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  1. there are two types of people in the world:
    1. those who need every light on, in the house, at all times
    2. those who can get around using the glow off the front of their phone or other outside/ambient light sources
    they inevitably marry and spend decades following each other around the house turning switches on and off
    #MarriedGays #ItsTrueTho #AskMeHowIKnow #GaysOfMastadon

  2. there are two types of people in the world:
    1. those who need every light on, in the house, at all times
    2. those who can get around using the glow off the front of their phone or other outside/ambient light sources
    they inevitably marry and spend decades following each other around the house turning switches on and off

  3. y’know how other countries have #forcedmilitaryservice? i think #theUS needs forced #retail or #foodservice for our citizens. everyone would be expected to work some #customerservice role for a minimum of one year. i guarantee that #karens would go #extinct and all discussions about #minimumwage and #healthcareforALL would cease.

  4. so are all super wealthy just evolving into #comicbookvillains on purpose, or what?

  5. so are all super wealthy just evolving into on purpose, or what?