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  1. Your daily affirmation:
    To avoid burnout, smolder instead. Become a deep red glow in the darkness and wait for the right time to ignite.

  2. What are you made of?

  3. Instead of candy this Halloween, why not pass out banned books instead?
    A sugar high lasts a short time, but knowledge lives forever.

  4. More Halloween costume ideas:

    - dark librarian
    - mossy nook
    - mildly inappropriate Muppet
    - sexy bog corpse
    - queen of the wildlands, perfumed in rum and malice

  5. Your daily affirmation:
    Don't underestimate yourself. You could be a legend if you simply find a realm where napping and eating fried potatoes are celebrated sports.

  6. What's your favorite way to exercise?

  7. "Only the strong survive" is dumb and outdated.
    Let's try:

    - only kindness should thrive
    - only zombies revive
    - smart folks always archive
    - cats should never drive

  8. Every day brings an opportunity for change.
    Change your style by wearing enchanted slacks.
    Change your outlook by soaring through the sky in a rigid airship.
    Change your mind by opening it up to the ancient cosmic horrors who slumber inside stars.

  9. Your daily affirmation:
    Today is a good day for minor accomplishments. Tell your mind goblins to take the afternoon off and get on with it.

  10. More Halloween costume ideas:

    - exhausted pile of leaves
    - bubblegum vape cloud
    - a person who likes milkshakes
    - a Little Free Library that passes out banned books
    - sexy nightmare

  11. If you prepared your patch properly, by now your pumpkins should be:
    - humming softly
    - levitating a little
    - vibrating to an internal rhythm
    - murmering dark incantations to the elder gods
    - smelling faintly of sulfur and eldritch madness

  12. Your daily horoscope:
    Today you will feel like a pumpkin on the vine - growing, welcoming darkness, and waiting to unleash your evil grin hidden within.

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