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Who knows why I see `rustc` running when I run `pip install --no-binary :all: --no-compile jsonschema`?
Shouldn't that be avoided because I said "do not compile"?
Edit: I was using these options in the hope to get an overview of binary vs. pure-Python packages.
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🚨 When your code is a few KB, but your dependencies rival AAA game installations. Still believe in fairy tales of secure code?
Gigabytes of code you didn't write. Licences you didn't read. Security flaws you didn't anticipate. Yet, you trust them. Adorable.
Not just Node.js. Gradle caches, AWS libs with 400 sub-dependencies + reflection parties. In control? How cute.
I use plain Java with jlink + jpackage. Minimal. Secure. No bloat.
Fewer deps = fewer surprises. Because I care.
But hey, keep stacking that Jenga tower. Watching it fall will be fun.
#MinimalismMatters #CleanCode #DependencyHell #JavaPurist #DoYouEvenCare #LessIsMore #CodeSmart #TechDebt #DependencyManagement #JavaDeveloper #SecureCoding #LightweightCode #ModernJava #RefactorYourLife #NoBloat #CodeQuality #developer #code
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🚨 When your code is a few KB, but your dependencies rival AAA game installations. Still believe in fairy tales of secure code?
Gigabytes of code you didn't write. Licences you didn't read. Security flaws you didn't anticipate. Yet, you trust them. Adorable.
Not just Node.js. Gradle caches, AWS libs with 400 sub-dependencies + reflection parties. In control? How cute.
I use plain Java with jlink + jpackage. Minimal. Secure. No bloat.
Fewer deps = fewer surprises. Because I care.
But hey, keep stacking that Jenga tower. Watching it fall will be fun.
#MinimalismMatters #CleanCode #DependencyHell #JavaPurist #DoYouEvenCare #LessIsMore #CodeSmart #TechDebt #DependencyManagement #JavaDeveloper #SecureCoding #LightweightCode #ModernJava #RefactorYourLife #NoBloat #CodeQuality #developer #code
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🚨 When your code is a few KB, but your dependencies rival AAA game installations. Still believe in fairy tales of secure code?
Gigabytes of code you didn't write. Licences you didn't read. Security flaws you didn't anticipate. Yet, you trust them. Adorable.
Not just Node.js. Gradle caches, AWS libs with 400 sub-dependencies + reflection parties. In control? How cute.
I use plain Java with jlink + jpackage. Minimal. Secure. No bloat.
Fewer deps = fewer surprises. Because I care.
But hey, keep stacking that Jenga tower. Watching it fall will be fun.
#MinimalismMatters #CleanCode #DependencyHell #JavaPurist #DoYouEvenCare #LessIsMore #CodeSmart #TechDebt #DependencyManagement #JavaDeveloper #SecureCoding #LightweightCode #ModernJava #RefactorYourLife #NoBloat #CodeQuality #developer #code
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🚨 When your code is a few KB, but your dependencies rival AAA game installations. Still believe in fairy tales of secure code?
Gigabytes of code you didn't write. Licences you didn't read. Security flaws you didn't anticipate. Yet, you trust them. Adorable.
Not just Node.js. Gradle caches, AWS libs with 400 sub-dependencies + reflection parties. In control? How cute.
I use plain Java with jlink + jpackage. Minimal. Secure. No bloat.
Fewer deps = fewer surprises. Because I care.
But hey, keep stacking that Jenga tower. Watching it fall will be fun.
#MinimalismMatters #CleanCode #DependencyHell #JavaPurist #DoYouEvenCare #LessIsMore #CodeSmart #TechDebt #DependencyManagement #JavaDeveloper #SecureCoding #LightweightCode #ModernJava #RefactorYourLife #NoBloat #CodeQuality #developer #code
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“Build It Yourself”, Armin Ronacher (https://lucumr.pocoo.org/2025/1/24/build-it-yourself/).
Via HN: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42812641
On Lobsters: https://lobste.rs/s/a5vkze/build_it_yourself
“A little copying is better than a little dependency.” – Rob Pike.
#Dependencies #Programming #DependencyHell #Rust #Cargo #Bloat #Vendoring
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Oooooh. 😩 🤦♀️ 🤯 Looking for an alternative to meld, just out of curiosity, not because meld is bad:
% sudo apt-get install diffoscope
The following NEW packages will be installed:
aapt abootimg androguard android-framework-res android-libaapt
[ tons of stuff deleted for brevity ]
xmlbeans zerofree
0 upgraded, 314 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.THREE HUNDRED FORTEEN. Äääääääh? NO!
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🚂📦 "Cargo-rail" claims to be the ultimate #monorepo tool for #Rust, but with 11 dependencies, it seems more like a dependency-rail! 😂 #GitHub wants you to believe it's like the Swiss Army knife of code, but really it's just a butter knife dressed up in a tuxedo. 🍴👔
https://github.com/loadingalias/cargo-rail #CargoRail #DependencyHell #Humor #CodeTools #HackerNews #ngated -
“Package Managers Are Evil”, Bill “GingerBill” Hall (https://www.gingerbill.org/article/2025/09/08/package-managers-are-evil/).
