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  1. @smutmag

    That is awful.

    FWIW I am about to apply the battle lipstick and go canvassing for the #ScottishGreens and I fully expect to see (or at least have described) some fabulous, quirky and practical outfits.

    I do know who you mean, though, after 30 years at this in one form or another.

  2. There are still 6 subscriptions left! But they are filling up fast! Send me your email to [email protected] for a 6 month subscription to my brand new #erotica blog on #substack! Short fiction, long fiction, audio, gifs, #femdom #kinks and #romantic #fantasy mingled together in my own particular bedroom voice. Come on down!

  3. There are still 6 subscriptions left! But they are filling up fast! Send me your email to [email protected] for a 6 month subscription to my brand new blog on ! Short fiction, long fiction, audio, gifs, and mingled together in my own particular bedroom voice. Come on down!

  4. There are still 6 subscriptions left! But they are filling up fast! Send me your email to [email protected] for a 6 month subscription to my brand new #erotica blog on #substack! Short fiction, long fiction, audio, gifs, #femdom #kinks and #romantic #fantasy mingled together in my own particular bedroom voice. Come on down!

  5. There are still 6 subscriptions left! But they are filling up fast! Send me your email to [email protected] for a 6 month subscription to my brand new #erotica blog on #substack! Short fiction, long fiction, audio, gifs, #femdom #kinks and #romantic #fantasy mingled together in my own particular bedroom voice. Come on down!

  6. There are still 6 subscriptions left! But they are filling up fast! Send me your email to [email protected] for a 6 month subscription to my brand new #erotica blog on #substack! Short fiction, long fiction, audio, gifs, #femdom #kinks and #romantic #fantasy mingled together in my own particular bedroom voice. Come on down!

  7. I'm giving out FREE 6- month subscriptions to my #substack, "Marlarotica" for the first 10 people on Mastadon to send me their email addresses.

    My #erotica spans many genres from silly and vanilla to dark and kinky. Short form and long form written pieces with audio and GIFs.

    I'm just getting started on substack after 20 years as a ghostwriter and phone #domme and I get discouraged if I'm writing to no one, so send your email address to [email protected] and I'll get you on the list!

  8. The essays you missed.

    When micro-blogs turn into...well, blogs. The Mastadon Round-Up Yet another reason to stop being assholes to the Baby Boomers. https://mstdn.social/@smutmag/115963478290362310 https://mstdn.social/@smutmag/115963488274123561 https://mstdn.social/@smutmag/115963500799298245 https://mstdn.social/@smutmag/115963501428958384 My biggest fear about Republicans is that they may do something right before we do. It would behoove them […]

    smutmag.com/2026/01/26/the-ess

  9. Live at Mario’s is LIVE for subscribers!

    Did you still want to see the concert? If you become a subscriber by clicking in the top right corner, you'll get access to the archive! However, if you want to support my work on a small scale to help me keep this going and show appreciation for the content I put out for free (the vast majority of it), a $5 tip would be very appreciated. If you love my music or writing or erotica or theatre or advocacy, and you don't want to see independent artists squashed by the tech lords, please […]

    smutmag.com/2026/01/25/live-at

  10. Live at Mario’s is LIVE for subscribers!

    Did you still want to see the concert? If you become a subscriber by clicking in the top right corner, you'll get access to the archive! However, if you want to support my work on a small scale to help me keep this going and show appreciation for the content I put out for free (the vast majority of it), a $5 tip would be very appreciated. If you love my music or writing or erotica or theatre or advocacy, and you don't want to see independent artists squashed by the tech lords, please […]

    smutmag.com/2026/01/25/live-at

  11. Live at Mario’s is LIVE for subscribers!

    Did you still want to see the concert? If you become a subscriber by clicking in the top right corner, you'll get access to the archive! However, if you want to support my work on a small scale to help me keep this going and show appreciation for the content I put out for free (the vast majority of it), a $5 tip would be very appreciated. If you love my music or writing or erotica or theatre or advocacy, and you don't want to see independent artists squashed by the tech lords, please […]

    smutmag.com/2026/01/25/live-at

  12. Live at Mario’s is LIVE for subscribers!

    Did you still want to see the concert? If you become a subscriber by clicking in the top right corner, you'll get access to the archive! However, if you want to support my work on a small scale to help me keep this going and show appreciation for the content I put out for free (the vast majority of it), a $5 tip would be very appreciated. If you love my music or writing or erotica or theatre or advocacy, and you don't want to see independent artists squashed by the tech lords, please […]

    smutmag.com/2026/01/25/live-at

  13. Live at Mario’s is LIVE for subscribers!

    Did you still want to see the concert? If you become a subscriber by clicking in the top right corner, you'll get access to the archive! However, if you want to support my work on a small scale to help me keep this going and show appreciation for the content I put out for free (the vast majority of it), a $5 tip would be very appreciated. If you love my music or writing or erotica or theatre or advocacy, and you don't want to see independent artists squashed by the tech lords, please […]

    smutmag.com/2026/01/25/live-at

  14. I work alone because I’m a stone cold bitch.

    I did my first show in my new hometown, the other day. Everything about it was scary--namely because I know, having done this for many years, that I am damned if I do, and damned if I don't. If I do a bad job, I'm ashamed and no one takes me seriously. If I do a good job, it will piss off any number of people. I have never, ever, once, in my entire life, done something good that did not come with some people having hurt feelings about it. When you are singing songs about feeling suicidal or […]

    smutmag.com/2026/01/20/i-work-

  15. If you are a #phonesex operator, make #eroticaudios or make audio content about #sex, we'd love to hear from you at SmutMag.Art to get your tracks on our #radio station in our After Dark programming. It's a great way promote and reach people who are looking for audio.

