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  1. "Alina Habba Reawakens Severe Doubts About Her Legal Education"

    :catthinking:

    She undoubtedly got her degree from Cracker Jack Uni. I'm told there's one in every box.

    #USNews #USPol #AlinaHabba #LegalEducation #CrackerJacks #satire

    newrepublic.com/post/180724/al

  2. "Alina Habba Reawakens Severe Doubts About Her Legal Education"

    :catthinking:

    She undoubtedly got her degree from Cracker Jack Uni. I'm told there's one in every box.

    #USNews #USPol #AlinaHabba #LegalEducation #CrackerJacks #satire

    newrepublic.com/post/180724/al

  3. "Alina Habba Reawakens Severe Doubts About Her Legal Education"

    :catthinking:

    She undoubtedly got her degree from Cracker Jack Uni. I'm told there's one in every box.

    #USNews #USPol #AlinaHabba #LegalEducation #CrackerJacks #satire

    newrepublic.com/post/180724/al

  4. "Alina Habba Reawakens Severe Doubts About Her Legal Education"

    :catthinking:

    She undoubtedly got her degree from Cracker Jack Uni. I'm told there's one in every box.

    #USNews #USPol #AlinaHabba #LegalEducation #CrackerJacks #satire

    newrepublic.com/post/180724/al

  5. Seen in a dating profile:

    "I WANT A SLAVE TO DOMINATE IN MY DUNGEON..."

    Wow, all caps. You must be serious.

    "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I GOT MY PRO-DOMME DIPLOMA FROM A BOX OF CRACKER JACKS??????"

    Nothing, nothing at all... carry on.

    #dating #DatingProfile #ProDomme #CrackerJacks

  6. Seen in a dating profile:

    "I WANT A SLAVE TO DOMINATE IN MY DUNGEON..."

    Wow, all caps. You must be serious.

    "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I GOT MY PRO-DOMME DIPLOMA FROM A BOX OF CRACKER JACKS??????"

    Nothing, nothing at all... carry on.

    #dating #DatingProfile #ProDomme #CrackerJacks

  7. Seen in a dating profile:

    "I WANT A SLAVE TO DOMINATE IN MY DUNGEON..."

    Wow, all caps. You must be serious.

    "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I GOT MY PRO-DOMME DIPLOMA FROM A BOX OF CRACKER JACKS??????"

    Nothing, nothing at all... carry on.

    #dating #DatingProfile #ProDomme #CrackerJacks

  8. Seen in a dating profile:

    "I WANT A SLAVE TO DOMINATE IN MY DUNGEON..."

    Wow, all caps. You must be serious.

    "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I GOT MY PRO-DOMME DIPLOMA FROM A BOX OF CRACKER JACKS??????"

    Nothing, nothing at all... carry on.

    #dating #DatingProfile #ProDomme #CrackerJacks

  9. "Is there anyone here who studied history at Oxford?"

    [silence]

    "How about Cambridge?"

    [silence]

    "How about Harvard?"

    [silence]

    "Is there anyone who has studied history at any university?"

    "Well... I don't know if it counts by I got my diploma from a box of Cracker Jacks."

    #history #Oxford #Cambridge #Harvard #university #CrackerJacks #joke

  10. "Is there anyone here who studied history at Oxford?"

    [silence]

    "How about Cambridge?"

    [silence]

    "How about Harvard?"

    [silence]

    "Is there anyone who has studied history at any university?"

    "Well... I don't know if it counts by I got my diploma from a box of Cracker Jacks."

    #history #Oxford #Cambridge #Harvard #university #CrackerJacks #joke

  11. "Is there anyone here who studied history at Oxford?"

    [silence]

    "How about Cambridge?"

    [silence]

    "How about Harvard?"

    [silence]

    "Is there anyone who has studied history at any university?"

    "Well... I don't know if it counts by I got my diploma from a box of Cracker Jacks."

    #history #Oxford #Cambridge #Harvard #university #CrackerJacks #joke

  12. "Is there anyone here who studied history at Oxford?"

    [silence]

    "How about Cambridge?"

    [silence]

    "How about Harvard?"

    [silence]

    "Is there anyone who has studied history at any university?"

    "Well... I don't know if it counts by I got my diploma from a box of Cracker Jacks."

    #history #Oxford #Cambridge #Harvard #university #CrackerJacks #joke