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  1. Don’t you just wish you could open this thing and it would cleanse the world of Nazis?

  2. Guys, I need your help. If you are, or know someone in HR and can put me in contact with them, I would greatly appreciate it. #HR #AskHR #Work

  3. Brundle: it’s not ready. I can only transport inanimate objects….and every time I do I get a new baboon.

    So just enter code “ZapApe” for 50% off of HelloBaboon. Your startup scientist plan comes with 1 baboon per week and a free inside-out disposal mop.

    #TheFly #Brundle #WheresHeGettingAllTheseBaboons

  4. Everyone talks about #DarthVader’s personal life but how about how fucked up is his professional life. He tells Padme and Luke he wants to rule the galaxy (a fucked up goal but an aspiration nonetheless). All that crashes down when Obi-Wan burns Anakin’s everything off and he’s forced to don the walking iron lung. The Emperor is hand-delivered the most powerful Jedi in history and what he does he make him do: become a middle-manager fixer and a construction supervisor to “put you back on schedule”; if you want, you can search for young Skywalker, but you do that on your own time. When Vader tosses the Emperor down the reactor shaft, he’s not just fighting evil, he’s striking back at corporate bullshit.
    #ChadVader #StarWars #MayThe4th #MayThe4thBeWithYou #4May #StarWarsDay

  5. BREAKING NEWS: Kevin Feige announces , , , , and will be scrubbed from Disney+ and snapped out of existence.