    Are you a #sexworker who is also an #artist? (Of course you are). We're also looking for daytime programming! Poetry, songs, dramas, criticism--if it's compelling, we'd love to share it!

    smutmag.art
    [email protected]

  16. This week is SmutMag Radio's soft open, while we learn the platform, work out kinks, and fill out time slots. But with a lineup like this, we have you set all day.

    Then for something naughtier, stay all night, as we continue debuting new spoken word erotica all week.

    That's right. We do it all.
    @benjamineclementine

  17. This week is SmutMag Radio's soft open, while we learn the platform, work out kinks, and fill out time slots. But with a lineup like this, we have you set all day.

    Then for something naughtier, stay all night, as we continue debuting new spoken word erotica all week.

    That's right. We do it all.
    #annielennox @benjamineclementine #ccr #morphine #noisettes #radio #erotica

  18. You, @smutmag, claimed: "Trump allows people masquerading as reporters to ask him softball questions. He hasn't talked to a real reporter in his entire presidency."
    If you had been paying attention, you would know that Trump insults reporters who irritate Trump by asking tough but fair questions. When he said #QuietPiggy he was upset over a tough question.
    Reporters Trump insulted after being questioned:
    Kaitlan Collins/CNN
    Catherine Lucey/Bloomberg
    Mary Bruce/ABC
    Nancy Cordes/CBS
    Jon Karl/ABC

  19. In #Houston, these are the folks who *finally* passed a #resolution that stopped #cops from detaining people for #ICE, then, when the #governor threatened to #DefundThePolice, they amended all the goodness out of it.

    #CityCouncil members who approved this BS and who were previously endorsed by organizations I participate in might find themselves in receipt of a #censure or few. mstdn.social/@smutmag/11651128

  20. In #Houston, these are the folks who *finally* passed a #resolution that stopped #cops from detaining people for #ICE, then, when the #governor threatened to #DefundThePolice, they amended all the goodness out of it.

    #CityCouncil members who approved this BS and who were previously endorsed by organizations I participate in might find themselves in receipt of a #censure or few. mstdn.social/@smutmag/11651128

  21. In #Houston, these are the folks who *finally* passed a #resolution that stopped #cops from detaining people for #ICE, then, when the #governor threatened to #DefundThePolice, they amended all the goodness out of it.

    #CityCouncil members who approved this BS and who were previously endorsed by organizations I participate in might find themselves in receipt of a #censure or few. mstdn.social/@smutmag/11651128

  22. In #Houston, these are the folks who *finally* passed a #resolution that stopped #cops from detaining people for #ICE, then, when the #governor threatened to #DefundThePolice, they amended all the goodness out of it.

    #CityCouncil members who approved this BS and who were previously endorsed by organizations I participate in might find themselves in receipt of a #censure or few. mstdn.social/@smutmag/11651128

  23. In #Houston, these are the folks who *finally* passed a #resolution that stopped #cops from detaining people for #ICE, then, when the #governor threatened to #DefundThePolice, they amended all the goodness out of it.

    #CityCouncil members who approved this BS and who were previously endorsed by organizations I participate in might find themselves in receipt of a #censure or few. mstdn.social/@smutmag/11651128

  24. I usually cringe when I see representations of sex workers in comedy, but this is actually...accurate-ish. Particularly in the digital age of sex work where everything is highly specialized.

    I kind of wish this had been a movie with Emily Blunt and Leslie Jones. Along the lines of Absolutely Fabulous. Someone make that happen.
    youtube.com/watch?v=OkwAttkRao4

  25. I really, really wish he didn't call his mother and father "mater and pater" in this song, because it's such a fucking jam, but that really rubs me the wrong way. Why? Why are you addressing them in German? You are British.

    If not for that it would be such a perfect song.
    youtube.com/watch?v=yG07WSu7Q9w

  26. I genuinely believe that sexual repression is sexual abuse, and that while there are absolutely levels, you don't have to be abused by a priest or pastor physically to have been abused sexually in Jesus' name. What the Christian Church teaches people about women is sexual abuse. What it teaches about sex is sexual abuse. The shame and misunderstanding they perpetuate is sexual abuse en masse. And it's step one to physically sexually abusing people.

  27. Is there EVER going to be a breaking point with men where they realize that the people leading them around by their dicks are OTHER MEN? That they are getting hideous advice from people who should not be listened to? Like, what does it take to get a man to stop sucking some moron "alpha's" cock and start eating pussy like an enlightened piece of shit?

    Metaphorically.

  28. Forget all of the actual horrible shit--like voting in a fascist with no regard for what it would do to women. Everyone can shrug off and justify a vote in a corrupted system.

    But men sought out forums for how to trap women into sex, were told the best way to do it was to insult women to their faces over and over again, and now are surprised and resentful they are lonely and that we don't want to fucking marry them. And it took like fifteen years of it being pervasive for us to say fuck off.

  29. Vaughn: "And then I asked politely, and the panda took his pants off and it's just, like, panda balls."

    Britta: "I never even knew that's what asexual meant!"

    A background conversation from Vaughn and Britta in Community I never noticed before. I relistened three times, and that's what they said. There is no other context.