gather round, children. let me tell you a story
in 2004, a wizard found a cursed bug in PHP and hid the spell
in 2020, a peasant reported it. nobody cared
in 2024, the elders found it again, drafted 3 fixes, all cursed, and argued for months
then in 2026 the machines came. found it in 3 days. popped WordPress in 48 hrs
the curse? memory_limit. the safety rail was the exploit all along
and everyone patched happily ever after (lol. lmao.)