On HN: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45167394
On Lobsters: https://lobste.rs/s/zvdtdn/package_managers_are_evil
#Programming #Packages #Dependencies #DependencyHell #PackageManagers #Rants #DependencyManagement
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“Package Managers Are Evil”, Bill “GingerBill” Hall (https://www.gingerbill.org/article/2025/09/08/package-managers-are-evil/).
On HN: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45167394
On Lobsters: https://lobste.rs/s/zvdtdn/package_managers_are_evil
#Programming #Packages #Dependencies #DependencyHell #PackageManagers #Rants #DependencyManagement
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“Package Managers Are Evil”, Bill “GingerBill” Hall (https://www.gingerbill.org/article/2025/09/08/package-managers-are-evil/).
On HN: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45167394
On Lobsters: https://lobste.rs/s/zvdtdn/package_managers_are_evil
#Programming #Packages #Dependencies #DependencyHell #PackageManagers #Rants #DependencyManagement
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“Package Managers Are Evil”, Bill “GingerBill” Hall (https://www.gingerbill.org/article/2025/09/08/package-managers-are-evil/).
On HN: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45167394
On Lobsters: https://lobste.rs/s/zvdtdn/package_managers_are_evil
#Programming #Packages #Dependencies #DependencyHell #PackageManagers #Rants #DependencyManagement
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“Package Managers Are Evil”, Bill “GingerBill” Hall (https://www.gingerbill.org/article/2025/09/08/package-managers-are-evil/).
On HN: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45167394
On Lobsters: https://lobste.rs/s/zvdtdn/package_managers_are_evil
#Programming #Packages #Dependencies #DependencyHell #PackageManagers #Rants #DependencyManagement
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Love when the AI breaks your app, then offers to file a Jira ticket about it. Truly capturing the full human engineer experience 🫡🤖
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Reminds me of the #Suckless project:
“Self-Reliant Programmer Manifesto”, Vitaly Kurin (https://yobibyte.github.io/self_reliant_programmer.html).
Via HN: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45316578
On Lobsters: https://lobste.rs/s/lin8d0/self_reliant_programmer_manifesto
#Programming #NIH #SelfReliance #Manifesto #DependencyHell #Bloat #AbstractionLayers
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Ah yes, another "revolutionary" tool that promises to save developers from the horrors of... clicking? 🙄 Just install Node.js, npm i g, and sacrifice a small goat to the tech gods to "effortlessly" navigate your data. Because who doesn't love a side of dependency hell with their ramen? 🍜🔧
https://dataramen.xyz/ #revolutionarytools #developerlife #Nodejs #dependencyhell #techgods #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, another "revolutionary" tool that promises to save developers from the horrors of... clicking? 🙄 Just install Node.js, npm i g, and sacrifice a small goat to the tech gods to "effortlessly" navigate your data. Because who doesn't love a side of dependency hell with their ramen? 🍜🔧
https://dataramen.xyz/ #revolutionarytools #developerlife #Nodejs #dependencyhell #techgods #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, another "revolutionary" tool that promises to save developers from the horrors of... clicking? 🙄 Just install Node.js, npm i g, and sacrifice a small goat to the tech gods to "effortlessly" navigate your data. Because who doesn't love a side of dependency hell with their ramen? 🍜🔧
https://dataramen.xyz/ #revolutionarytools #developerlife #Nodejs #dependencyhell #techgods #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, another "revolutionary" tool that promises to save developers from the horrors of... clicking? 🙄 Just install Node.js, npm i g, and sacrifice a small goat to the tech gods to "effortlessly" navigate your data. Because who doesn't love a side of dependency hell with their ramen? 🍜🔧
https://dataramen.xyz/ #revolutionarytools #developerlife #Nodejs #dependencyhell #techgods #HackerNews #ngated -
🧙♂️✨Welcome to the magical world where #Haskell and #Swift somehow "talk," all wrapped up in a shiny #XCFramework package!📦🔧 Follow this riveting tale of dependency hell, where tech wizards tackle marshalling and the foreign function interface—because who needs simple, right? 😂🌀
https://alt-romes.github.io/posts/2025-07-05-packaging-a-haskell-library-as-a-swift-binary-xcframework.html #DependencyHell #TechWizards #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Oh, look! Another tech bro thinks they've found the holy grail of dependency hell by throwing #Nix at it! 🤔 Surely this 16-minute read will save us all from the abyss of unmet dependencies and library chaos... because who needs #simplicity when you can have Nix? 🚀
https://maych.in/blog/its-time-to-give-nix-a-chance/ #techbro #dependencyhell #librarychaos #HackerNews #ngated -
Hoo boy am I tired of seeing messages in my browser's JavaScript from some deep transitive dependency of the app I work on, saying "We're about to remove support for <feature that a slightly less nested transitive dependency uses>, sucks to be you."
