar.
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They used to have a little cabinet containing liquor right behind the counsel tables in every courtroom. To get to the place where the lawyers sit, you had to pass the bar.
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All computing is basically just making a bunch of lights turn on or off in patterns.
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All computing is basically just making a bunch of lights turn on or off in patterns.
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Vampires aren't visible in mirrors. That's why no one has ever seen a vampire in a mirror.
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Vampires aren't visible in mirrors. That's why no one has ever seen a vampire in a mirror.
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Coffee is a note your nervous system passes itself that says class isn't over yet. #ExplainItWrongButGetItRight #HashTagGames
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Abrahamic religions presuppose children’s irrational fear of their absent father.
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Abrahamic religions presuppose children’s irrational fear of their absent father.
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#HashTagGamesOne of my favorites from “Community”.
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#HashTagGamesOne of my favorites from “Community”.
@hashtaggames #CommunityTV #BrittaPerry #GillianJacobs @communitytv
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#ExplainItWrongButGetItRight is now trending across Mastodon
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#ExplainItWrongButGetItRight is now trending across Mastodon
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#HashTagGamesOooh I have a real one I reference all the time (to the great annoyance of my partner):
Planes are able to fly because they are propelled through the air faster than they can fall.
After much passionate discussion, my poor partner has conceded that this is kind of correct, in a small way, for the wrong reasons, if you squint and tilt your head just so. I declare VICTORY.
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#HashTagGamesOooh I have a real one I reference all the time (to the great annoyance of my partner):
Planes are able to fly because they are propelled through the air faster than they can fall.
After much passionate discussion, my poor partner has conceded that this is kind of correct, in a small way, for the wrong reasons, if you squint and tilt your head just so. I declare VICTORY.
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The fediverse is so antisocial people can enjoy social media
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The fediverse is so antisocial people can enjoy social media
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#HashtagGamesThey say "it ain't over until the fat lady sings," because body shaming a much loved opera singer will get your opera house cancelled and eventually closed down.
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Microsoft Excel doesn’t. #ExplainItWrongButGetItRight #HashtagGames
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Microsoft Excel doesn’t. #ExplainItWrongButGetItRight #HashtagGames
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It's called "ground level" because that's where they grind things
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It's called "ground level" because that's where they grind things
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That company that was ‘faking’ AI with an office full of people in India was actually AI (Actual Intelligence) and we decided that was a fucking scam.
We should sit and think about that.
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