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Long Distance Transbians Will Invent Teleportation
"Breaking News: A transgendered lesbian group has developed a repeatable, low-energy way to transport matter — including people! — across vast distances instantly!
"The discovery was made two weeks ago, but we only just learned of it today. Luna Aphrodite, one of the inventors, told us, 'There were five of us and we were just having the hottest, kinkiest sex. Once we ran out of lube, we realized we should probably tell people what we'd done.
"Lilith Morningstar, another co-inventor, spent half of their time writing a LaTeX framework from scratch for the paper they published. She did this while wearing puppy ears, a muzzle, and occasionally receiving oral sex. In her words, this 'is the only way to do science, you squares.'
"The Distributed Polycule, as the creators have credited themselves, claim that the breakthrough came when 'amber' — and we are reminded its name is in lowercase, always — posted on something called the Fediverse, 'this one was told it couldn't be out of chastity or cum until it was with the entire polycule again, and this one couldn't stop leaking. finishing the teleporter was really the only way this one wouldn't dehydrate to death.'
"Reactions from the far right have been predictable, claiming that the device will 'turn us all trans.' The Distributed Polycule, as the creators have credited themselves, issued a statement early this morning: 'Fuck you, we were trying to build that first! Go back to gagging on Trump's...'
"...wait, my producer is telling me there's no way CBS is letting us finish reading this segment. She's thrown her headset at our Government Liason...I can't repeat on the air what's happening, but I'm sure we'll come back to this breakthrough soon!
"For WSUB, CBS 4, this is Jessica Phoenix, reporting."
#fiction #trans #transbians #polyamory #scifi #speculativefiction
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Okay, the Thrustmaster Warthog HOTAS Throttle doesn't seem to work like I want with my combination of Mech Game and Linux...
...but it *does* make a stupidly expensive busybox, so really, why am I returning it? I could click these switches all day!
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I need help from the fucked up trans girls out there!
Someone in the local community recommended that my partner read WARHOUND, Kallidora Rho's incredible Mech/Trans/Lesbian/Brainwashing masterpiece that helped spawn the Mechsploitation genre. Subsequently, a dozen local trans girls have read it.
I, personally, mainlined that shit. Now I subscribe to Kallie's Patreon and have read a bunch of other work in the genre, but I'm jonesing *hard *, friends. I got it *bad.*
What should I read next? Any good games I should play? How can I get more of the sub side of the Handler/Broken Pilot into my brain??
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I need help from the fucked up trans girls out there!
Someone in the local community recommended that my partner read WARHOUND, Kallidora Rho's incredible Mech/Trans/Lesbian/Brainwashing masterpiece that helped spawn the Mechsploitation genre. Subsequently, a dozen local trans girls have read it.
I, personally, mainlined that shit. Now I subscribe to Kallie's Patreon and have read a bunch of other work in the genre, but I'm jonesing *hard *, friends. I got it *bad.*
What should I read next? Any good games I should play? How can I get more of the sub side of the Handler/Broken Pilot into my brain??
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I need help from the fucked up trans girls out there!
Someone in the local community recommended that my partner read WARHOUND, Kallidora Rho's incredible Mech/Trans/Lesbian/Brainwashing masterpiece that helped spawn the Mechsploitation genre. Subsequently, a dozen local trans girls have read it.
I, personally, mainlined that shit. Now I subscribe to Kallie's Patreon and have read a bunch of other work in the genre, but I'm jonesing *hard *, friends. I got it *bad.*
What should I read next? Any good games I should play? How can I get more of the sub side of the Handler/Broken Pilot into my brain??
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I need help from the fucked up trans girls out there!
Someone in the local community recommended that my partner read WARHOUND, Kallidora Rho's incredible Mech/Trans/Lesbian/Brainwashing masterpiece that helped spawn the Mechsploitation genre. Subsequently, a dozen local trans girls have read it.
I, personally, mainlined that shit. Now I subscribe to Kallie's Patreon and have read a bunch of other work in the genre, but I'm jonesing *hard *, friends. I got it *bad.*
What should I read next? Any good games I should play? How can I get more of the sub side of the Handler/Broken Pilot into my brain??
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I need help from the fucked up trans girls out there!
Someone in the local community recommended that my partner read WARHOUND, Kallidora Rho's incredible Mech/Trans/Lesbian/Brainwashing masterpiece that helped spawn the Mechsploitation genre. Subsequently, a dozen local trans girls have read it.
I, personally, mainlined that shit. Now I subscribe to Kallie's Patreon and have read a bunch of other work in the genre, but I'm jonesing *hard *, friends. I got it *bad.*
What should I read next? Any good games I should play? How can I get more of the sub side of the Handler/Broken Pilot into my brain??
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Springfield, Ohio awaits masked thugs out to brutalize neighbors and stomp on the Bill of Rights. Beautiful, poignant article from the Ohio Capital Journal.
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Frankly, I miss PCMCIA, and ZIP drives. Computing that required putting chunky cards and cassettes and stuff into drives. Old 90s anime style computing.
I know some of you know exactly what I mean. Please send GIFs that fit that aesthetic, or pictures of your gear that fits the bill 💜
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Frankly, I miss PCMCIA, and ZIP drives. Computing that required putting chunky cards and cassettes and stuff into drives. Old 90s anime style computing.
