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They should install web-cameras in your toilet bowl and display the real time images on large HD monitors hung all around the bathroom. This way you can watch your own #bowelmovement in every conceivable angle. I know for sure Gwyneth Paltrow would buy one. #Goop
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BREAKING NEWS: #EllenDegeneres tapped to replace #PamBondi as #USAttorneyGeneral.
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BREAKING NEWS: #EllenDegeneres tapped to replace #PamBondi as #USAttorneyGeneral.
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BREAKING NEWS: #EllenDegeneres tapped to replace #PamBondi as #USAttorneyGeneral.
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BREAKING NEWS: #EllenDegeneres tapped to replace #PamBondi as #USAttorneyGeneral.
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BREAKING NEWS: #EllenDegeneres tapped to replace #PamBondi as #USAttorneyGeneral.
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@lindhartsen you came so close to make t look like a trout. #missedopportunity
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BREAKING NEWS: #StLouis #Cardinals to migrate to Springfield, Illinois. #StLCardinals
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Tell me I’m not the only one who wants to hurl a brick at the TV screen when I see #KrisJenner try to convince me her favorite toy gift is a bunch of wooden blocks. (Oh look I built a bridge. — that’s not a bridge, that’s an arch!)
Is this the mainstream trying to convince us it’s okay to be poor? Fuck you.
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Brundle: it’s not ready. I can only transport inanimate objects….and every time I do I get a new baboon.
So just enter code “ZapApe” for 50% off of HelloBaboon. Your startup scientist plan comes with 1 baboon per week and a free inside-out disposal mop.