This whole developer ecosystem is a nightmare of endless compatibility problems, 90% of them trivially avoidable with a moment's thought.
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You wanted Java 24? How adorable. 🤡
Fun fact: Ancient relics like Maven happily obey any Java version 🏺, but modern, cutting-edge tools. Gradle, AWS Lambda, and more require new releases just to function. 🔄 Because nothing says progress like mandatory dependencies. 🎭
Meanwhile, Kubernetes & Maven sit back, laughing. 😏
They do whatever they want. 🚀
They are independent. 🔓
Unlike you. 🫠#DevLife #ProgrammingMemes #SoftwareEngineering #CodeHumor #programming #coding #Maven #Gradle #AWSLambda #DevOps #DependencyHell #CI/CD #BuildFails #JustDevThings #Relatable #WhyIsThisSoAccurate #EngineerCult
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Do you know a Java HTTP library?
I said "Java HttpClient." They refused & wanted a library. 🤦♀️ Why trust libraries over Java's native tools? Why embrace dependency hell? Do we even know how to code plain Java anymore? 🤔
Fun fact: Java HttpClient ≈ Apache HttpClient.
Java HttpServer? Raw, yes, but with virtual threads + functional design, it’s async, lightweight, & powerful. Spring "magic"? Mostly boilerplate.That’s why I started Nano: minimal, modern, functional Java. No mess, just stability. 👀
Nano: https://github.com/NanoNative/nano
LinkedIn Post: https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7291387280454254592/ -
Dependency hell. The problem with software currently. Some examples of these popular dependencies that broke software include LeftPad, log4j, and core-js. What should we do about it?
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dependency.png
#dependencyhell
#xkcd
#development
#softwaredevelopment
#programming
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Dependency hell. The problem with software currently. Some examples of these popular dependencies that broke software include LeftPad, log4j, and core-js. What should we do about it?
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dependency.png
#dependencyhell
#xkcd
#development
#softwaredevelopment
#programming
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Dependency hell. The problem with software currently. Some examples of these popular dependencies that broke software include LeftPad, log4j, and core-js. What should we do about it?
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dependency.png
#dependencyhell
#xkcd
#development
#softwaredevelopment
#programming
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Being a #linuxdailydriver is tough man! Last night I was trying go get #makemkv to run on #ubuntu and I broke something.
Or I became aware that something has been broken for a long time which I didnt notice before.
I installed #flatpak since #snap didnt have the newest and I didnt want to install #dependencyhell.
Now #gnome-software barely works, #snapstore doesnt work at all and it feels like the constant #gtk3 errors I keep getting are telling me something.
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You don't need a framework or a tool,
You need a mirror in this dependency-driven development.Simplicity is the key. But instead, many are choosing a janitor's life.
Gluing dependencies like it's glitter on a kindergarten project.
It’s not that AI struggles with simplicity. It just learned it from you.Developers today worship frameworks like ancient cults, adding layers, tools, plugins, and just a sprinkle of hope. A microservice? No. It's a monolith in disguise. 10,000 custom lines of over-abstracted ceremony just to say "Hello, World".
We summon demons. And each dependency is a pact we don't read before signing. Scary, we understand more of the framework than of our programming language.
Today, I wrote a chatbot. 100 lines. Pure Java. No feign, no Eureka, no YAML in sight. It compiles to a native executable. It runs. It lives. It doesn't cry at night. It will stay forever. No .sdkmanrc, no dependabot, no excuses, never legacy.
The more tools you add, the more you suffer. Onboarding grows, maintenance creeps, code rots, metadata multiplies… and actual work quietly leaves the room.
Good services run in the background without much maintenance. No bugs, no Incidents and nearly forgotten.
Don't Keep debating the fastest library while the glue makes it slow anyway.
The real costs are humans. Slow, expensive, and prone to burnout.
Not the €200/Month for 20 more bloated zoo of extra instances.#JavaWithoutCrying
#KillTheGlue
#DependencyHell
#SimplicityFirst
#CodeMinimalism
#MicroserviceMadness
#FrameworkCult
#CeremonialCode
#LegacyProof
#DevRealTalk
#BurnTheYAML
#OnboardingNightmare
#CodeOverConfig
#NoExcusesCode
#AIReflectsUs
#SoftwareSins
#TheRealTechDebt
#LeanCodeWins
#Coding
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You wanted Java 24? How adorable. 🤡
Fun fact: Ancient relics like Maven happily obey any Java version 🏺, but modern, cutting-edge tools. Gradle, AWS Lambda, and more require new releases just to function. 🔄 Because nothing says progress like mandatory dependencies. 🎭
Meanwhile, Kubernetes & Maven sit back, laughing. 😏
They do whatever they want. 🚀
They are independent. 🔓
Unlike you. 🫠#DevLife #ProgrammingMemes #SoftwareEngineering #CodeHumor #programming #coding #Maven #Gradle #AWSLambda #DevOps #DependencyHell #CI/CD #BuildFails #JustDevThings #Relatable #WhyIsThisSoAccurate #EngineerCult