I know some of you know exactly what I mean. Please send GIFs that fit that aesthetic, or pictures of your gear that fits the bill 💜
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Frankly, I miss PCMCIA, and ZIP drives. Computing that required putting chunky cards and cassettes and stuff into drives. Old 90s anime style computing.
I know some of you know exactly what I mean. Please send GIFs that fit that aesthetic, or pictures of your gear that fits the bill 💜
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Frankly, I miss PCMCIA, and ZIP drives. Computing that required putting chunky cards and cassettes and stuff into drives. Old 90s anime style computing.
I know some of you know exactly what I mean. Please send GIFs that fit that aesthetic, or pictures of your gear that fits the bill 💜
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Frankly, I miss PCMCIA, and ZIP drives. Computing that required putting chunky cards and cassettes and stuff into drives. Old 90s anime style computing.
I know some of you know exactly what I mean. Please send GIFs that fit that aesthetic, or pictures of your gear that fits the bill 💜
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lol Epic doesn't let you put Emoji into messages! Now my PCP won't know I purple heart her!
I bet they're fucking all ASCII encoded rdbms tables and they refuse or are unable to update them to UTF-8.
Oh, how I fucking hate Epic.
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lol Epic doesn't let you put Emoji into messages! Now my PCP won't know I purple heart her!
I bet they're fucking all ASCII encoded rdbms tables and they refuse or are unable to update them to UTF-8.
Oh, how I fucking hate Epic.
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lol Epic doesn't let you put Emoji into messages! Now my PCP won't know I purple heart her!
I bet they're fucking all ASCII encoded rdbms tables and they refuse or are unable to update them to UTF-8.
Oh, how I fucking hate Epic.
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lol Epic doesn't let you put Emoji into messages! Now my PCP won't know I purple heart her!
I bet they're fucking all ASCII encoded rdbms tables and they refuse or are unable to update them to UTF-8.
Oh, how I fucking hate Epic.
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Dear Lazyfedi,
At the end of January, I'm attending an event called CYBERTOPIA. I'll need Cyberpunk clothing, accessories, the whole bit.
I'm either going intensely Gibsonian high tech / low life, or upscale Cyberglam femme.
Send me the shops you like, the makeup that'll make me, DIY guides, or whatever you've got!
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Dear Lazyfedi,
At the end of January, I'm attending an event called CYBERTOPIA. I'll need Cyberpunk clothing, accessories, the whole bit.
I'm either going intensely Gibsonian high tech / low life, or upscale Cyberglam femme.
Send me the shops you like, the makeup that'll make me, DIY guides, or whatever you've got!
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Dear Lazyfedi,
At the end of January, I'm attending an event called CYBERTOPIA. I'll need Cyberpunk clothing, accessories, the whole bit.
I'm either going intensely Gibsonian high tech / low life, or upscale Cyberglam femme.
Send me the shops you like, the makeup that'll make me, DIY guides, or whatever you've got!
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Dear Lazyfedi,
At the end of January, I'm attending an event called CYBERTOPIA. I'll need Cyberpunk clothing, accessories, the whole bit.
I'm either going intensely Gibsonian high tech / low life, or upscale Cyberglam femme.
Send me the shops you like, the makeup that'll make me, DIY guides, or whatever you've got!
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Dear Lazyfedi,
At the end of January, I'm attending an event called CYBERTOPIA. I'll need Cyberpunk clothing, accessories, the whole bit.
I'm either going intensely Gibsonian high tech / low life, or upscale Cyberglam femme.
Send me the shops you like, the makeup that'll make me, DIY guides, or whatever you've got!
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Comic art is so bland and safe now. It's got no soul. Where are the days of man-faced children bathing together, and women heroes wearing costumes at all hours with perfectly shaded hair that doesn't match any of the surroundings?
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Comic art is so bland and safe now. It's got no soul. Where are the days of man-faced children bathing together, and women heroes wearing costumes at all hours with perfectly shaded hair that doesn't match any of the surroundings?
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Comic art is so bland and safe now. It's got no soul. Where are the days of man-faced children bathing together, and women heroes wearing costumes at all hours with perfectly shaded hair that doesn't match any of the surroundings?
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Comic art is so bland and safe now. It's got no soul. Where are the days of man-faced children bathing together, and women heroes wearing costumes at all hours with perfectly shaded hair that doesn't match any of the surroundings?
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Comic art is so bland and safe now. It's got no soul. Where are the days of man-faced children bathing together, and women heroes wearing costumes at all hours with perfectly shaded hair that doesn't match any of the surroundings?
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Mario Kart 8; 13YO and 9YO playing:
WIFE, PRESUMABLY SHELLED: "Augh! Now I can't catch up to 13YO at all!"
13YO: 'Haha! Suck my balls!"EVERYONE is silent. JESS stares at 13yo,
13YO: "Um...sorry..."
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Dear Lazyweb,
When my wife sends me Calendar Invites from iOS, I get an email that contains the name of the event and the time and that's it.
No iCal attachment. No details. Nothing.
Is this normal iOS interoperability awfulness or is there something she or I are missing?
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Dear Lazyweb,
When my wife sends me Calendar Invites from iOS, I get an email that contains the name of the event and the time and that's it.
No iCal attachment. No details. Nothing.
Is this normal iOS interoperability awfulness or is there something she or I are missing?