#forfestive — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #forfestive, aggregated by home.social.
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#OpenLetter...
#DearQatariSovereignWealthFund,
Your #TotallySecular #NonDenominational #AllButterMincePies aren't #Terrible; but, they're #NotAllButter and they do need #Cream... [#SoldSeparately]
#Someone has to #SayIT; #So...
#IT #MightAsWell be #PSiReN-Group...
#SwervingSuggestion: #Smash 'em with a #Hammer... Can also #BeServed with #ChocolateMiniRolls
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHulaHoopsNotNews... #NotNearly24... #NotEven any #HulaHoops...
While #OnTheHunt for a #Packet of #HulaHoops, I #SuddenlyRemembered that we're #GrownUps; #So, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are going to have some #Cheese (#NiceCheese; #NotHorribleCheese) and #Crackers, while #TheBFF is going to have a #MincePie... #ForFestive...!
#DontPanic or #Anything; #IT's #JustCheese... #IT's #MostlyUnlikely to #Explode in #IT's #CurrentState...
#Maybe... #JustMaybe... #SpaceKarenX would like to #Invade #TheFormerUnitedKingdom and #StealMyCheese... #Assuming "he" can #Start "his" #CyberTruck and hasn't #CrashedIT on "his" way to #Mars...
#ThePowerOfCheese #CompelsYou...!
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