#catchscurvy — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFuntimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #Someweather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; #QuiteWarm, too...

And, we're #AllUpdaticated...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#LemonUp; #Otherwise you'll #CatchScurvy...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#BeingEuropean #EuropeanServer #ServingIT #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

#LemonUp; #IT's #FunTimeFriday...

You don't want to #CatchScurvy; #OrSomething, aye...

#IT's #BaconSammidgeTime...!

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#OnACompleteTangent; an #AlmostEntirelyIrrelevantTangent...

#TheInterview with #GuillermoDelToro on #CulturalLife on #TheBBC is #Sublime...

#SpeakingPersonally, as an #Individual; #BeingSingular, #IThink I'm #InLove with #GuillermoDelToro... 🧡

#IT's #OK, we can't #MakePretendBabies #Together; #Well, #WeCould...

But, #YouWontLikeIT...

I could #ListenToHim #AllDay; #Because #Reasons and #Because #TheInternet is #StillOn...

#TrueFacts... #ForQuality...!

#DontDrinkBleach or #CatchScurvy; #OrSomething...

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#VisualRepresentation #Subliminity #Plurality #FTW #InSpanish #AlsoAvailable #InJapanese

We've had a lot of #LemonDrizzleCake on #OurMinds, recently...

We wouldn't want them to #CatchScurvy...

#BeAwareWolf

I shall be #CatchingUp on my #DarkChocolateMarmalade #IceCream #AtSomePoint... #Soonish™️... #NotRightNow...

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#YouKnow...

I #Think we might "need" some more #LemonDrizzleCake; for the #VikingVillagePeople™️

We've had a lot of #LemonDrizzleCake on #OurMinds, recently...

We wouldn't want them to #CatchScurvy...

#BeAwareWolf

I shall be #CatchingUp on my #DarkChocolateMarmalade #IceCream #AtSomePoint... #Soonish™️... #NotRightNow...

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#OpenLetter...

#DearScottishPower,

What is #ThisBullshit, #Now...? I'm getting a #Shocking #DéjàVu...

#JustStop #TakingGovernmentSubsidies and #PayingShareHolderDividends, and #ReturnGoodValue to a #DysfunctionalMarket... With an #OxfordComma.

#LoveAndKisses,

#DrPSiReN

#PS: #LemonUp...! #Otherwise you'll #CatchScurvy...

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#OpenLetter...

#DearScottishPower,

What is #ThisBullshit, #Now...?

#JustStop #TakingGovernmentSubsidies and #PayingShareHolderDividends, and #ReturnGoodValue to a #DysfunctionalMarket... With an #OxfordComma.

#LoveAndKisses,

#DrPSiReN

#PS: #LemonUp...! #Otherwise you'll #CatchScurvy...

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#Meanwhile...

#PSiReNGroup is #Still #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles... With #EMail and #Points...

#Once we've #JoinedNATO with our #CombinedNectarPoints, we're going to #Trade our #ScottishPower #PointlessPoints for #TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica; because, #IT's #NotWorthIT....

#LemonUp...! #Otherwise you'll #CatchScurvy...

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#YouKnow...

I #Think we might "need" some more #LemonDrizzleCake; for the #VikingVillagePeople™️

We wouldn't want them to #CatchScurvy...

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