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  1. gather round, children. let me tell you a story

    in 2004, a wizard found a cursed bug in PHP and hid the spell
    in 2020, a peasant reported it. nobody cared
    in 2024, the elders found it again, drafted 3 fixes, all cursed, and argued for months

    then in 2026 the machines came. found it in 3 days. popped WordPress in 48 hrs

    the curse? memory_limit. the safety rail was the exploit all along

    and everyone patched happily ever after (lol. lmao.)

  2. RE: infosec.exchange/@badsamurai/1

    Stop doomscrolling your 47th “agentic AI will replace your SOC” thread and go watch @badsamurai at @BSidesPDX this Friday.

    Community lists. Doing the fucking basics. Deterministic full-stops in the kill chain. No vendor magic beans, just free lists that block the shit your six-figure platform waved through.

    Cyber intel is a team sport. Get your ass on the team.

  3. BeyondTrust Remote Support, now shipping with Beyond Trust™ authentication

    CVE-2026-102764, CVSS 9.3. The appliance simply did not check where messages came from. Unauth file ops, zero clicks, zero fucks given.

    Exploited since August. Patched in October. That's a zero-day with a seven week head start.

    Second critical of 2026 after February's RCE-to-ransomware speedrun. It's not PAM, it's a PAMphlet on how not to do auth.

    CISA URGES YOU TO PATCH.

    The product name was a warning label this whole time.

  4. Naturalist is someone who watches birds. Naturist is someone who watches birds with no pants on.

    Two letters of difference, wildly different Google results.

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