#thebowselector — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #IT's #DefinitelyNotLotRO... #Update

You'd #Think that after 19-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️

#AnotherNewSeason is #StartingSoon... #Soonish™️

#Maybe the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG should try #Complying with #EULaw #OneDay...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #TheBowSelector™️

For #FancyHatFUrzday...! #PewPewPew...!

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #GoshDarnIT #FictionalCommunityManager #GetFried

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #IT's #DefinitelyNotLotRO...

#FewerSparkles; #MoreChaos...

#Maybe the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG should try #Complying with #EULaw #OneDay...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Deciding on #OurChristmasOutfits... For #FictionalChristmas...

#IT's #NotEasy #BeingGreen... ♻️

With #FancyHats; a #BigPurpleBook, and #TheBowSelector™️... And, an #OxfordComma

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #IT's #DefinitelyNotLotRO...

#FewerSparkles; #MoreChaos...

#Maybe the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG should try #Complying with #EULaw #OneDay...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

With #FancyHats and #TheBowSelector™️...

For the #PewPewPew...!

#BTW: #ICYMI: #CarlyRaeJepsen #Happened...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and a #LateNightBiscuit #Update...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have had our #CommunalBathBubbles and we have #Chaos; #LotsAndLots of #Chaos...

#Hooray for #SnugglyJammies... And, #Chaos...

And, #TheBowSelector™️

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#IT doesn't #ReallyMatter about getting #AnotherNewAmulet for #Reasons:

1: #IT's #Only a #VideoGame;
2: We're #Both #GrownUps that #LikeToShare; and,
3: He can #AlwaysBorrow #MyPurplePolearm when the #SeasonOfWitchcraft #ComesToAnEnd; because,
4: #AllGoodThings... #AndAllThat

And:

5: We can #AlwaysRecycle them for another #Ring... For #TheBowSelector™️

🎶 #IF you #LikedIT then you should have #PutARingOnIT...

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For #TheBowSelector™️, #IT's #HotHotHot...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Stroopwafels are #PermeantlyBanned

#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DaySeven

#Things are #GettingReallyGood... With lots of #VeryBigHammers™️ and a #SparklyPony... #NotForgetting all the #PewPewPew and #TheBowSelector™️...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #TryingOut another #New #CoffeeBlend; #IT's #NotNewNew, but #IT's #StillNew...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT... For the #CoffeeBlend; #IT's #TotallyFairTrade...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews... With #TheBowSelector™️

#Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT, right...?

#TheHistoryOfXBows on #TheXBox... For the #PewPewPew...!

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...

With #FancyHats, #VeryBigHammers™️ and #TheRightStaff™️...

#BTW: #IF you also want to #PlayGoatSimulator; #Then #PlayGoatSimulator... #AlsoAsWellAs... #NotNecessarily #InsteadOf...

#PluralityWins...! #Everytime...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews...

#BTW: We've also got #SomeNewCostumes for #Christmas; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap... For the #ShingShing and #TheBowSelector™️

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...

With #VeryBigHammers™️ and #TheRightStaff™️...

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#So... #NY... With #TheBowSelector™️ and a #NewBarbarian...

#WhatsHappening...

Has the #AngryOrangeWotsit appeared before a #WarCrimesTribunal; or has that #NotHappened, yet...?

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

"What are we doing tonight, Brain...?

The same thing we do every night, Pinky..."

#Swashbuckling and #Biscuits... With #FancyHats and #TheBowSelector™️...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

While #MyLittleBigBuddy is #HittingThingsWithHammers in #TheShed and #BeefingUp his #NewBarbarian; I can #GetBusy with the #PewPewPew and #TheBowSelector™️...

We're #HalloweenReady with #Portals and #SpookyStuff...

#Diablo4World is in #GreatShape; #LotRO, #NotSoMuch...

#LotRO (in case you've never heard of it, Lord of the Rings Online) - the #OfficialESport of #AbsolutelyNowhere...

"Made by #RacistHomophobes for #RacistHomophobes and #MiserableMorons...!"

#HappyHappy #AnotherPrideMonth...

#IT's #JustAsWell that we're #LongWeekendReady, aye... #LookNoQuestionMark

There shall be #Swashbuckling and #Biscuits... And, #FancyHats... With #VeryBigHammers™️...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#AndSo a #NewSeasonBegins...

While #MyLittleBigBuddy is #HittingThingsWithHammers in #TheShed and #BeefingUp his #NewBarbarian; I can #GetBusy with the #PewPewPew and #TheBowSelector™️...

#Diablo4World is in #GreatShape; #LotRO, #NotSoMuch...

#LotRO (in case you've never heard of it, Lord of the Rings Online) - the #OfficialESport of #AbsolutelyNowhere...

