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  1. RE: infosec.exchange/@k3ym0/117479

    PSA: it is TODAY, you absolute goblins.

    @badsamurai takes the stage at @BSidesPDX at 3:30p, Track 2. Put Community Lists in your Kill Chain.

    Skip the hallway con for 20 minutes. Learn how free lists stop the shit your fancy platform keeps missing. Then go back to the hallway con, I’m not a monster.

  2. yay more PHP vulns. happy friday everyone.

    FUCK.

  3. Until you’re agentic swarm can hack into the government and release the Epstein files, I will not be impressed

  4. vibe coder's today: "what is PHP?"

  5. gather round, children. let me tell you a story

    in 2004, a wizard found a cursed bug in PHP and hid the spell
    in 2020, a peasant reported it. nobody cared
    in 2024, the elders found it again, drafted 3 fixes, all cursed, and argued for months

    then in 2026 the machines came. found it in 3 days. popped WordPress in 48 hrs

    the curse? memory_limit. the safety rail was the exploit all along

    and everyone patched happily ever after (lol. lmao.)

  6. RE: infosec.exchange/@badsamurai/1

    Stop doomscrolling your 47th “agentic AI will replace your SOC” thread and go watch @badsamurai at @BSidesPDX this Friday.

    Community lists. Doing the fucking basics. Deterministic full-stops in the kill chain. No vendor magic beans, just free lists that block the shit your six-figure platform waved through.

    Cyber intel is a team sport. Get your ass on the team.

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