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My mortgage provider isn’t going to be happy to hear about this.
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If I tell my kid that the new Olivia Rodrigo song sounds like The Smashing Pumpkins with a hint of Everlong by The Foo Fighters, they will sneer at me like I’ve never been sneered at before, so I’m telling you lot instead.
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Every list article is ragebait even if it has been compiled in the utmost good faith, because it is a ragebait format.
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You could have a nice day today, or you could get mad online about a list someone made for people to get mad about online.
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Drimble Wedge and the Vegetations (aka Peter Cook and The Dudley Moore Trio) - Bedazzled
(For the line “You fill me with inertia”)
Louis Armstrong - We Have All The Time In The World
X-Press 2 feat David Byrne - Lazy
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Drimble Wedge and the Vegetations (aka Peter Cook and The Dudley Moore Trio) - Bedazzled
(For the line “You fill me with inertia”)
Louis Armstrong - We Have All The Time In The World
X-Press 2 feat David Byrne - Lazy
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Drimble Wedge and the Vegetations (aka Peter Cook and The Dudley Moore Trio) - Bedazzled
(For the line “You fill me with inertia”)
Louis Armstrong - We Have All The Time In The World
X-Press 2 feat David Byrne - Lazy
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Drimble Wedge and the Vegetations (aka Peter Cook and The Dudley Moore Trio) - Bedazzled
(For the line “You fill me with inertia”)
Louis Armstrong - We Have All The Time In The World
X-Press 2 feat David Byrne - Lazy
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Drimble Wedge and the Vegetations (aka Peter Cook and The Dudley Moore Trio) - Bedazzled
(For the line “You fill me with inertia”)
Louis Armstrong - We Have All The Time In The World
X-Press 2 feat David Byrne - Lazy
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Grumpy, bad, busy day but at least there is #ThePlaylist to listen to as I catch up with work this evening. @DJDarren
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And apart from anything else, my friends, I am so fucking sick of it all. I am sick of being right and it not mattering, and I am also kind of sick of having to present the EU as unproblematic. There is so much nuance and it turns out that the English media simply cannot do nuance. #UKpol
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Assuming the average right winger in this country is as thick-headed as they actually are, I think giving them the gift of reopening the Brexit debate could be catastrophic.
I know that the view of Brexit has changed for many people and there is a level of regret in the centre.
But I say this because Reform does not need a majority of votes to win a majority in the Commons, far from it. They just need to have 35% percent of the votes be from galvinised flag-shagging pricks. #UKpol
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“Wrecking Brexit” is when you move some rubble into a neater pile. #UKpol
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Eurovision Wrong Contest, more like.
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Lanark is not on that new Guardian list of 100 best novels which is A Fucking Travesty Et Cetera. However you can see from the votes that, for example, Ian Rankin voted for it.
Lanark took thirty years to write and came out in 1981. I think The Bridge by Iain Banks owes a lot to it and/or common influences such as Kafka.
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Speaking of audiobooks, which you weren’t, I’ve been listening on my local library app to the new Alan Cumming-read audiobook of Lanark by Alasdair Gray. It came out in February.
I read Lanark a couple of decades ago and I think it’s brilliant. It’s an ambitious (but very readable) modernist novel about Gray himself, Glasgow and Scotland, influenced by Joyce, Kafka and Vonnegut amongst others, who are also explicitly credited.
The Alan Cumming reading is very good and I recommend it.
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I’m sure Buddy Holly would have agreed.
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CW: Alcohol, Eating
It was a bit on-the-nose for Ghostbusters to pay tribute to John Belushi with Slimer, a literal “hungry ghost”.
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CW: Alcohol, Eating
Glad I’ve kicked that addictive behaviour, I say, polishing off another tray of Mr Kipling French Fancies.
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CW: Alcohol
When someone says “I’ve not had a drink in 6 years” it is considered rude to reply, “how many Jaffa Cakes have you had in that time tho”.
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The word “Brits”, which English tabloids love using, hits different for those of us from the north of Ireland.
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So I’ve ordered a physical cookbook but lo and pissing behold, look at the fucking author picture.
Is this a real book written by a real person who just used a stupid AI picture, or is it some AI bullshit that will actually kill someone if they try to cook from it? No-one knows! God Bless AI.
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Trying to find a post-surgery diet and recipes online and, frankly, more than half the results being some AI shite is not fucking helping.
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If a 16th century rabbit hunter was drawn by Rob Liefeld.
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After hearing the tales of supply teachers who don’t know how to pronounce straightforward names and maths teachers who are flummoxed by year 7 maths problems, I would be fucking off to hide in the bogs and all.
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The kids are technically not allowed to have their mobiles turned on in school, which is usually sufficient for most of them to not look at them during the day.
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My kid told me about their friend who, during the last class on Friday, went to the toilet and played Block Blast (mobile game) for the whole time.
I thought, that kid has it sussed. They are ready for the working week.
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They’ve been talking about Wes Streeting having “ideological allies” in Liz Kendall and Peter Kyle, which is equivalent to having ideological allies in a rotting sheep carcass and a puddle of sick. #UKpol