"Made by #RacistHomophobes for #RacistHomophobes and #MiserableMorons...!"

#HappyHappy #AnotherPrideMonth...

#IT's #JustAsWell that we're #LongWeekendReady, aye... #LookNoQuestionMark

There shall be #Swashbuckling and #Biscuits... And, #FancyHats... With #VeryBigHammers™️...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#IT's been a #GreatSeason for #Diablo4World; #LotsAndLots of #NewToyJoy to #PlayWith...

The #PewPewPew has been a #LotOfFun and we've slain #AllTheMonsters, and #Done #AllTheThings... We have #TheRightStaff™️ and #TheBowSelector™️...

#NextSeason, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #TakingCharge and I #Think we're going to #Roll a #NewBarbarian...

#InTheMeantime; #Tonight we shall be #Eating #MacAndCheese; because, we've #AlreadyEaten #AllThePizza for #PizzaForBrunchDay...

#IT's a #MacAndCheeseNight, #People...!

There will also be #CommunalBathBubbles for #Laters; because, we #Stink...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNightTimeNotNews... #DefinitelyNotNews and #TheBiscuitSituation™️ #Update, with #TheBowSelector...

#IT's #Still #VeryDark in #TheOutside; because #IT's #NightTime...

We've slain #AllTheMonsters in #Diablo4World and we've eaten all the #WelshCakes; they were #DefinitelyWelsh and #VeryYummy...

#Biscuit...?

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews... With #TheBowSelector and #SomeWeather

#IT's #Still #VeryRainy, #GreyAndGrizzly and #Overcast in #TheOutside, with a few #Flashes of #GloriousSunshine... #IT's #DefinitelyAutumn...

#IT's also been a #BusyBusyMorning of #PewPewPew and #PizzaForBrunch; because #IT's #HappyPizzaForBrunchDay...!

#GoWild #GoRogue | #HaveABiscuit... #IT's #GoodToHaveOptions and #TheBowSelector; #IT's #TotallyUnique...

Or, #BeAwareWolf; #DontForget the #FancyHats...!

#RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews... With #TheBowSelector and #SomeWeather

#IT's #Still #VeryRainy, #GreyAndGrizzly and #Overcast in #TheOutside... #IT might #BrightenUp... #Later...

#PewPewPew...! #StuffToDo...

#GoWild #GoRogue | #HaveABiscuit... #IT's #GoodToHaveOptions and #TheBowSelector; #IT's #TotallyUnique...

Or, #BeAwareWolf; #DontForget the #FancyHats...!

#RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews... With #TheBowSelector and an #AfterDinnerDoughnut...

#PewPewPew...! #StuffToDo...

#GoWild #GoRogue | #HaveABiscuit... #IT's #GoodToHaveOptions and #TheBowSelector; #IT's #TotallyUnique...

#DontForget the #FancyHats...!

#RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews... With #TheBowSelector and a #GoodMorningHorn...

#PewPewPew...!

#GoWild #GoRogue | #HaveABiscuit... #IT's #GoodToHaveOptions and #TheBowSelector; #IT's #TotallyUnique...

#DontForget the #FancyHats...!

#RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews... With #TheBowSelector and a #GoodMorningHorn...

#PewPewPew...!

#GoWild #GoRogue | #HaveABiscuit... #IT's #GoodToHaveOptions and #DeathTrapPants

#DontForget the #FancyHats...!

#RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews... With #TheBowSelector and a #GoodMorningHorn...

#PewPewPew...!

#GoWild #GoRogue | #HaveABiscuit... Or, be a #FullOnPyromaniac - #IT's #GoodToHaveOptions

#DontForget the #FancyHats...!

#RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloWorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews... With #TheBowSelector and a #GoodMorningHorn...

#YouKnow, we might just have to #Pop #SomeEmeralds on #IT... #PopPopPop...!

#PewPewPew...!

#GoWild #GoRogue | #HaveABiscuit...

#DontForget the #FancyHats...!

#RedBeanBearSaysSo

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLateNightBiscuitNotNews with #Chocolate, and #TheBowSelector...

#PewPewPew...! And, #PlentyOfKaBoom...

With a #ParticularlyFancyHat...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLateNightBiscuitNotNews with #Chocolate, and #TheBowSelector...

#PewPewPew...!

While catching #TheRedEye; one #Pops through a #Portal #IntoTheLongNight and you #ComeOut through the #PassgeOfDusk...

#Portals and #SpookyStuff...

With #FancyHats...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLateNightBiscuitNotNews with #Chocolate, and #TheBowSelector™️...

#PewPewPew...!

With #FancyHats...!

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