#daytwelve — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Stroopwafels are #PermeantlyBanned

#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwelve

#Things are #GettingReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and a #SparklyPony...

And, #FancyHats...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

For the #FancyBats with #FancyHats...!

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹🎩🐻🎩🦹 :fediverse:

#DayTwelve of my no alcohol pre-Vegas purge.

I’m going to an electronic music show tonight with some friends so I think $25 is fair to throw in the pot.

$110 💰💰💰

#WritingWonders #DayTwelve Does your MC have a healthy lifestyle? 2/2

Amalyn: “Healthy lifestyle? Are you trying to imply something about my nightly habit of drinking at the pub until our useless king’s useless guards find a reason to arrest me?

If you want me to eat better and exercise, then give me a job that will take me far away from this hellhole. Preferably somewhere near a goblin settlement. They’ve got the only cooks in the kingdom that have heard of spices.”

Dorothea: “I’m sure my sister would say that dedicating myself to a life of vengeance against demons doesn’t make for a healthy lifestyle. But she just can’t accept that the only reason I even have a life is that The Lady sent me back from the dead with her ‘gifts’ for this exact thing.

I still ain’t clear on whether She’s the one genuine god or whether She made me a genuine angel. I just know this is what I do until all the demons are back in Hell where they belong.”

#WritingWonders #DayTwelve Does your MC have a healthy lifestyle? 1/2

I’m going to let them answer this one.

Bethany: “Dad says I have a unique anatomy and it almost doesn’t matter what I eat or drink, as long as I eat and drink plenty. But I do try not to drink too many milkshakes, even though I’m pretty sure they’re the pinnacle of human achievement.

For exercise I love to swim. I’d swim even if it were bad for me. The water feels like…sanctuary. Is that weird? Maybe it’s got to do with something from my past I can’t remember.”

Liesel: “I know mother and I aren’t eating enough, especially for the number of hours we work in a day. But these days you can’t grow much on this land except goats. Even the goats are malnourished, and goats could probably find something to graze on in the middle of a volcano.

And no, we’re not eating the goats! If we did I wouldn’t have any friends.”