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  1. "Trees here in Maine are lovely," Sandy opined.

  2. Notate: Follows note seven.

  3. Really heavy babies are delivered by crane.

  4. Why are hockey rinks curved in the corners?

    If they were 90 degrees, the ice would melt.

  5. Imbibing can lead to disease. Bartenders, fortunately, have shots for that.

  6. She and I laugh at our competitive natures but I laugh more often.

  7. Blood pudding is best when made from scratch.

  8. Make a bacon pun. It's the groan up thing to do.

  9. "If you need me, I'll be up with the choir," David said loftily.

  10. "Haulin' Oats" must have been the hardest-working duo.

  11. Sweet potatoes have yam sessions.

  12. Was the September Renaissance Faire as good as the one Gala had?

  13. The new zoo attendant will be porcufine.

  14. The sorceress wand me over.

  15. Since she was a perfect match, she could always light my fire.

  16. Man I met slid off a daffodil stem in a.m.

  17. Ad libitum: a premiere.

  18. The rambunctious tyke is grounded at ohm and currently bored.

  19. Lloyd saves the toothbrush from his annual checkup in case a lady sleeps over. So far he has 17.

  20. Ghost hunters wear a paranormal jeans.

  21. Fall phrase adjusted to the times:

    "I came, I saw, I added pumpkin spice."

  22. Just finished my Maine-based horror story, "The Blobster."

  23. Waffley wedded wives are the best!

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