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  1. #HashtagGames
    #CriminalASongOrPoem

    🎶 I used to rule the world... 🎶

    as sung by an orange, fairy-floss haired ex-president with very, very small hands.

  2. CW: A rude word is used...😬

    #HashtagGames
    #CriminalASongOrPoem

    Charlie Daniels Gang

    🎶 Some heavy shit went down in Georgia... 🎶

  3. #HashtagGames
    #CriminalASongOrPoem

    🎶
    I would steal 500 cars
    And I would steal 500 more
    Just to be the crook who stole 1000 cars
    To foot your cocaine bill...
    🎶

  4. So... it's been a day since #ScottyThePathologicalLiar shuffled unceremoniously out of the parliament...
    Just like the day he was booted from the prime minister's office the air has that lovely fresh ozone smell like the moments after a cleansing thunderstorm...
    Long may he be forgotten...

    #auspol

  5. @kentparkstreet1

    Nobody hammers in an imaginary nail or cooks a pre-prepared fake curry like #ScottyThePathologicalLiar ...

    It must have been very difficult managing all those cringe-worthy photo-ops in between balancing his other five secret portfolios.

    I wonder what Jen thinks of it all?

  6. @kentparkstreet1 @tooheymatthew

    Well... hopefully he'll just be remembered as the bumbling, incompetent, sexist, happy-clapping, buffoon that we all know as #ScottyThePathologicalLiar ...

  7. Well with regard to #ScottyThePathologicalLiar leaving parliament today...

    Piss of you egregious, incompetent buffoon... Don't let the door hit you in the back on the way out.
    May we never see or hear of you again...
    The worst prime minister in Australian history by a country mile! You made Tony Abbot look competent...
    You left Australia in a far worse position than you got it!

    #auspol

  8. #FictionalCharacterTakesCreditFor
    #HashTagGames

    Jean Luc Picard falls into a time rift and helps Joe Biden get re-elected in Nov. 2024.
    He also helps the Borg to assimilate Donald Trump...

  9. #AirplaneASongOrPoem
    #HashTagGames

    Tay Tay sings:

    🎶
    Up, up and away...,
    In my beautiful,
    My beautiful,
    Ozone destroying private jet
    🎶