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"I swear HN makes up the majority of users who actually give a shit about that prehistoric Netscape fork." #ShitHNSays
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#ShitHNSays: "You're already in one of the best communities there is: Hacker News."
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#ShitHNSays: "Hilariously enough, we entered the name of the Nest thermostat as HAL"
Haha, it's almost like an evil device watching your every step! Get it???
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#ShitHNSays about Atom: "GitHub found out about emacs and realized they were wasting their time."
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#ShitHNSays: The moral of the story is that stack exchange _needs to die_
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A: "You can be seen below the knees […] to avoid people having sex in toilets."
B: "That’s why one person stands in a paper grocery bag." -
A: "My PMS"… I think this acronym is taken
B: So is STD -
A: Germany has a "Ministry of Transport and Digital Infrastructure" as if expertise in one domain would easily transfer to the other
B: Oh, that's not really an issue, he shows very similar levels of incompetence in both areas -
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> If I watch one "meme compilation" sent to me by a friend, my entire recommended section will be meme compilations for weeks afterward.
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"syntax highlighting, or as I prefer to call it, spitzensparken blinkelichtzen"
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[O2 outage due to expired Ericsson certificate]
"We use Erlang for a high availability of nine nines, so long as we remember to renew our certs." #ShitHNSays
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"If you benchmark the latest Ferrari against a wooden boat for driving on water you will get the same results as this test." #ShitHNSays
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"If only I could prepare the Yeti project maintainers for the giant anti-DNSSEC rant that tptacek is going to post here..." #ShitHNSays
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"The DoD didn't invent war. It doesn't declare war. It just fights wars." #ShitHNSays
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Can we please stop saying "free-to-use" and instead say, for example, "paid-with-data"? #ShitHNSays
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"Somebody is about to come across 250 pictures of me in my boxers standing in front of a dirty mirror with my belly popping out. I only hope they don't judge me for the size of my belly not really changing over those 250 days..." #ShitHNSays
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"Some sites I go to, I just see the block badge on UBlock Origin ticking up like a Bitcoin price tracker" #ShitHNSays
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GNU coreutils and the broader GNU operating system is an extreme exercise in bloated and overengineered software. It's the antithesis of everything I like Alpine for. Give me a POSIX coreutils and I'm happy. Actually using any of GNU's extensions is an antipattern. #ShitHNSays
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So this is it then. Special tanks to ALL the @BalCC0n volunteers for running this amazing event! See you next year!! 😍
#balccon2k22 -
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🥇🏁
Thanks @ all #BalCC0n
CTF players for playing with us and 🐦MilanGabor
/ 🐦TeamViris
for hosting! 🥳
Was a lot of fun! #balccon2k22 -
