What is a pirate's least-favorite letter?
"Dear Sire, We hereby find you in violation of "The Pirates of the Caribbean" copyright ..."
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So weary of mindless violins.
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At first it was the Bermuda Rectangle. Then one of its sides disappeared.
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Do new Teslas come with a bit of a musk?
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Counterfeit $1 bills are circulating. Watch out for hot singlea in your area.
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Can never remember if the punchline is crusty bus station or busty crustacean.
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Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam.
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Sip, rinse, repeat.
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Little witches start with Easy Bake Covens.
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End repetitive crime. Don't re-elect them!
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Keep your hi-hat on!
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Future astrophysicists love looking for wormholes.
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Yup. My dirt puns aren't mulch.
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The mystery of my rising garden bed is still unsolved.
The plot thickens ...
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On my side? Everything. Cut in half? Nothing. Identify.
The number eight.
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Sculpture departments should have a light breakfast fundraiser - "Donutello."
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Oats before notes.
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I like a chicken that thinks outside the "bawks."
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I have friends in a same-sax relationship.
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Next time a mime walks over, I plan to go with, "You don't say!"
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Do two brawling cats later hiss and make up?
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Can you add two math symbols to 55,555 to get it to 500?
555 - 55 = 500
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Borrow or rob?
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Just ordered "Stringed Instruments Rule" by Amanda Lynn.
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Sippin' pretty.
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Mastodon After Dark:
"Tell me your desires as I softly move my finger to your G string."
"I want my Gibson back!"