#distractionoftheweek β Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #distractionoftheweek, aggregated by home.social.
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Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares π¦π π±π§π§― π¨π¦ @[email protected] Β·poa.st "nigger"
FSE "None of the rocket missions to the comet are going to work. All of them use javascript libraries that are buggy. They should have gotten people to write the damn thing in C."
bae.st: " #justlookup (this loli's dress) :licc: π± "
KWF: " Got the instance up specifically to laugh at you retards. :kiwifarmscc: - here's the chris chan 24/7 livestream special for the day of impact "
baraag: "comet? Sorry haven't been following too busy jerking off to realistic 3d AI generated children...UH I MEAN CARTOONS DEFINITELY ONLY CARTOONS"
pawoo: ζγγͺγ¬γ€γΈγ³γη§γγ‘γ―θͺεγγ‘γ§δΈηγζγγͺγγγ°γͺγγΎγγ -- γ‘γ«γγ±γγγζΊεγγ
nicecrew.digital : "tf you talking about nigga i don't see no comet ur making shit up and u talk like a fag"
Spinster: "The men are were busy RAPING YOUNG WOMEN and PUSHING WOMEN OUT OF NASA to solve this problem. Now we're all DOOMED. This is ALL the men's fault. I've already given my cats catfood laced with drugs so they don't have to suffer. "
gab: :ablobdrool: :gab_ai: :gab:
DRC: "How many niggas are ready to loot?
Yeah, so what you wanna do? What you wanna do?
I said how many niggas are ready to loot?
Got myself an Uzi and my brother a nine"
pieville: "Pretty sure the jews have figured out how to get off earth, we just gotta find their launch pad and take it"
Gameliberty.club : "Streaming on twitch, half Doom 5 half some weird other twitch streamer shooting ukranians POV"
shitposter.club: "We've all decided to unanimously convert to 3rd century christian arianism before the comet hits, just in case. let us π :cross_ortho_wooden1: "
activitypub-troll.cf: DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN
yggdrasil.social: *insert picture of catgirl standing on a comet here*
beefyboys.win: "<surprisingly thorough description of the escape velocity required to avoid collision, possible feasible solutions to the comet, logistics details, followed by a LOL BUT NO ONE WILL READ THIS>"
noagendasocial: "
[email protected]> Now that it's the end let's hear it:
[email protected] > "[email protected] was right again. "
[email protected]> OK let's do a couple lines of coke and talk shit about the people behind the #distractionoftheweek and go out with the final, ultimate quality show our wonderful producers have paid for every week. Starting with a special executive producer who I totally appreciate the irony here: Hillary Clipclop Clinton who has donated 200 billion dollars. Because and I quote "fuck it why not". That's a lot of hookers and blow, even at today's prices.
FCE: [dead before the comet hits]
ryona.agency: This is the final list of instances that would rather block right wingers than KNOW THERE'S A GODDAMN COMET ABOUT TO HIT THE EARTH.
iddqd.social: "one last game. roll for initiative"
gleasonator: " FINALLY fixed that last soapbox bug. :smug1: "
cum.salon: *tries to rape the comet*
varishangout.net: *hornyposting to the bitter end*
brighteon.social: "END OF THE WORLD NWO SPECIAL ALEX JONES BROADCAST - CAN DONALD TRUMP SAVE US?"
truth.social: "Free spaceships to the planet magadonia for everybody! Just venmo 3 easy payments of 99.99$ to [link] "
rdrama.cc : Welcome to nginx!
cawfee.club: "It's all over"
freeatlantis.com: [meme showing biden looking clueless not doing anything about the impending comet]
eientei.org: [spams timeline with grafs PII for some reason that nobody gives a shit about except for the Antifa SJWs who can't see their posts anyway, due to fediblock]
misskey-forkbomb.cf : *still forkin' away*
seal.cafe: "You're even further outdated now, Jeff Cliff, the world has moved past Covid, we're now onto the comet killing everyone and all life on earth."
eveningzoo.club: "finally we're going to actually see what happens when 6 million jews *actually* die"
youjo.love: "it's ok to be pro-comet *and* pro-c. Here's why [long argument that resolve to https://img.ifunny.co/images/71d25dcdba231ef1c3a85fe0cb040a5f7ac8d2151d74bf72091ca3640cceba16_1.jpg "
mastinator.com : BU\/__ OUR C 1 ALis P1LLS [url that is actually broken]
shortstackran.ch: some kind of weird markov/gpt generated blurb about cosmetics which fediverse people DEFINITELY would want to read
repl.co: Repl Unavailable
posting.lolicon.rocks: despite being the literal end of the world THE LOLI DEBATE CONTINUES ON
nnia.space: *now that nobody cares to stop them floods what's left of the timeline with CP*
sleepy.cafe: [died before the comet hit]
leafposter.club: "Goin' out for a rip. Take care eh"
glindr: *presumably sucking elon musk's dick somewhere or something?*