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Long Distance Transbians Will Invent Teleportation
"Breaking News: A transgendered lesbian group has developed a repeatable, low-energy way to transport matter — including people! — across vast distances instantly!
"The discovery was made two weeks ago, but we only just learned of it today. Luna Aphrodite, one of the inventors, told us, 'There were five of us and we were just having the hottest, kinkiest sex. Once we ran out of lube, we realized we should probably tell people what we'd done.
"Lilith Morningstar, another co-inventor, spent half of their time writing a LaTeX framework from scratch for the paper they published. She did this while wearing puppy ears, a muzzle, and occasionally receiving oral sex. In her words, this 'is the only way to do science, you squares.'
"The Distributed Polycule, as the creators have credited themselves, claim that the breakthrough came when 'amber' — and we are reminded its name is in lowercase, always — posted on something called the Fediverse, 'this one was told it couldn't be out of chastity or cum until it was with the entire polycule again, and this one couldn't stop leaking. finishing the teleporter was really the only way this one wouldn't dehydrate to death.'
"Reactions from the far right have been predictable, claiming that the device will 'turn us all trans.' The Distributed Polycule, as the creators have credited themselves, issued a statement early this morning: 'Fuck you, we were trying to build that first! Go back to gagging on Trump's...'
"...wait, my producer is telling me there's no way CBS is letting us finish reading this segment. She's thrown her headset at our Government Liason...I can't repeat on the air what's happening, but I'm sure we'll come back to this breakthrough soon!
"For WSUB, CBS 4, this is Jessica Phoenix, reporting."
#fiction #trans #transbians #polyamory #scifi #speculativefiction
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Okay, the Thrustmaster Warthog HOTAS Throttle doesn't seem to work like I want with my combination of Mech Game and Linux...
...but it *does* make a stupidly expensive busybox, so really, why am I returning it? I could click these switches all day!
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Frankly, I miss PCMCIA, and ZIP drives. Computing that required putting chunky cards and cassettes and stuff into drives. Old 90s anime style computing.
I know some of you know exactly what I mean. Please send GIFs that fit that aesthetic, or pictures of your gear that fits the bill 💜
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lol Epic doesn't let you put Emoji into messages! Now my PCP won't know I purple heart her!
I bet they're fucking all ASCII encoded rdbms tables and they refuse or are unable to update them to UTF-8.
Oh, how I fucking hate Epic.
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lol Epic doesn't let you put Emoji into messages! Now my PCP won't know I purple heart her!
I bet they're fucking all ASCII encoded rdbms tables and they refuse or are unable to update them to UTF-8.
Oh, how I fucking hate Epic.
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lol Epic doesn't let you put Emoji into messages! Now my PCP won't know I purple heart her!
I bet they're fucking all ASCII encoded rdbms tables and they refuse or are unable to update them to UTF-8.
Oh, how I fucking hate Epic.
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lol Epic doesn't let you put Emoji into messages! Now my PCP won't know I purple heart her!
I bet they're fucking all ASCII encoded rdbms tables and they refuse or are unable to update them to UTF-8.
Oh, how I fucking hate Epic.
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Dear Lazyfedi,
At the end of January, I'm attending an event called CYBERTOPIA. I'll need Cyberpunk clothing, accessories, the whole bit.
I'm either going intensely Gibsonian high tech / low life, or upscale Cyberglam femme.
Send me the shops you like, the makeup that'll make me, DIY guides, or whatever you've got!
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Dear Lazyfedi,
At the end of January, I'm attending an event called CYBERTOPIA. I'll need Cyberpunk clothing, accessories, the whole bit.
I'm either going intensely Gibsonian high tech / low life, or upscale Cyberglam femme.
Send me the shops you like, the makeup that'll make me, DIY guides, or whatever you've got!
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Dear Lazyfedi,
At the end of January, I'm attending an event called CYBERTOPIA. I'll need Cyberpunk clothing, accessories, the whole bit.
I'm either going intensely Gibsonian high tech / low life, or upscale Cyberglam femme.
Send me the shops you like, the makeup that'll make me, DIY guides, or whatever you've got!
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Dear Lazyfedi,
At the end of January, I'm attending an event called CYBERTOPIA. I'll need Cyberpunk clothing, accessories, the whole bit.
I'm either going intensely Gibsonian high tech / low life, or upscale Cyberglam femme.
Send me the shops you like, the makeup that'll make me, DIY guides, or whatever you've got!
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Dear Lazyfedi,
At the end of January, I'm attending an event called CYBERTOPIA. I'll need Cyberpunk clothing, accessories, the whole bit.
I'm either going intensely Gibsonian high tech / low life, or upscale Cyberglam femme.
Send me the shops you like, the makeup that'll make me, DIY guides, or whatever you've got!
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Steam Machine: If it doesn't end up working for us as a console, I'm sure it'll make a solid workstation!
Steam Frame: I'm in. Wireless, can but does not need to be used with a computer, fuck yeah.
Steam Controller: Of course to use with the Machine, but damn, I wanted the OG Steam Controller but couldn't get one. I'm in on faith alone here.
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I have a Digitakt II but...I'm not sure I like Elektron's workflow. This thing is incredibly powerful, so maybe I'm just missing something?
For comparison, I am in love with my TR-8S. Hardware controls for every damn thing, sequencer is intuitive, but it's definitely a more limited machine than the Digitakt II.
Thoughts?
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I have a Digitakt II but...I'm not sure I like Elektron's workflow. This thing is incredibly powerful, so maybe I'm just missing something?
For comparison, I am in love with my TR-8S. Hardware controls for every damn thing, sequencer is intuitive, but it's definitely a more limited machine than the Digitakt II.
Thoughts?
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I have a Digitakt II but...I'm not sure I like Elektron's workflow. This thing is incredibly powerful, so maybe I'm just missing something?
For comparison, I am in love with my TR-8S. Hardware controls for every damn thing, sequencer is intuitive, but it's definitely a more limited machine than the Digitakt II.
Thoughts?
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I have a Digitakt II but...I'm not sure I like Elektron's workflow. This thing is incredibly powerful, so maybe I'm just missing something?
For comparison, I am in love with my TR-8S. Hardware controls for every damn thing, sequencer is intuitive, but it's definitely a more limited machine than the Digitakt II.
Thoughts?
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Omg the most adorable Trans woman stopped by, seeking Planned Parenthood donations. She told me she's been working there for not very long, and she gets yelled at a lot by folks who opposed reproductive rights — not to mention outright fucking transphobes. She thanked me for flying the trans flag, and said I'm the only trans person she's talked to in all her time doing this.
Fucking *hard* not to give her all my fucking money.
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So, does anyone actually like KMail? I *want* to like it, but many of the UX choices leave me baffled. Is there some secret magic I'm missing? Is there a Linux mail client folks actually enjoy using?
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Re: LB:
I will die on the hill of Celsius/Centigrade being by far the superior measuring system.
Except when discussing weather temperatures, where Fahrenheit is the long favorite.
In °F, relative to humans: 0° is a fucking cold day. 100° is a fucking hot day.. It's easy to intuit how comfortable a day's gonna be.
The equivalent °C are -17.778° and 37.778°. It's maddening. Kelvin has its uses as well, but you would use it to measure daily temperature on Earth!
#temperature #fahrenheit #celcius